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corpse J 🧟‍♀️

@zombiejerusalem.bsky.social
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Hi it’s corpse from Twitter. I’m here because fuck Twitter. [she/her] 🧟‍♀️ disabled, chronically ill, lesbian, witch 18+ only I have a filthy fucking mouth

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe the devil ate not one, not two, but FOUR Sara Paulsens Greedy fuck. I’d have been happy with just one
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have one just for men—if your bro makes a sexist joke, don’t laugh. Don’t even crack a smile. Even better, tell him that you don’t get it
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This just makes me feel sick and sad. Megyn clearly has not healed from what happened to her.
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine telling the pope that he doesn’t influence people
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK, I actually have bragging rights for this I had to do his slide and his boss fight WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO SAVE. We didn’t have an N64 memory card so we just paused between gaming sessions. Idk how I did this but I got all the way to the fucking plum lava bullshit before officially losing my shit
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never even finished Rayman 2 bc that difficulty curve was insane but the aesthetic inspired me for life. THE CAVE OF BAD DREAMS 💯💯💯 And ofc Zelda fundamentally altered my DNA like it did to every other millennial 
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking saaaame
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s so nice to see Adelaide 😭😭😭 I was wondering why Constance would work for Satan(?) since she literally let his son die lmao but this makes perfect sense. She couldn’t have Adelaide at the Murder House 
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AHS13 TALKS GO HERE!!!!! — SPOILERS!!! — I’m resting my hands today so I can’t say much yet but Kai and Tate interacting has sent me to the fucking moon
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK I knew I would forget something I always forget something Jet Force Gemini should also be here but idk what I would sacrifice in its place
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is the blank one bc I had to scroll forever to find a fucking link and I’m not gonna do that to u guys
my9games.net
Choose my 9 games | My 9 Games
Choose the 9 games that shaped who you are and create a shareable 9-panel image.
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9 Games that shaped who I am* * not my 9 FAVORITE games,  otherwise Twilight Princess & Majora’s Mask would be here * I limited myself to one per series, otherwise Twilight Princess & Majora’s Mask would be here * also Final Fantasy X * and Silent Hill 4 * and Dragon Age 2 * you get it lol
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alongside the pain, those with invisible illnesses must struggle all our lives to be heard & believed by medical professionals. Most pain clinics won’t even let me through the door. There are better ways to fight this epidemic than restrictions. Making NARCAN readily available is a great one. 👍🏻
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Abdul, I applaud all efforts to fight the opioid epidemic, but chronic pain sufferers have been caught in the crossfire. I’ve been fighting for over a decade to get the pain meds I need to function. Please don’t forget us. We aren’t the cause of this problem and don’t deserve to be punished for it
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn’t charge anyone for gender affirming magic ofc I’d make enough $ from the furries anyway
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d settle for gender affirming magic though
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fervency with which I wish I could do this for people
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They want your age data for targeted advertising, thats literally it. It was never about safety or kids
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don Jr may be a mutant but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have six fingers lmao
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly. It’s good that Abdul was patient with him. I would’ve told him to shut the fuck up lmao
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean what
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And then they marry me instead
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro that’s like the Cadillac of mass produced cheese
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cute and cheeky expression!
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sooo fucking tired like why does everyone hate women so much. Why do women hate women so much The fact that the first three ‘critiques’ you just listed primarily come from other women makes me want to kick it old school and lobotomize myself
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been Griffin-ing out since birth I fear
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𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 @rachrua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Macklemore (who was fired from his job): The real victim here is the Palestinians Sheeran (who did fucking nothing): The real victim here is me
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You and my wrists are the only reasons I don’t talk more shit about KH I truly value all three of you 
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m 38 and I have nothing in common with a 27-year-old 23 and 18 are both young adults though, they’re essentially in the same stage of life especially in this day & age lmao. That’s such a weird and online thing for someone to say
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Omg I wanna see it
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are still character creators out there that don’t have those options?? Piss on them
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me and the missus
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Motte 𓆨 @flotttemotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[ #oc ] Gallowdance #dnd #dndoc #trrpg #ocsky #artsky
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyway this has been pointed out by other ppl but at some point the internet decided that if you just put the word ‘white’ in front of ‘women’ then it’s OK to make fun of us Don’t get me wrong there are plenty of things to criticize us white women for lmao but liking pumpkin spice lattes ain’t one
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fall is objectively the best season like sorry we have good taste ??? Ofc women love fall and pumpkins and Halloween, a lot of u girlies are witches and u don’t even know it lol Join me
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean I don’t actually feel embarrassed, it’s incredibly difficult to embarrass me lmao but I’m SUPPOSED to feel that way yknow? I’ll often joke and laugh at myself if I’m getting coffee w friends or something. ‘Haha I’m such a basic bitch’ or smth and just—WHY. Pumpkin is fucking delicious
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever stop and think about how women get bullied for absolutely fucking everything Like why do I feel embarrassed for liking fall and pumpkin flavored things
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SAME OMG and when he infiltrated Scientology 😂 Ben exemplifies all of my most sacred principles, I mean look who’s in my pfp!! Gonzo journalism baby
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any attack on the arts IS an attack on LGBTQ people, let’s not forget that!
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is what ‘caring about more than one thing’ REALLY means, not the stupid bastardized version that antis love to employ when equating drawings w actually important shit. Remember that these issues are both products of the same system of power and working to dismantle it will help with both
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My sentence structure is so weird when I’m dictating 😭 when I actually write I craft my words so carefully even when I’m using fucking chatspeak But when you’re speaking, it’s so different . Give it a try sometime lol
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wish I wasn’t disabled so I could be chaotic good like this Like I kind of was like that on Twitter, but that site has departed reality and lives in another dimension now it has gone where I can’t follow
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Speaking of things (people?) I’ve liked for a long time that are blowing up right now, LOOK AT BEN YOU GUYS. Yall are following the Lego thing right? He’s finally getting the support and recognition he deserves and he’s using it to help people, bc ofc he is 🥹
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Bricks and minifigs is trying to shut us down
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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corpse J 🧟‍♀️ @zombiejerusalem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Step away from the bird app Please 
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