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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@republicanpartyusa.bsky.social are just imbeciles aren’t they?
"There are 50 million people in South Carolina."
—Darline Graham
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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@our_shadow_flag
As a woman, I’m literally BEGGING you to STOP “protecting” me from trans people. I don’t need this shit. My rights aren’t being stolen because trans people have rights too. Stop using women as a fucking human shield for your bigotry. We are not your moral cover. Fucking spare me! 

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WOMEN'S
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YO #MAGA #ƒЦСΚ_エСヨ
I’m gonna hold your hand when | say this:
Mexican, Central American, and South American people are indigenous to the Americas and White people are the actual immigrants.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All welcome online or in-person at 1151 W. Leland, Chicago. 11am CDT. Service led remotely from CA by Rev. Frederick Brenion with help onsite by temple members. Additional information in comments added in close-to-real-time. Replay available for 30 days. www.facebook.com/share/1C2uZF...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how every single mythology and folklore across the planet has that one dude that's like "weird little fker that ruins your life if he doesn't like your vibe." germans have gnomes, swedes have tomte, the wôpanâak people have pukwudgie, americans have ben shapiro 
@anicacihla (tweets protected)
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The target is not Christians, it's Christian Nationalism.
The target is not white people, it's white supremacy.
The target is not heterosexuals, it's homophobia.
The target is not men, it's sexism and patriarchy.
Don't take it personal, join the work and dismantle oppressive systems.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Asw...
There ought to be a law that any time debt is sold, the debtor gets the 1st rights to buy the debt themselves at the same price the creditor is offering to accept from a 3rd-party buyer.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Linked item is as much of a factor as Carlson's tight race. I usually don't give to out-of-state campaigns, but the linked story is compelling. I'm doing this AGAINST his opponent, McEntire & in honor of McEntire's constituent Ms. Brown—whom McEntire harassed. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
seattletimes.com
‘It is a threat’: Judge finds WA GOP lawmaker harassed constituent
Rep. Joel McEntire, R-Cathlamet, has been ordered to stop communicating with a healthcare worker, one of McEntire’s constituents a judge found he has harassed.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
break glass and dispense in emergency yo #MAGA
I'm going to gently hold your little troll hand and carefully say this to you:
- Qanon is a hoax
- Obama WAS born in USA
- Biden DID win in 2020
- Michelle is a woman
- No one was eating cats & dogs
- There were no WMDs
- Iran didn't have nukes
- Hormuz isn't open
- You don't have a DOGE check
- You don't have a Tariff check
- You're not getting a Trump check
- Covid was real
- Vaccines are safe
- Fox isn't news
- Truth Social isn't truth
- Trickle down economics doesn't
- Trump is a pedophile
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rev. Victor Ogundipe will officiate Fall O-Higan service in-person, 9/10/26 11am CDT, 1151 W. Leland, Chicago, & it will be carried on www.facebook.com/share/1C3jtt... Additional info in 🧵 added in close to real time. Replay available till 10/19/26. Please attend in person if you can.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All welcome online or in-person at 1151 W. Leland, Chicago. 11am CDT. Service conducted remotely from California by Rev. Frederick Brenion with help onsite by temple members. Additional information in 🧵 added in close-to-real-time. Replay available for 30 days. www.facebook.com/share/1Bywna...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
x.com/Stonecolddad...
@Stonecolddaddy_:" Most men take advice about women from other men while dismissing advice from actual women about women and are blind to the mere assholery in this."
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yo #MAGA Antifa=anti fascism. Did you know? Almost all @realdonaldtrumppar.bsky.social's heroes were fascists: Mussolini, Hitler, Franco. And his cabinet is full of neofascists: #StephenMiller, @secdef.govpeeps.us, @mayojdvance.bsky.social, and don’t forget his ambassador to Israel, #MikeHuckabee
Antita is a philosophy, not an organization. But if it had a hdqtrs, it would be Arlington National Cemetery.
There are 400k anti-fascists there.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
print and make copies for your friends and neighbors
ACLU 
NOTICE TO ICE & FEDERAL AGENTS 
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READ FROM BEHIND THE DOOR: 
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l am a United States citizen. 
I do not consent to you entering my home. 
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l am exercising my 4th Amendment right to refuse entry without a valid search warrant signed by a judge. 
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l am exercising my 5th Amendment right to remain silent. 
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I will not answer any questions or sign any documents without a lawyer present.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
x.com/Zarish5062/s...
@Zarish5062: "The law should be: If the doctor is recommending it, it should be ILLEGAL for the insurance companies to deny it without appealing to a board of physicians. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND."
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A woman says, “Men are raping us. Beating us. Killing us.”

And here comes a man within minutes: “That happens to men too.”

YES. It does. And guess who is usually raping, beating, or killing those men? ANOTHER MAN.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
x.com/EastEndJoe/s...
Mitch McConnell's work chair from home.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did Massie name any fellow elected @republicanpartyusa.bsky.social , @houserepublicans.bsky.social , Republican Senators, Republican Governors? Massie has nothing to lose politically. You have till January 3, sir. Keep it coming.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/p/1FKb...
#GAGSPLAINING 
1. n. Captain Obvious type commentary on a joke, particularly a shaggy dog story or a Gracie Allen-ism.

2. n. This is where it's a contranym: occasionally necessary dissection of a joke for humor-impaired readers, particularly in a social media space dedicated to humor. This type of #GAGSPLAINING is the thankless task taken up by the joke's author or a sympathizer when a comment completely misses the point.

©2026 Miriam Solon

buymeacoffee.com/miriamzombiehotflashsolon
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dada Twitter still exists, but it has to find you. Pops up like Brigadoon & then sinks back in the earth like it never existed. You can never find it when you seek it & if you hunt it you get tangled up in the overgrown mental boneyard that is Elon Musk's zombie-infested lair x.com/OurShallowSt...
Mitch McConnell's medical team says he is "still having issues with breathing." This is a very common side effect to not being alive.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Memorial for loved ones who died in Sept any yr (9月の祥月法要). All welcome in-person at 1151 W Leland, Chicago—11am CDT—or online. Service led by Rev. Frederick Brenion, remotely from CA & facilitated by temple members onsite. Replay available for 30 days. More info in 🛢 www.facebook.com/events/17061...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/u...
nytimes.com
In Major Leak Hunt, Pentagon Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Members (Gift Article)
About 50 people were tested, an unparalleled inquiry that comes in the wake of news reports about the war with Iran and the U.S. military’s diminished stocks of munitions.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I 💙 #REPUBLICANNIBALISM
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: Someone has hacked the REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WEBSITE and it now redirects to the EPSTEIN FILES WEBSITE. gopdallas2026.com 🍿🏆 h/t Brian Tyler Cohen
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sex is great and all. But have you ever voted Republican elected officials out of power and impeached a president? I think the afterglow is way better when kicking fascists out of government. Try it and see for yourselves.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey hive mind, tell me @mapquest.com isn't ƑЦСΚІИ9 useless if you depend on public transit. @mapquest.bsky.social
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
x.com/mitrajoy_/st...
The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
x.com/mitrajoy_/st...
The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All welcome online or in-person at 1151 W. Leland, Chicago. 11am CDT. Service led remotely from CA by Rev. Frederick Brenion with help onsite by temple members. Additional info in 🧵 added in close-to-real-time. Replay available for 30 days. www.facebook.com/share/19ZQoz...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Canadians are renaming Canadian Geese - Donald Ducks.
They are obnoxiously loud and shit everywhere.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
source: www.threads.com/share/C_bSI3... @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com
Lake Michigan is the only Great Lake that is entirely inside the United States. It was named after the Ojibwe word mishigami, which means large water. Lake Ontario has its name from the Iroquoian word Ontari’:io and means lake of shining waters.

I’m so sick of Trump’s erasure of Indigenous history, Black history, and Hispanic history. This is white supremacy and anyone arguing differently can STFU.

Gulf of Mexico
Lake Ontario
USS Doris “Dorie” Miller
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Memorial for our temple’s grandfather—Akegarasu Haya. All welcome online or in-person at 1151 W Leland, Chgo. 11am CDT. Service led from CA by Rev. Frederick Brenion with help onsite by BTC members. More in 🧵 added in close-to-real-time. Replay available for 30 days. facebook.com/share/1EnA7c...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
busy Saturday? In Chicago or nearby? Come see my band and 3 other groups perfORm for free in beautiful Ping Tom Memorial Park at 300 W. 19th Street in Chicago's Chinatown www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/events/many-...
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TACO 1
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/events/many-...
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stop this illegal, stupid war. Vote for a Congress that will stand up to the whole Trump shit show.
We are all on the decoy plane.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
All welcome online or in-person at 1151 W. Leland, Chicago. 11am CDT. Service led remotely from CA by Rev. Frederick Brenion with help onsite by temple members. Additional information in comments added in close-to-real-time. Replay available for 30 days. facebook.com/share/1ERazT...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jHxw9LK6wl2kNNtF7-e3VU9YYQ1VTIasJyFJD6jH0k/edit?tab=t.0https://docs.google.com/document/d/18iuaCC-BEpZfNdEP4BCYdHmYqgHWjNYRhOFEf4YaSyY/edit?tab=t.0
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gift article Follow the link below to view the article. AOC’s Egg-Freezing Is Suddenly A Bipartisan Conversation wallstreetjournal-ny.newsmemory.com?publink=11f8... I support all women's self-determination. I will not debate this. If you have a problem with it, work it out on your own timeline.
wallstreetjournal-ny.newsmemory.com
AOC’s Egg-Freezing Is Suddenly A Bipartisan Conversation
‘DON’T BE WEIRD about this, even though I know all of you will be.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I 💙 #REPUBLICANNIBALISM
So let me get this straight.
In a primary where Trump endorsed Mike Lindell, and Lindell lost, he's now claiming there was fraud. Which would mean that the fraud was committed by the Republicans, because ONLY Republicans vote in a Republican Primary.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yo #MAGA x.com/MAGAts_Expos...
The MAGA crowd spent months thirsting over "Emily Hart," an AI-generated blonde who loved beer and ice fishing, only to find out she was actually a 22-year-old male medical student in India farming them for licensing exam money.

The creator literally admitted he tried to make a progressive version too, but left-wing users immediately called it out as "AI slop" and moved on. Meanwhile, the right-wing alpha males were paying real subscriber cash to a Fanvue account for a Jennifer Lawrence lookalike generated on a laptop in South Asia.

Turns out the ultimate "cheat code" for the anti-woke crowd is just a blonde prompt and a digital MAGA hat. You truly cannot make this up.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THEN: The captain goes down with the ship. NOW: The captain uses a catering truck to sneak onto a different ship.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.threads.com/share/DPWbPL...
Peoples Temple cult leader Jim Jones regularly staged fake assassination attempts on his own life to manipulate his followers and so that his his cult would worship him harder. Just dropping this little piece of history for no particular reason...
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Food for thought for all those not happy with the Dems right now. Perfect? Hell no. Better than the GOP? Hell yes. x.com/mhdksafa/sta...
Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa Best voting advice: Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting On the bus. And if there isn't one going to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be.
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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I don't mind paying my taxes when the poor can't. But I do mind paying my taxes when the rich won't.
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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Have you noticed the people who don't want to help refugees because we "have our own poor" also don't want to help our own poor?
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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Our world is not divided by race, color, gender, or religion. Our world is divided into wise people and fools. And fools divide themselves by race, color, gender, or religion.
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ZombieHotflash @zombiehotflash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So, what was that, like, five Scaramuccis? www.cnn.com/2026/08/12/p...
cnn.com
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt leaving role, Trump announces | CNN Politics
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will leave her role at the end of August, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday.
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