Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comBette Midler YouremyheroAlt: Bette Midler "Did you ever know what you're my hero" gif 020
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Angela says she can jump into a tv and be in that tv show with her super power! Why don't I have a super power?" 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We all knew what he meant when he said it the first time, but the media can now fall over themselves to make up a new version of this. "Maybe he meant a missile of kindness!" 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Schools can't afford copier paper and pencils but sure is believable that they hand out hormone treatments like candy.static.klipy.comOprah Winfrey: You Get A Shot!Alt: Oprah Winfrey: You Get A Shot! 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comHawkward - Shocked Hawk MemeAlt: Hawkward - Shocked Hawk Meme 010
Reposted by AmberJessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL 732614635
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guilt is a tool used against women all the time but the nice thing about menopause is you realize you no longer gaf and guilt no longer works on you. 030
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This falls under the "Trump thinks all of the West of the US is California, specifically LA." 030
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I haven't mailed my ballot back since the first Trump administration, I always deliver it to a ballot box, but I, like every other Oregon voter, GET my ballot by mail. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oregon votes solely by mail. We haven't had in person polling places in over 2 decades. So "vote in person" isn't even possible for me and every other Oregon voter, including all the people in Eastern Oregon who want to join Greater Idaho. 021
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hard to do that when you live in a state that votes SOLELY by mail. 010
Reposted by AmberSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 19/08/2026Wildfires are 4 times more likely to start near roads than in roadless areas. More roads = more fire. Trump is selling out your public lands for development while over 2.6 million acres of Oregon burn in a record wildfire season. 18612287
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The buck stops with Joe Biden and his ice cream licking, even in retirement. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When Republicans have no good argument except racism . . . seems like maybe a bad sign for them. 030
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026And yet the Bulwark still wants us to vote for "centrist" Dems. 131
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026me: Trump says we just need to cut down more trees and there will be no more forest fires. my dad, who worked in the Forest Service for several decades: you know how many fires we had to put out that were started by logging equipment? I don't, but only because I lost count. 020
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'd take 10 bears and a rabid squirrel in a forest over this dude. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comLandry Bender: The Bar Is Pretty LowAlt: Landry Bender: The Bar Is Pretty Low 030
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comRyan Gosling as Ken: My Job is Just BeachAlt: Ryan Gosling as Ken: My Job is Just Beach 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Minus the Christian partstatic.klipy.comGolden Girls Character Sweats in KitchenAlt: Blanche from Golden Girls sprays herself with water 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This cat looks it's saying "and I won the coyote encounter, don't you forget it" 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026He's too busy with his other job to answer the phone right now.static.klipy.comBroccoli and Corn CostumesAlt: Broccoli and Corn Costumes, dancing 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comMillicent: That's Super ConvincingAlt: Millicent: That's Super Convincing 020
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I see Marie Gluesenkamp Perez voted against mail-in voting in a state that votes . . . exclusively but mail. 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026there's a special place in hell for cults that try to recruit college kids. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026that guy thought he had me buy giving me books, look bitch, I will always take a free book, but then he started to ask for a donation so I just gave them all back to him and walked away. I felt awkward in the moment but now I am like, that was a power play, yay me. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just in case you saw this Guardian article and looked at the picture and thought "Damn, that guy looks like the guy who tried to convince me to join the Hare Krishnas in college" and didn't read the article, seems like you made the right call. 220
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comMean Girls: Regina George - Boo, You WhoreAlt: Mean Girls: Regina George - Boo, You Whore 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"don't vote for the people that actually give you hope, vote for the people you find boring but that aren't Trump". 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comMean Girls: Boo, You WhoreAlt: Mean Girls: Boo, You Whore 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026one teen I know had a recruiter who would give him actual cash several times, so he kept talking to the recruiter and the recruiter kept trying to recruit him. Sell is the right word. 000
Reposted by AmberBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells” 10169701534
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Seriously thinking about my next career move as a bog witch. You try to record me in my swamp and my house with chicken legs will eat you. 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026once again for those old boomers in politics who refuse to retire, do you REALLY want to work right up until the day you die? Because you don't have to. 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I unsubscribed from Rachel's substack but I had to go make sure I did. Wtf. This is not ok. 000
Reposted by AmberMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026One thing I don’t think men understand is that rape and assault are so ubiquitous—and so perpetually immune from consequence or recognition—that many women learn to talk about these incidents as of they’re mere inconveniences. We are not allowed to treat them with more gravity. 943670747
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Do racists think that ancient Greeks were all white because all the statues are (now) white? *cracks knuckles and drags out art history books* Now, let's all gather around to learn about Greek Korai statues and how they were painted in color which over the years was washed away. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026someone once told me my art would be better if I put less skulls in my art, bless her heart. 131
Reposted by AmberDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Don't want to speak ill of the dead, so getting this Mitch McConnell take out now. He saw Trump with complete clarity, as a danger to America, but protected him anyway. Perhaps more than anyone, he had the power to end Trumpism, but chose party over country. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/jan-6-and-... 42795092545
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026How do we know Larry isn't just messing with the dog? "Hey buddy, dig over here, this hole is better, oooh, do I dig better than you? With these tiny paws?" 010
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you told me 2 months ago I would be watching these games I would have laughed at you so much. 000
Amber @zombieartbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026That red card was a very bad call, says this definite football expert. 110
