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Claudia: "The time for talk is over" Richard: #CelebrityTraitors

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Maya has definitely got her Traitors cloak under that fluffy jacket #CelebrityTraitors

I'm a fun gal and all but I do think there's a line #CelebrityTraitors

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Ok so they get a safe word so they can get out if they want but it means they'll probably get murdered?? That succckkksss I'm sorry, this challenge is a baddun #CelebrityTraitors

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They HAVE to stop burying people alive on this show. It's a genuinely terrifying and traumatising experience?? My literal worst nightmare, and call me crazy but I don't think it should be on the telly with how long it takes to film stuff! #CelebrityTraitors

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Oh poor Ross Kemp is so paranoid 😭😭😭 #CelebrityTraitors

Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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🎵 Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 #CelebrityTraitors

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He's just having a nice time!! Just let them all have a nice time! #CelebrityTraitors

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Whatever this tactic Richard is playing, I LOVE IT #CelebrityTraitors

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He looks so at home in the castle

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Well obviously Richard E Grant is gonna be my favourite #CelebrityTraitors

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Sitting down to watch #CelebrityTraitors already knowing there's bts drama...

LMAOnaise Comedy @lmaonaise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Hello!? We're back on the print train! Everyone agrees that real paper is better than internet paper, so pre-order your real zine here. IF YOU LOVE LIVE COMEDY, PLEASE SUPPORT THIS! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/lmaonaise-...

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look I'm not saying I believe in predetermination, but I flicked past this old episode of Cats Does Countdown from 2014 and the letters were definitely hinting at something.......

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Sorry but why has no one locked this ass down yet??

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Pleeeeease support live comedy by buying tickets to this show xoxo 👇

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LMAOnaise Comedy @lmaonaise.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It's LIVE COMEDY DAY today which is the perfect day to buy tickets to our amazing (and only) show at @sohotheatre.bsky.social The only April Fool here is you if you don't get tickets!!! sohotheatre.com/events/lmaon...

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LMAOnaise Comedy @lmaonaise.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This is SO extremely exciting! We're doing a big show at Soho Theatre and you *have* to come sohotheatre.com/events/lmaon...

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I know what he said lol and it isn't true but thank you so much for trying to explain it to me xoxo also his beard sucks and makes my opinion more valid

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Timothee Chalamet's tiny beard is worse than anything he said about opera and ballet (bear in mind I think what he said was so bad!! that's how much I hate this tiny beard!!)

Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Intellectually I know it is causing me and my life absolutely no harm at all but I can't help feeling there is something very cursed and sinister about Timmy's Tiny Beard and a lot of things would get better in the world if we shaved it off

Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Her week must have been really fucking weird before now

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I've had the Alan Partridge version of Wuthering Heights in my head for a full week.

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Omg I'm desperate to see this now

Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

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If money was no object, what would your ideal gallery/museum be? What specific pieces would you like to see alongside each other? What's the visitor experience? What ridiculous things would you spend money on? What nonsense ideas would you want to try? Who would be doing it?

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I'm furious and ashamed of this country. The main thing the UK has given to the world in recent years is the oppression of trans people

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Saying you stand with trans kids, that you believe in inclusion, that you ban them with a "heavy heart" is the most disgusting display of cowardice. Words are meaningless if you say something while doing the opposite.

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LMAOnaise Comedy @lmaonaise.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

A few excerpt from this week's newsletter, my last one until March!! Read it right now, or I might never return and then you'd be sorry open.substack.com/pub/lmaonais...

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No Black Friday or AI Tuesday or Sheffield Wednesday, discount till the end of the year!!

LMAOnaise Comedy @lmaonaise.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

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There was no Black Friday discount on LMAOnaise membership because we ALREADY HAVE A 20% OFF birthday discount and it runs until the end of the year! You can get an entire year for 8/10s of the price (I think that's the best way to describe it) SUPPORT US 🙏 lmaonaisecomedy.substack.com/029f3dfe

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Dynamic pricing is exploitative and theatres should be ashamed of doing it

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It's this level of Christmas spirit intensity or NOTHING

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Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up

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The only hot Who up in Whoville 🌟💎

Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I used it in conversation with my friend the other day and they way he looked at me when I said "I'm just having such a problem with cancel culture at the moment"... I think it's important to popularise *my* usage of the term

Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I've started using the term "cancel culture" to refer to people cancelling plans at the last minute because this is a very real and annoying issue that affects my life, unlike the other definition of cancel culture which isn't real as people like jimmy carr and louis ck prove daily

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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

sometimes things suck and you've got a headache and it's raining and you've just had your hair done and the bus is on diversion and then just as you're nearly at your door you realise you have chicken kiev in the freezer x