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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19h

So this Poirot goofus didn't last 3 weeks in heaven before they kicked his ass out?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner!

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I get that everyone needs a bit these days but this one's just sad.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope the next Democratic president understands that they're going to need to immediately fire every flag officer promoted by Hegseth. Maybe vet them for reinstatement afterwards if you're feeling nice, but every one of these people is a traitor-in-waiting until proven otherwise.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm starting to feel like the Internet was maybe a mistake.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Let me be straight with you." "I need to be blunt." "I have to be honest." "I really wish I didn't have to write you this message." Why do Democratic fundraisers think I'm more likely to donate if they start their texts off like they're about to give me a cancer diagnosis?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean, if I've got nothing to do on a weekend afternoon I wouldn't mind seeing the movie again in the theater as-is. If they want to throw in some extra stuff, that's even better.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw two excellent threads on videogame storytelling laud Scarlet Hollow's approach. By the time I got to Steam to wishlist it, my brain had changed the title to Crimson Hollow. That turned out to also be a fun-looking game that's now on my wishlist. I feel like this is how they get you.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "never post facts on social media when a narrative is on the line!"

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In addition to the bullshit label "Holly Rowe drama," yahoo gets a key detail wrong: nobody asked Manning about that particular video. The question was if he'd seen any TikTok edits and he chose to highlight that one out of all the ones he'd seen.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don't get a loan from your bookie even if they have a cool app.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He probably has a concussion but they can't tell.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Meh. I didn't give it a second thought.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know it's only been 5 minutes but this is an underrated comment. Excuse me while I go throw up.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

All other considerations aside, how the fuck did Converse think that ad would sell sneakers?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well, since the first film adapted about two pages from the book, there's plenty of material left.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm excited to share that I have just ordered lunch from Chipotle.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Is the video where he made the remark or where he you know what never mind

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"If you oppose this unpopular thing too strongly, unpopular people will spend their money to tell the voters you're against this unpopular thing." How do people get paid to be this stupid?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I once ordered a gin and tonic and the server asked me what was in it. Apparently my reaction that evening was a practice run for receiving the news that the suits can't come up with a premise for THE MUPPET SHOW.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I hope Manu's doing well and getting the professional recognition he deserves as the handler of rice delivery issues.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well that's a cursed headline/pic combo if I've ever seen one.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yeesh. I need to create an alt so I can like this twice!

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thank goodness they got the telescope launched before Fuckface found out it was named after a woman.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If the Democratic establishment hates Hasan Piker so much, they shouldn't have nominated him to run for high public office. I assume that's why they spend so much time talking about some guy with a podcast?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What in the fuck did Target think that costume looked like?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nothing makes a country look stronger than shooting the troops full of testosterone then sending out a dork in a suit to declare "economic D-Day."

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The both of you, to be clear!

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If I were a billionaire, you'd have a streaming show now.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Of course the NYT felt the need to have Spencer Pratt weigh in. Though, I suppose he is an expert on L.A. grifting.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"We're already planning to buy $40 trillion of long-range missiles. So it evens out!"

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Protip: Have someone in your life who will smack you in the head with a sock full of pennies if you self-righteously describe yourself as an expert and thought leader.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Google's spent $TEXAS on Gemini, yet nothing I could say could convince it that "Play Black Flag" meant something other than sea shanties.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm sure the logistics are fucked, but the supply chain probably wasn't designed to accomplish regime change in Iran using nothing but stand-off weapons.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Side question: how much will I regret finding out who Natalie is?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Speed cameras are bad because I'm a good driver who should be allowed to drive fast!"

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is this the steam catapult thing again or is it some other ridiculous change like going back to straight flight decks?

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Brandon Sanderson and his personal publisher/merch company would be really surprised to hear that books like The Way of Kings are disappearing.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You have to be evil as fuck for this idea to even occur to you in the first place and most evil fucks would be like "Whoa. That's way too obviously evil!"

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

More people need to understand this. You can't appeal to a conservative's sense of decency because they don't have one that applies to you.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

ACAB includes Encyclopedia Brown.

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