Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope the next Democratic president understands that they're going to need to immediately fire every flag officer promoted by Hegseth. Maybe vet them for reinstatement afterwards if you're feeling nice, but every one of these people is a traitor-in-waiting until proven otherwise. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Let me be straight with you." "I need to be blunt." "I have to be honest." "I really wish I didn't have to write you this message." Why do Democratic fundraisers think I'm more likely to donate if they start their texts off like they're about to give me a cancer diagnosis? 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She's a figure skater, he's a hockey player? That's not straight Heated Rivalry. That's regular The Cutting Edge. Presumably with a lot more fucking.static.klipy.comThe Cutting Edge Toe PickAlt: Scene from The Cutting Edge. He's glowering up at her from the I've where he's just fallen after ignoring her advice to use the toepick. She leans down and jauntily reminds him about the toepick. 011
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saw two excellent threads on videogame storytelling laud Scarlet Hollow's approach. By the time I got to Steam to wishlist it, my brain had changed the title to Crimson Hollow. That turned out to also be a fun-looking game that's now on my wishlist. I feel like this is how they get you. 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The @nytimes.com assembled an expert panel that thinks there are 100 shows that are better than The Expansestatic.klipy.comThe Expanse AvasaralaAlt: Avasarala demanding to know what the fuck is wrong with you 030
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Don't get a loan from your bookie even if they have a cool app. 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026All other considerations aside, how the fuck did Converse think that ad would sell sneakers? 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm excited to share that I have just ordered lunch from Chipotle. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I once ordered a gin and tonic and the server asked me what was in it. Apparently my reaction that evening was a practice run for receiving the news that the suits can't come up with a premise for THE MUPPET SHOW. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Thank goodness they got the telescope launched before Fuckface found out it was named after a woman. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If the Democratic establishment hates Hasan Piker so much, they shouldn't have nominated him to run for high public office. I assume that's why they spend so much time talking about some guy with a podcast? 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing makes a country look stronger than shooting the troops full of testosterone then sending out a dork in a suit to declare "economic D-Day." 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Protip: Have someone in your life who will smack you in the head with a sock full of pennies if you self-righteously describe yourself as an expert and thought leader. 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Google's spent $TEXAS on Gemini, yet nothing I could say could convince it that "Play Black Flag" meant something other than sea shanties. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Speed cameras are bad because I'm a good driver who should be allowed to drive fast!" 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This is why we can't have nice things.kotaku.comWall Street Punishes Roblox For Directing Kids To Better GamesWall Street seems unhappy about improvements to the Roblox recommendation algorithm 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026More people need to understand this. You can't appeal to a conservative's sense of decency because they don't have one that applies to you. 010
Reposted by ZoddaProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.” 9356961236
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain should kick the ball in the goal at the end of these runs instead of kicking it at an Argentine. 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/07/2026At this point, my area needs left turn/U-turn on red cameras. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Losing a World Cup semifinal must suck. Knowing you still have to play one more game must be absolutely brutal. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"I spoke with ... Mitch McConnell for about ... Twent minutes ... tonight ... we ... oh my ..." -Lindsey Graham 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Weird how they manage to get all the fiddly calls right when the right fiddly calls are good for Argentina. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Who the fuck is Ryan Grim? Who the fuck are any of these fucking people and why do they get to be everyone's problem? 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I was going to make upsomething stupid for the New York Times headline, but this is the real one they used for the commander in chief literally saying the ceasefire is over. 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This dude sums up the USA. Getting your ass kicked right now and chest thumping because, I don't know, you won a war 80 years ago or whatever. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They sure can pick 'em up in Maine. Though I feel like there's a story to be written about how the nationalization of swing congressional races fucks up national, state, and local politics. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Watching the ants in my kitchen react when I put fresh borax down and realizing I'm an incrutably cruel god to them. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Brazil would probably be doing better if they stopped missing. And if Norway didn't have a dinosaur on their team. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Is it some kind of special soccer hat trick if you get a goal and assist and block a hard shot with you junk in the same game? 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Quote from priestly fraternity excommunicated: "What are you gonna do? Excommunicate us?" 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/07/2026At the risk of curdling a great story, think how much fun shit like this billionaires could do if they weren't busy using their money to make us all into slaves to the Machine God. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/06/2026We used to call it breaking the truce if you bombed the other side, but then the woke took over. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Can we please change the trending topic to Mel Brooks' Birthday (He's okay!) or something so nobody else gets a jump scare on the Discover tab? 110
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Excellent online quiz. No notes. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 020
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"15. This ceasefire shall only be effective while the U.S. stock market is open." 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/06/2026What the hell would happen in 2 Grinch 2 Christmas? He goes back in time to stop himself from growing up mean only to discover that he would become a worse monster because every individual is the sum of their experiences? Actually, you can have that one for ten grand, Hollywood. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It's starting to feel like this president may just be kind of dumb. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Good thing I only recognize one Roku.static.klipy.comFire Lord Ozai Firebending in Avatar: The Last AirbenderAlt: Avatar Roku bending all for elements via kata in Avatar: The Last Airbender 040
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Seems like the Spurs shouldn't have let the Knicks score so many points at the end there. 030
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I want to say it would be funny if the Knicks lost 4 straight after Fuckface showed up. But he hates the people of NYC so much that he would probably enjoy it. 040
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Maine just doesn't feel comfortable without a complete piece of shit in that Senate seat, I guess. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Sure looks like Platner sucks and lots of people from out of state saying he sucks is helping him win in Maine. 010
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If the restaurant men's room doesn't have a changing table, it should be legal to use any unoccupied table in the main dining area. 000
Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This supposed Iran peace deal is mildly more plausible because they let the news get out when it's harder to do insider trading. 010