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Zodda

@zodda.bsky.social
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Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope the next Democratic president understands that they're going to need to immediately fire every flag officer promoted by Hegseth. Maybe vet them for reinstatement afterwards if you're feeling nice, but every one of these people is a traitor-in-waiting until proven otherwise.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Let me be straight with you." "I need to be blunt." "I have to be honest." "I really wish I didn't have to write you this message." Why do Democratic fundraisers think I'm more likely to donate if they start their texts off like they're about to give me a cancer diagnosis?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's a figure skater, he's a hockey player? That's not straight Heated Rivalry. That's regular The Cutting Edge. Presumably with a lot more fucking.
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The Cutting Edge Toe Pick
Alt: Scene from The Cutting Edge. He's glowering up at her from the I've where he's just fallen after ignoring her advice to use the toepick. She leans down and jauntily reminds him about the toepick.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw two excellent threads on videogame storytelling laud Scarlet Hollow's approach. By the time I got to Steam to wishlist it, my brain had changed the title to Crimson Hollow. That turned out to also be a fun-looking game that's now on my wishlist. I feel like this is how they get you.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O fuck, I am slain!
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The @nytimes.com assembled an expert panel that thinks there are 100 shows that are better than The Expanse
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The Expanse Avasarala
Alt: Avasarala demanding to know what the fuck is wrong with you
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't get a loan from your bookie even if they have a cool app.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All other considerations aside, how the fuck did Converse think that ad would sell sneakers?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm excited to share that I have just ordered lunch from Chipotle.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I once ordered a gin and tonic and the server asked me what was in it. Apparently my reaction that evening was a practice run for receiving the news that the suits can't come up with a premise for THE MUPPET SHOW.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank goodness they got the telescope launched before Fuckface found out it was named after a woman.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If the Democratic establishment hates Hasan Piker so much, they shouldn't have nominated him to run for high public office. I assume that's why they spend so much time talking about some guy with a podcast?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What in the fuck did Target think that costume looked like?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing makes a country look stronger than shooting the troops full of testosterone then sending out a dork in a suit to declare "economic D-Day."
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Protip: Have someone in your life who will smack you in the head with a sock full of pennies if you self-righteously describe yourself as an expert and thought leader.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Google's spent $TEXAS on Gemini, yet nothing I could say could convince it that "Play Black Flag" meant something other than sea shanties.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Speed cameras are bad because I'm a good driver who should be allowed to drive fast!"
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Wall Street Punishes Roblox For Directing Kids To Better Games
Wall Street seems unhappy about improvements to the Roblox recommendation algorithm
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
More people need to understand this. You can't appeal to a conservative's sense of decency because they don't have one that applies to you.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ACAB includes Encyclopedia Brown.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain should kick the ball in the goal at the end of these runs instead of kicking it at an Argentine.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At this point, my area needs left turn/U-turn on red cameras.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Losing a World Cup semifinal must suck. Knowing you still have to play one more game must be absolutely brutal.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I spoke with ... Mitch McConnell for about ... Twent minutes ... tonight ... we ... oh my ..." -Lindsey Graham
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Weird how they manage to get all the fiddly calls right when the right fiddly calls are good for Argentina.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Who the fuck is Ryan Grim? Who the fuck are any of these fucking people and why do they get to be everyone's problem?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was going to make upsomething stupid for the New York Times headline, but this is the real one they used for the commander in chief literally saying the ceasefire is over.
NYT headline: Trump casts doubt on future if ceasefire with Iran after latest strikes
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"I am not left-handed!" -Argentina
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This dude sums up the USA. Getting your ass kicked right now and chest thumping because, I don't know, you won a war 80 years ago or whatever.
USA fan showing off his custom America 250 jersey like it means something while his national team is being its ass kicked.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They sure can pick 'em up in Maine. Though I feel like there's a story to be written about how the nationalization of swing congressional races fucks up national, state, and local politics.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watching the ants in my kitchen react when I put fresh borax down and realizing I'm an incrutably cruel god to them.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Brazil would probably be doing better if they stopped missing. And if Norway didn't have a dinosaur on their team.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is it some kind of special soccer hat trick if you get a goal and assist and block a hard shot with you junk in the same game?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Quote from priestly fraternity excommunicated: "What are you gonna do? Excommunicate us?"
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
At the risk of curdling a great story, think how much fun shit like this billionaires could do if they weren't busy using their money to make us all into slaves to the Machine God.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We used to call it breaking the truce if you bombed the other side, but then the woke took over.
NYT headline: US forces strike Iran again, testing truce
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can we please change the trending topic to Mel Brooks' Birthday (He's okay!) or something so nobody else gets a jump scare on the Discover tab?
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Excellent online quiz. No notes. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
My results from the linked quiz giving my closest political match as NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Nice kick!
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"15. This ceasefire shall only be effective while the U.S. stock market is open."
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What the hell would happen in 2 Grinch 2 Christmas? He goes back in time to stop himself from growing up mean only to discover that he would become a worse monster because every individual is the sum of their experiences? Actually, you can have that one for ten grand, Hollywood.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's starting to feel like this president may just be kind of dumb.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Good thing I only recognize one Roku.
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Fire Lord Ozai Firebending in Avatar: The Last Airbender
Alt: Avatar Roku bending all for elements via kata in Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Seems like the Spurs shouldn't have let the Knicks score so many points at the end there.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I want to say it would be funny if the Knicks lost 4 straight after Fuckface showed up. But he hates the people of NYC so much that he would probably enjoy it.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Maine just doesn't feel comfortable without a complete piece of shit in that Senate seat, I guess.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sure looks like Platner sucks and lots of people from out of state saying he sucks is helping him win in Maine.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If the restaurant men's room doesn't have a changing table, it should be legal to use any unoccupied table in the main dining area.
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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This supposed Iran peace deal is mildly more plausible because they let the news get out when it's harder to do insider trading.
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