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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What are you talking about? Just look at the totally normal way this person holds their phone!

Close up of an AI-generated video frame in which a person squeezes the bottom third of their phone completely flat in a closed fist to take a picture.

Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I was going to make upsomething stupid for the New York Times headline, but this is the real one they used for the commander in chief literally saying the ceasefire is over.

NYT headline: Trump casts doubt on future if ceasefire with Iran after latest strikes

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This dude sums up the USA. Getting your ass kicked right now and chest thumping because, I don't know, you won a war 80 years ago or whatever.

USA fan showing off his custom America 250 jersey like it means something while his national team is being its ass kicked.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

We used to call it breaking the truce if you bombed the other side, but then the woke took over.

NYT headline: US forces strike Iran again, testing truce

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Excellent online quiz. No notes. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

My results from the linked quiz giving my closest political match as NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, I'm a racist idiot."

Maga adult getting put in a rear naked choke after attacking a group of high schoolers protesting ICE

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

So we're done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing anymore?

Screenshot of a text message purporting to be from Mike Johnson saying the pressure is building and he has nowhere else to turn. Totally normal stuff.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Who the fuck do they think they can scam money out of by pretending to be Ted Cruz?!

Screenshot of a scam text purporting to be from Ted Fucking Cruz

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Who the fuck cares what Renee Good's former father-in-law thinks? Did CNN literally contact anyone connected to her until they found an ICE-favorable quote? (He asked rhetorically.)

Screenshot of CNN headline: Father of Renee Good's late husband speaks to CNN: I don't blame ICE. I don't blame Renee.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

THERE! ARE! FOUR! CROSSES!

Captain Picard shouting "There! Are! Four! Lights!" from that one episode of TNG.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I think they mean 14 words? Also, I'm positive I'm getting these right wing scam texts because Fetterman shared his contact list with McCormick.

Screenshot of a scam text message reading "8 words from the white house just changed history."

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Hearing Jake Paul got beat up isn't quite like hearing we got bin Laden, but it's in the neighborhood.

Photo of Jake Paul sticking his tongue out captioned SOWING followed by Jake Paul getting punched in his fucking face captioned REAPING.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

As a lifelong Catholic, I've gotten pretty accustomed to responding to church news with a simultaneous "Fuck yeah!" and "Fuck you!"

National Catholic Review Headline: US bishops show solidarity with immigrants, approve Catholic health directives banning gender-affirming care.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

There must have been some guy walking down the street in Rome who saw some seemingly innocuous thing and realized this whole empire deal might not work out. I feel like that guy today.

Box of Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes, because that's where we are as a society.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

So, it's come to this. Explaining to my 12-year-old that she has to speedrun her Gravity Falls rewatch because Jimmy Kimmel was silenced.

Email banner: Your Disney Plus subscription has been cancelled

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Even the mini is all "Bluesky is an echo chamber 🤡." I guess everyone has their orders.

Crossword screenshot where the clue is left leaning social media site and the answer is Blue Sky.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

2025 is trending on BlueSky!

Screenshot of the Discover tab featuring Zohran Mamdani and Bug Balls as the top 2 trending topics.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Jess knew about the turtle somehow, so you ought to as well.

A snapping turtle in the grass on a rainy day

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Ah, I get it. Fetterman didn't want to make things awkward while he's out helping McCormick shill his shitty book. Link below if you're around Pittsburgh and would like to show up. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-power-...

Banner ad for a promotional event for David McCormick's shitty book that will feature John Fetterman.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I hate that it's even possible for this sentence to exist.

Screenshot from an article on an MMA fighter's comments defending Hitler. Highlighted text: I’ve heard a lot of dumb, ignorant s— in my day, but this one’s probably the worst,” White said Thursday night, when he addressed reporters after a Power Slap event in Saudi Arabia.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Oh 2016, you sweet summer child. Twitter gets worse.

Screenshot of a 2016 Financial Times article on the worst companies of the year. Text: As CEO of the banefully ephemeral squawk mortar, @Jack has the power to avert global war just by suspending one account. That he chooses not to (even though the inaction gives him no strategic benefit and earns his shareholders very little money ) makes Twitter perhaps the worst company ever to exist.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Clearly the NYT doesn't have any parents on the team that compiles the word list.

Screen shot of Spelling Bee saying that 'pottied' is not on the word list.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

These Chanel commercials make me wonder why they had a Skarsgård try to play The Crow when Timothée Chalamet exists.

Timothée Chalamet trying to sell fragrance by looking exactly like Eric Draven dying in The Crow

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

"The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you."

Young voters in line at Lehigh University in PA. Wait times up to 6 hours led to a request to extend voting.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Holy crap read the room, Jeff!

Poorly timed email from the Washington Post with subject line: Now is not the time to stop reading.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Most Catholics wouldn't even see the reference. Only the weirdos kneel and receive Communion on the tongue.

GIF of a nun saying "Christ but I cannot stand the tongue people." From Derry Girls.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

It's your fucking JOB to inform voters on why they should care! One candidate attempted a coup and the other didn't! If 4 in 10 voters think the economy is a bigger issue, you're not doing your job!

CNN headline: Devastating Jan. 6 details back in focus, but voters may not care.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

I wouldn't have thought I got in that early.

Celebratory graphic showing that I am bluesky user 816,843

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

You're a PhD and you drove on the freshly manicured grass to park between a picnic table and a bike rack at your daughter's school!

Glamor shot of a VW id4 parked on the grass at a school for no discernable reason

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

Huh. Maybe Gemini knows bett ...

Screen shot of Google's Gemini chatbot claiming strawberry has 2 Rs.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 02/06/2024

Happy Pride and all hail our dark lord!

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

Toyota, you do a lot of stuff right. But if we're going through this ridiculous exercise of logging in to my car with a PIN, the UI needs to look like a phone keypad.

Car infotainment screen requesting PIN entry on keypad listing the digits in 2 rows

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

When you're a United States Senator yet you have to reassure your voters that you know your place

Mrs. Kenny Britt posing with her husband and kids in a weirdly empty kitchen. Everyone but her is standing.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

NYT investigating why age is a bigger issue for Biden than for Trump.

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Zodda @zodda.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

CSA membership: sometimes I don't know if I'm supposed to make a salad or craft a healing potion

Spiky red flower-shaped objects claiming to be hibiscus roselles, which is definitely a real plant

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