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Zach Harpole

@zharpole.bsky.social
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📍Memphis, TN

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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Granted I live in the South, but there have been days when I’ve heard “Choosin’ Texas” playing in public at 3 consecutive businesses. And its chorus is an undeniable earworm. It is a massive hit. But if you live somewhere country is rarely played in public maybe it’s possible you haven’t heard it.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think most of their problems come from believing they have no right to tell people like Noire to shut the hell up and go somewhere else. There will never be an end to what they see as a slight or grievance.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think Vader should have put two and two together and realized Leia coming to Tatooine might have something to do with his Uncle Owen who also happens to live there.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has the Party too tightly embraced Dabo Swinney Thought?
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They played until the whistle blew. Then they were forced to play some more. You don’t have to dismiss an injustice by saying people should learn to live with it.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan fans are getting drunk and getting directions from Kalamazoo to Indianapolis right about now.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Flock CEO: “Did you come up with a good name for our product?” Marketing guy: “Sure did boss. Real snappy and easy for the rioting mobs to turn into a chant, just like you asked” Flock CEO: “Wut?”
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s incumbent on local news not to write this shit up every time the police slide it across your desk. They updated this story with details about people mocking the charges but still, being a mouthpiece for this kind of surveillance state is not in the public’s interest.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is just British comedy. Mitchell & Webb probably did this years ago.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1. Trash Humpers (Korine, 2009) 2. Nothing But Trouble (Aykroyd, 1991) 3. Come and See (Klimov, 1985) …
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love it when the word I’d use to describe a food pic is “metastasizing”
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’d ghost my job tomorrow for 100 grand.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’d love to see a deep dive into how it’s possible for a podcast like this to get so few views. I feel like you can blow your nose on YouTube and get better numbers than this.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kill the Moonlight, Gimme Fiction, Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you, like I, ever took one look at the kid from Room and thought “Unabomber,” you’re feeling extra vindicated today.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I got the food poisoning. I got the good pounding. I got the combination food poisoning and good pounding at Taco Bell.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Excuse me? www.wired.com/story/reflec...
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The US Approves Launch of Mirror Satellite That Can Reflect Sunlight and Illuminate the Earth at Night
The FCC authorized Reflect Orbital to launch the mirror satellite Eärendil-1. “For optical astronomy, this poses an existential threat,” the European Southern Observatory said.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
TIL that Graham Platner’s grandfather was iconic furniture and interior designer Warren Platner who designed Windows on the World among other legendary spaces.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Dumocrats along with God and the fake “climate scientists” are sabotaging the beautiful celebration of our country’s birthday. There’s a term they’re using called “severe weather.” No one’s ever heard it before. “Severe weather.” And suddenly it’s everywhere.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Babe, should we do the Guernica puzzle tonight?
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They just need to bring in more court magicians. Aaron’s rod isn’t any more powerful than the pharaoh’s own priests.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Potato salad
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m the property brother who didn’t make the cut
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Weird that they had the @ifbookspod.bsky.social rss feed in their site’s source code.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Holy shit
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s telling how small these hacks’ circles are. If Bari was supposed to bring some new voice why is she forced to settle for last decade’s failed talent?
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hiring someone to help you do the job you’re getting paid $2.5 million to do and are massively unqualified for…
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 08/06/2026
if you're not collectively keeping Peter Parker's identity a secret, you're not a New Yorker.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What did these guys do to deserve the Hilton Garden Inn?
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dropping large brass spheres on the floor at 2am is a sacred ritual in upstairs neighbor culture
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
British serial killers are so overrated. They only do twenty killings over twelve series plus a Christmas special and they talk like they’re a bloody legend.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Before we start labeling Rotta the Hutt a “reformer” or “one of the good slugs,” let’s remember he had a journalist killed and dismembered at the Hutt consulate in Istanbul.
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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vallcobear @devingabriel.com · 21/05/2026
Read an incredible article today
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I really hate to come home after a long day and find the Wizard Saruman and his ruffians just tearing the place the fuck up.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grogu committed seppuku following a failed coup d’état at a military base in Tokyo.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Widening gyre etc etc
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I hope everyone is awakened to the decades long war on Memphis that Republicans in Nashville have waged. They’d rather see it die and float down the Mississippi than do anything to help it. In fact Memphis is a case study of what the anti-city policies of the GOP will lead to.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Your legacy will rank with the worst of them and hopefully everything you’ve spent your life building will be dismantled while you’re around to see it.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Who up chatting with they files?
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When you got to make a dress real fast but all that’s in the closet are Christmas decorations and every tech peripheral you’ve ever owned.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 1 100🎯 98🎯 91🏆 98🔥 49🫣 Final score: 821 Last one is fucked up.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pink Floyd’s best album imo
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
RIP to @davidlsims.bsky.social’s inbox after calling Galadriel a “wood elf” on @blankcheck.bsky.social main feed.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Bewildered staffers crawling through the basements in 2029 find a perfect replica of the throne of the third heaven of the nations’ millennium general assembly
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Ayatollah
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🎶 I’m just a film and I’m enough and I’m great at money stuff
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Less than 5 years after renaming the whole company after it.
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Zach Harpole @zharpole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Unreal they caught this on mic
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