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🌒👻 spooky fletch @fletcherp.bsky.social · 5h

anyway I don't have to explain how batshit crazy RFK Jr is but I have Gardasil 9 antibodies in me and I really *really* enjoy being 99.9% immune to anal cancer!

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 7h

This is one of the few vacations I’ve been on that I don’t feel a strong desire to go home after day 5.

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14h

😮‍💨 you’re blessing us today

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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 14h

I'm calling for an immediate shutdown on the word gentrification.

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14h

Is there potentially another vaccination you could get for a third photo?

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14h

Depends on your opinion of Caesar

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 15h

I’m glad(iator) to see this

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 15h

It’s top tier and needs to be celebrated more

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 16h

Every time I use “2” instead of to or too I hope Prince is smiling in the sky

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah I haven’t been there since before lockdown if that’s any indication

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the closest I’ll come to posting an L

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got a redneck sunburn at Teotihuacan despite the fact that I applied sunscreen liberally multiple times.

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My thought exactly when I saw Templo Mayor a few days ago

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When math guys make out it’s called an abakiss

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My fear of heights ass was not going up there

A photo of my husband in a black shirt and purple shorts giving a peace sign on top of the pyramid of the moon

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They knighted you because you wouldn’t stop cumming

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To be clear that’s the guest shower which means legally you’re allowed to be in there

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The doctor is out so you’ll have to see the NP (nice penis) instead.

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They never talk about this but MD means Massive Doinger

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re like a thousand doctors in one body

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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 01/10/2026

Sure looks to me like Bob Kettle knew for a year and a half that SPD had massively expanded its surveillance capabilities without a public vote and…just sat on that knowledge without doing anything about it. A massive scandal. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love Mexico City but the traffic sucks shit here. It doesn’t matter if you go by foot, transit, or car it’s always 30 minutes for less than 2 miles.

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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i don’t believe in cock cages because i’m an abolitionist

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Despite all my rage because my cock is stuck in this cage” -Billy Corgan

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Gen z won’t get this joke”

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For me it’s the ‘we have men at home’ of it all

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bob Seger celebrates Like a Rocktober

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josh @cohete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in a weird coincidence, this is also my 10-14 year anniversary with *my* favorite person in the world. happy anniversary @zerojokes.bsky.social and to many more! 🥳 👨🏻‍🐰‍👨🏾

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ten years ago today I married my favorite person in the world. Happy married-versary @cohete.bsky.social ilu so much.

In this photo there are two gay people, one in a gray suit and the other in a blue suit. They are looking at each other and smiling.

A person in a blue suit and a person in a gray suit are holding hands, with fingernails painted to match their suits.

In this photo there are two gay people, one in a gray suit and the other in a blue suit. They just kissed and sealed the deal and their wedding.

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