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jamie (they/them)

@zerojokes.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff. boxd.it/1XpCx

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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 1h
Much to think about
A photo of me posing in front of a replica of Rodin’s The Thinker
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The key ingredient for a gay negroni is
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A few highlights from our Mexico City and Teotihuacan visit
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Top 9 albums
Album covers for: 
Beverly Glenn-Copeland – Keyboard Fantasies
Björk - Homogenic
Charles Mingus - The Black Saint and Sinner Lady
Depeche Mode - Violator
Kate Bush -Hounds of Love
The Knife - Silent Shout
Liza Minnelli – Results 
Portishead - Dummy
SOPHIE – OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fear of heights ass was not going up there
A photo of my husband in a black shirt and purple shorts giving a peace sign on top of the pyramid of the moon
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ten years ago today I married my favorite person in the world. Happy married-versary @cohete.bsky.social ilu so much.
In this photo there are two gay people, one in a gray suit and the other in a blue suit. They are looking at each other and smiling. A person in a blue suit and a person in a gray suit are holding hands, with fingernails painted to match their suits.In this photo there are two gay people, one in a gray suit and the other in a blue suit. They just kissed and sealed the deal and their wedding.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My hotel room door is unlocked,but you have to guess the hotel
A photo of me shirtless in bed
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was summer a week ago and we’re already layering
Me in an all black outfit smiling while holding my camera and posing in the bathroom mirror
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bald Me Maybe
A photo of me in a black sweater sitting in my living room. I’m bald.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
something was in the air that year
album covers from 1997
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
trying out being a “hat they”
me in all black including a hat while making a bear face
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I made cheese lasagna for @cohete.bsky.social
homemade cheese lasagna
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If this was NYE the caption would be Bald Lang Syne, but it isn’t.
a photo of me in a black t-shirt after I got my head shaved
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
so happy friday
a photo of me naked hiding my candy
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s Friday so I’m looking at penises on my phone
This is a photo of me resting on my fist while staring at my camera.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
anyway
a photo of me winking looking like a dummy
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A repeat watch by surprise, a cute bonjour cartoon, a bri’ish film that isn’t perfect because of one 45-second scene, and a movie I watched to see what Seattle looked like in the ‘80s
movie posters for 
TOTALLY FUCKED UP
A CAT IN PARIS 
THE LONG DAY CLOSES
STREETWISE
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
fine I can participate in movie things too
a meme created from thecriterioncloset.com featuring the movie posters for:
COME AND SEE 
RAN
NETWORK
PLAYTIME
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
sasha velour in a blue dress giving a confused face to a phone
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bald
A photo of me in a black shirt and chain necklace. I’m standing under a tree because I shaved my head and forgot sunscreen.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Art date with husband part 2
Tom Lloyd exhibition at the Frye Art MuseumFreeway Park in Seattle featuring brutalist waterfall featureslight and sound installation at The Colosseum of Art pop up gallery space.Calder and Tara Donovan exhibition at the Seattle Art Museum.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Art date with husband
Lotus L. Kang exhibition at the Frye Art MuseumLotus L. Kang exhibition at the Frye Art MuseumArt installation at The Colosseum of Art pop up gallery space in downtown seattle. Image is of a triangular hall with light and mirror walls in the interior of the piece.Calder and Tara Donovan exhibition at the Seattle Art Museum.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
attention Martin Garrix
demi lovato posting get a job, stay away from her
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
happy pride from me and my belly after that disco nap
a photo of me in my bathroom holding up my shirt while exposing my belly
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My picks: Cure (1997) Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988) The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967)
a photo of me standing outside the Criterion Closet van a polaroid of me inside the criterion closet van
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
dreams are coming true today
the criterion closet van
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
anyway
a photo of me wearing a mesh black crop with my bush showing
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
just watched Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
This image features a cover of a TV Week issue that features the actor Elliott Gould and the Sesame Street character Grover. Above that is text from a social media user Chris Thorburn that says
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I can see clearly now
a photo of me in a black sweater and clear eyeglasses on my facesmithers from the simpson standing in a crowd of young girls excited that malibu stacy has a new hat. the caption is modified to read “but she’s got new glasses” which is a reference to the other photo in this post.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
did a thing
me with my head shaved for the first time since my 20s. i’m wearing black sunglasses, a chain necklace, and a t-shirt that says POSSESSION in red letters.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I went to New Mexico only to have new backdrops for photos
a photo of me standing in a design gallery in  Albuquerque a photo of me sitting a room lit with green lightsa photo of me in front of a black and white print at Meow Wolf 
a photo of me standing in a room full of mirrors. my husband is standing in the background.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
this hasn’t been my week
an illustration from a bathroom stall in the TV show “Fantasmas.” The stall is a green-blue color, and the drawing is of a penis and balls from behind, with the head and shaft bent over. It appears that the penis is sad.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
a sports comedy I liked a movie where I was worried about the cat the whole time gay guy who has something to say and Tilda carrying a movie by herself for 100 minutes
movie posters for
SUMO DO, SUMO DON’T (1992)
SORRY, BABY (2025)
PETER HUJAR’S DAY (2025)
FEMALE PERVERSIONS (1996)
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My last morning in Portland before I return to my own rain city.
a photo of me holding my phone standing in front of a mirror. I’m only wearing grey athletic shorts and a chain necklace. I’m standing in a hotel bathroom with black tiles surrounding me.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
an image of a chat with three text bubbles saying:
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
it was a bad month filled with great movies
movie posters for
EXOTICA
THE KING OF COMEDY
KOYAANISQATSI
LADY VENGEANCE
NO OTHER CHOICE
THE TASTE OF THINGS
THREE COLOURS BLUE
YI YI
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
text that reads:
guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of ‘Boss Baby’ vibes from this…
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
they drew her so fierce. let’s get her a drink.
a photo of a sign asking pregnant people to avoid alcohol, with a drawing of a woman holding her belly
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
a photo of Kevin Costner standing in a corn field in the movie FIELD OF DREAMS
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I noticed these are going around again but now there are maps for major US cities. These make me look slightly more open minded. On the visit status map the grey ones are cities I haven’t visited + have no interest in.
a map of the US with cities color coded to reflect if I’ve lived there (purple), visited (blue), and never visited (yellow)a map of the us with dots representing major cities. each dot is color coded with my willingness to live there.
red = never
orange=reluctantly
yellow-orange = maybe
light green= willing
dark green= absolutely
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m not big on traditions, but this is one I enjoy doing every year with @cohete.bsky.social
a stainless steel stock pot is filled with tamales wrapped in corn husks. a hand is lifting the lid in the left corner of the frame.tamales wrapped in corn husks are laid out on a kitchen counter
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
our guest bathroom is now very gay thanks to @octoberjoe.bsky.social
prints by @octoberjoe hanging on our bathroom wall
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My top 10 albums of 2025: Marie Davidson - City of Clowns Rosalía- Lux keiyaA - hooke’s law Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones FKA twigs - EUSEXUA Sudan Archives - The BPM Oklou - choke enough Amaarae - BLACK STAR Model/Actriz - Pirouette Dijon - Baby
Album covers (by row, left to right):
Marie Davidson - City of Clowns
Rosalía- Lux
keiyaA - hooke’s law
Nourished by Time - The Passionate Ones
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Oklou - choke enough
Amaarae - BLACK STAR
Model/Actriz - Pirouette
Dijon - Baby
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
good morning, i’m 42 now I need AT LEAST 42 kisses
a photo of me on my bed, i’m not wearing a shirt and i’m dimly lit by an overcast morning and a table lamp. one of my hands is resting above my head.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
pissin the night away
a photo of me wearing a black sweater standing in a bathroom lit with red-orange bulbs. i’m standing in front of a distorted reflective surface.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
a generated meme image of two students taking a test, with the one on the right who is cheating representing Karl Marx, and the one on the left she is cheating off of representing the drag queen Lushious Massacr
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
oh yeah
Brno, Czech RepublicBrno, Czech RepublicBrno, Czech RepublicBrno, Czech Republic
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
arty gay shit
a photo of me standing in front of a reflective piece of art in the MUMOK museum. I’m wearing all black and i’m holding my phone.
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
part 2
The façade of the Vienna City Hallthe tiled roof of St. Stephen's CathedralSchönbrunn PalaceSkull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Vincent van Gogh (found in the Albertine)
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Basically all I’ve done in Vienna so far is take in as much art and architecture as I can.
the austrian national library. The Prunksaal is the central structure of the old imperial library and part of the Hofburg palace. In this photo is a statue in the center, surrounded by two floors of wooden bookshelves and frescoes. an exterior shot of a building. the wall facing the camera includes a painting of a face in blue tones upside down.chandelier and paintings inside the great gallery in Schönbrunn Palacea piece of art at MUMOK of 7 figures wrapped in black cloth sitting in front of a grey abstract painting.
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