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not many people know this, but the Bob Seger song "Night Moves" was originally titled "Night Dogs" and was about the after-dark acquisition of hotdogs

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is my dog Petunia, and that's my cat Fuck Ass Shit Bitch

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

kill two birds with one stone, kill two million birds with one 30-lb stone of uranium 235

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my nephew Teighter -- that's his nickname, his full name is Poteighto -- came in third place in the entire state, we're just so proud of him

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

but it was discovered by electrical beans so it should be fine

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my birthday wish is for you all to hug your loved ones close, acknowledge them and then tell them to follow me. not in a social media sense, they must follow my corporeal form across the earth. i will lead our people towards a plump and juicy future where assless chaps reign and The Dumper is king

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the new scent from Calvin Klein

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm just a human who's into crotches

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

engaging in some risky pizza

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hope you don't mind me getting intimate with your blood relatives

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

telling me all the wrong things and being really expensive about it

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bringing "would it help if I squeezed you?" to the office to improve morale

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the lord works in mysterious ways

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is my daughter Yeetothy

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what type of work are we doing?

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't know man, I just inhabit this body, I'm not in control

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

one last fart for the day and then I'm done, no more farting

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

some doors scream when you open them and I think that's tragic and beautiful

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the best way to dazzle me is with a shiny object; the best way to baffle me is with a triangular object

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm a maverick, I march to the beat of my own dead horse

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

they should make a pill that gives you a boner

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

no I haven't heard of Chad Jipitty

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

computer find me a picture of "dork ass loser who sucks at everything"

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what to expect when you're expecting to meet god and kill him with a uranium sword

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sorry I shit my pants and it went all over me and the floor and walls and some got on your hands and face; I hope we can learn from this experience and move forward together

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

pencil and paper time is over, it's time for mouse and keyboard

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I didn't know about wheat or oysters, but I was gonna say you can shuck madick, but now I'm not gonna say it

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

yo what is up you guys it's Satan, prince of darkness, father of lies, coming at you with another daily video, please like and subscribe for more, and always remember, sinning is winning

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

so your microbiome can make a telephone call

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

they should make a cell phone you put in your ass

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