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@zerodynamic.bsky.social
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flatulent bipedal hominid formerly: Geno's Pizza 🍕 my body of work: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fm…

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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
no one should have to look at Jerry Neuheisel
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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
got some good news (giraffe) and some bad news (Geoffrey)
What is the name of the Toys R Us giraffe?
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Remembering Geoffrey: The Toys R Us Giraffe Name Revealed
The Toys \"R\" Us giraffe is named Geoffrey. He is the brand's mascot and has been featured in advertisements since the 1950s, though he was originally known as "Dr. G. Raffe".  

    Origin: Geoffrey first appeared in print ads in the 1950s for Children's Bargaintown (the precursor to Toys \"R\" Us). 

Name change: He was later renamed Geoffrey and was officially introduced as the mascot for Toys \"R\" Us in 1965. 
Family: In some versions of his story, he has a wife named Gigi and children.
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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
wet mattress thru molasses sore back no gas gotta pay my taxes
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Dog Eggs @zerodynamic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
sicko at window saying yes, ha ha ha, yes
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