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Freelance writer and illustrator. Guillotine fetishist. linktr.ee/zeroand09

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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 9h
*cries in Steve Vai
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
We live in the dumbest timeline.
A hasty painting of the Senate hearing involving Eric Schmitt, Ethan Harper, and Andrew Ceonzo. All are dressed in Tudor-era garb.

Schmitt is sat in front, painted like a French clown, wearing a blue jacket and white coffee filters round his neck.

Harper is sat in the back left with a pink and red doublet on. His face suggests he may have shat himself.

Ceonza is sat back right with a fur-lined black jacket atop a white blouse. His eyes are on point and those lips won't quit.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
cool
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.015 #frankensumo #comic #manga
Ani, a young black girl with a large afro and Japanese school uniform is popping through a circle, like Porky Pig in Looney Tunes. She has a smile and is pointing a finger up, as if making a point.

Sumo with Ani
- Basics - 

>> Sumo, more formally known as Grand Sumo, dates back to 7th Century Japan.

>> Two fighters, called rikishi, battle one another in a dohyō. This circular ring is 4.55 m (15') in diameter.

>> A rikishi loses if he is forced out of the ring, or if any part of his body (other than his feet) touches the ground.

>> Each rikishi wears a mawashi. In professional matches, these loincloths are made of silk and are upwards of 9 m (30') in length when unwrapped. An odd number of stiffened silk tassles are tucked into the front of the mawashi. They mark the area an opponent isn't allowed to touch.

>> Each rikishi decides the color of their mawashi. Some opt for favorite colors while others pick "lucky" colors.

>> Professional rikishi live and train in a heya, commonly called a stable. Joining a heya is a lifelong commitment and the members of this chosen family eat, sleep, and train together.

>> Heya are allowed one foreign-born rikishi each.

>> Regardless of their birthplace, each rikishi is assigned a name they wrestle under, known as a shikona. The names are typically given to them by the stablemaster, patron, or person influential to the rikishi. Like the color of their mawashi, Rikishi are allowed to change their shikona.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
These are amazing! Kudos to the designers.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
This goes so hard. Great work.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
Due to an issue with censorship, Frank-En-Sumo has been pulled from WebToon. It is still available on Comic Fury.
frankensumo.webcomic.ws
Frank-En-Sumo
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
You mean to tell me the company pushing Pervert Glasses doesn't believe in adhering to non-consent?
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TANKHEAD @tankhead-mecha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To gain the upper hand on the battlefield, the armies of three Great Powers camouflage their tankheads in numerous ways, from painting their units to blend in with the environment to complete ghillie suits.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
This was a wonderful listen and an even better watch.
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18th Century Fashion: Get Ready With Marie Antoinette
YouTube video by Betwixt The Sheets
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
Does the clicking impact stealth?
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing next to a pond in a forest. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a fish.

"I caught a crucian carp! My skills are sharp!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing in a clearing next to a tree and a boulder. He has a bug net and is holding up a pill bug.

"I caught a pill bug! That's a tough act to swallow!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing alongside a cliff. He has a bug net and is holding up a grasshopper.

"I caught a migratory locust! Things just went south for this guy!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a shovel and is holding up a clam.

"I got a manila clam! Manila is my favorite flavor of clam!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing in a forest. He has a bug net and is holding up a walking leaf insect.

"I caught a walking leaf! It seems to be taking it in stride!"

"I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a clown fish.

"I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a sea bass.

"I caught a sea bass! No, wait - it's at least a C+!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
"They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the Slivers gay!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
The tool already exists. It's simply unplugging the device.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
They're the keys to my heart. Fortunately, it has always been unlocked for you.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 27/09/2026
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. A man is standing in a field of crops. He is wearing a pumpkin on his head and holding a bug net.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 27/09/2026
Be a shame if something happened to those tires...
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 26/09/2026
This is a staggeringly beautiful shot.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 26/09/2026
You got it!
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 26/09/2026
I'd play the hell out of a Crazy Taxi style game involving gondolas in Venice.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 26/09/2026
We watched Phantasm (1979) for movie night. I have lost picking privileges.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 25/09/2026
A four panel comic.

Panel 1:
Pinhead from the Hellraiser series is sitting on a couch with a soda and remote. Behind him, a light labeled "open box alarm" flashes.

Panel 2:
Pinhead has stood up and is searching his clothing frantically.
"The box has been opened.  I must go...w-where are my keys?"

Panel 3: 
Pinhead turns to face Chatterer, who points to the side of his head, indicating the keys hooked on one of Pinhead's pins. The keychain has an REI logo on it.

Panel 4:
Pinhead has removed the keys and is holding them up.
"Thank you."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 14/09/2026
My mom is in serious danger of losing her home. I intend to keep that from happening. So, I'll draw custom art, she'll get the money, and everyone is happy. PLEASE SHARE ko-fi.com/c/e91f68d1ad
ko-fi.com
$50 Emergency Commissions
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 25/09/2026
A four panel comic.

Panel 1:
Pinhead from the Hellraiser series is sitting on a couch with a soda and remote. Behind him, a light labeled "open box alarm" flashes.

Panel 2:
Pinhead has stood up and is searching his clothing frantically.
"The box has been opened.  I must go...w-where are my keys?"

Panel 3: 
Pinhead turns to face Chatterer, who points to the side of his head, indicating the keys hooked on one of Pinhead's pins. The keychain has an REI logo on it.

Panel 4:
Pinhead has removed the keys and is holding them up.
"Thank you."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 24/09/2026
Learning how to draw means I can subject the lot of you to all of my dumb jokes.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 24/09/2026
Wait, they're doing a comic line!? I need to get my hands on these.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
We've officially entered cardigan weather. I love it.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
I've only had my mushroom mount for five minutes, but if anything happened to it, I would kill everyone in the game and then myself.
A screenshot from Aion 2. A redheaded woman is kneeling atop an oversized redcap mushroom in a field of wheat.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
Our blemishes make us who we are. You are not lesser for them. They make you beautiful and unique.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
Grapes are amazing. The Hellraiser: Revival demo is amazing. However...do not mix the two. One quickly notices how the texture of a grape resembles flesh.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
That is wicked awesome! The Horizon series is great. I'll miss not having Lance Reddick in the next one.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
I am wiped. Caught myself putting the glass cleaner and rag in the fridge.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
Gotta go with Optimus Prime, but Soundwave and Dinobot are up there.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
I mean, I look like that, but there's a lot of insulation on top.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
Platform doesn't matter nearly as much as accessibility and organization. Make it, sort it, and put the links to it everywhere.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
I've learned another language out of spite. Gimme a ring!
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 11/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.014 #frankensumo #comic #manga
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A comic page with a bald and naked frankenstein laying on a bed.
"Dr. Kadowaki: Waka, I don't know what you brought me, but it's not a person. At least not in the traditional sense.
This thing...Frank...is dead, or at least was at some point. I can see it in the tissue samples. There's some necrotization at the cellular level. It wasn't long, but he was dead. And I'm not talking "dead on the operating table," but "dead and reanimated."
As if that weren't concerning enough, it looks like he's actually a few different people put together. I pulled more than 100 surgical staples out of him. All were at key spots. I'm still waiting for the DNA results to come back, but I'd bet your life on that being the case.
There's something seriously wrong here. I've cleaned up his wounds, but aside from bruising and scratches from this morning, it's all post-surgery.
Waka, someone did this. Someone "made" him.
We need to be careful. Someone like that won't want their experiment wandering around. They're going to come looking and they'll be led straight here. While inspecting Frank, I found something...

Panel 2
...a GPS tracker."
This frame shows a pill shaped GPS tracker with a barcode and the name V Ent. on it.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 16/09/2026
WOIMS 2026
A lineart drawing in the style of Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy. Sluggo is ridding a sandworm from Dune across the desert while shouting "WOIMS."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 18/09/2026
Commission for Pat. Thank you!
A lineart illustration of a wolf hunched and snarling atop a mountain path. Behind it are jagged mountains and a gnarled tree. Two ravens take flight while a third observes all under the baleful gaze of the moon.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
It's the leg day of illustration and you never skip leg day.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
Spending the day cleaning the garage and burning cardboard and lumber. I'm a large, sweaty, smokey man.
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まのでまりな❤️‍🔥TCM2【58】&009展7/19~ @mrn0093.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Reze #chainsawman
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 22/09/2026
This is so cute!
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 22/09/2026
And just like that, the Mustang is no longer mine.
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