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@zeroand09.com
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Freelance writer and illustrator. Guillotine fetishist. linktr.ee/zeroand09

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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 22h
We live in the dumbest timeline.
A hasty painting of the Senate hearing involving Eric Schmitt, Ethan Harper, and Andrew Ceonzo. All are dressed in Tudor-era garb.

Schmitt is sat in front, painted like a French clown, wearing a blue jacket and white coffee filters round his neck.

Harper is sat in the back left with a pink and red doublet on. His face suggests he may have shat himself.

Ceonza is sat back right with a fur-lined black jacket atop a white blouse. His eyes are on point and those lips won't quit.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
cool
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.015 #frankensumo #comic #manga
Ani, a young black girl with a large afro and Japanese school uniform is popping through a circle, like Porky Pig in Looney Tunes. She has a smile and is pointing a finger up, as if making a point.

Sumo with Ani
- Basics - 

>> Sumo, more formally known as Grand Sumo, dates back to 7th Century Japan.

>> Two fighters, called rikishi, battle one another in a dohyō. This circular ring is 4.55 m (15') in diameter.

>> A rikishi loses if he is forced out of the ring, or if any part of his body (other than his feet) touches the ground.

>> Each rikishi wears a mawashi. In professional matches, these loincloths are made of silk and are upwards of 9 m (30') in length when unwrapped. An odd number of stiffened silk tassles are tucked into the front of the mawashi. They mark the area an opponent isn't allowed to touch.

>> Each rikishi decides the color of their mawashi. Some opt for favorite colors while others pick "lucky" colors.

>> Professional rikishi live and train in a heya, commonly called a stable. Joining a heya is a lifelong commitment and the members of this chosen family eat, sleep, and train together.

>> Heya are allowed one foreign-born rikishi each.

>> Regardless of their birthplace, each rikishi is assigned a name they wrestle under, known as a shikona. The names are typically given to them by the stablemaster, patron, or person influential to the rikishi. Like the color of their mawashi, Rikishi are allowed to change their shikona.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing next to a pond in a forest. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a fish.

"I caught a crucian carp! My skills are sharp!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing in a clearing next to a tree and a boulder. He has a bug net and is holding up a pill bug.

"I caught a pill bug! That's a tough act to swallow!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing alongside a cliff. He has a bug net and is holding up a grasshopper.

"I caught a migratory locust! Things just went south for this guy!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a shovel and is holding up a clam.

"I got a manila clam! Manila is my favorite flavor of clam!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing in a forest. He has a bug net and is holding up a walking leaf insect.

"I caught a walking leaf! It seems to be taking it in stride!"

"I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a clown fish.

"I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 28/09/2026
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

A man wearing a pumpkin on his head is standing on a beach. He has a fishing pole and is holding up a sea bass.

"I caught a sea bass! No, wait - it's at least a C+!"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 27/09/2026
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. A man is standing in a field of crops. He is wearing a pumpkin on his head and holding a bug net.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 25/09/2026
A four panel comic.

Panel 1:
Pinhead from the Hellraiser series is sitting on a couch with a soda and remote. Behind him, a light labeled "open box alarm" flashes.

Panel 2:
Pinhead has stood up and is searching his clothing frantically.
"The box has been opened.  I must go...w-where are my keys?"

Panel 3: 
Pinhead turns to face Chatterer, who points to the side of his head, indicating the keys hooked on one of Pinhead's pins. The keychain has an REI logo on it.

Panel 4:
Pinhead has removed the keys and is holding them up.
"Thank you."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/09/2026
I've only had my mushroom mount for five minutes, but if anything happened to it, I would kill everyone in the game and then myself.
A screenshot from Aion 2. A redheaded woman is kneeling atop an oversized redcap mushroom in a field of wheat.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 22/09/2026
Selling my Mustang today to help cover some of mom's debts. It's a sad day. This car was a hell of a lot of fun to drive. Please consider commissioning me to help her.
A dark metallic blue 2010 Ford Mustang GT sits in a rainy driveway.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 22/09/2026
Got a new wallpaper of Big L. I'm gonna be topping so many Cenobites and cultists. Just doing the weirdest things with them and to them. There's no way they're prepared for how horny and excited I am to play in this world.
A screenshot from Hellraiser: Revival. There is an expansive maze under a tumultuous sea of dark clouds. A 3D pyramid hangs ominously in the air. In the foreground is a person's hand, holding the Lament Configuration. Between the two is an altar.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 18/09/2026
Commission for Pat. Thank you!
A lineart illustration of a wolf hunched and snarling atop a mountain path. Behind it are jagged mountains and a gnarled tree. Two ravens take flight while a third observes all under the baleful gaze of the moon.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
It's so fluffy!
A screenshot from Aion 2. It looks like a hornless yak, loaded with goods. There is a derpy tongue sticking out of its mouth.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
BWAHAHAHAHA
A screenshot from Aion 2. A woman is being carried by the shoulders by her mount, a large bee.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
Gots me a new buddy.
A screenshot from Aion 2. A woman is riding a slender monster in a canyon.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
I NEED it!
A fucked up looking owlbear that's standing like a ghoul.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
I'm a sucker for a pretty MMO.
A screenshot from Aion 2. A female character is standing in a shallow pond surrounded by glowing wisteria trees.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/09/2026
Commission for Harriett. Thank you!
An ink drawing of three koinobori (Japanese fish kites). The top is black, the middle red, and the bottom blue. They have white fins and gold accents.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 16/09/2026
WOIMS 2026
A lineart drawing in the style of Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy. Sluggo is ridding a sandworm from Dune across the desert while shouting "WOIMS."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 15/09/2026
Commission for Jasmine. Thank you for the order!
A lineart drawing of a chibi Godzilla. He is largely based on the Minus Zero design but also has the tiny elf ears. He is unleashing his atomic breath on a pumpkin.

The second frame shows the front of the pumpkin, which is in the shape of the Minus Zero "G."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 14/09/2026
Commission for RDP. Thank you so much for the support!
Two white geese walk down a moonlit path with their heads held high. They are dressed in the garb of Universal's Frankenstein and his Bride. The moon is high in the sky behind them. Above, a quote from the 1937 film "I want friend like me."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 14/09/2026
Commission for @marisakabas.bsky.social Thank you! You're one of my favorite people.
An illustration with heavy lines. It depicts a woman skipping merrily down a lane bordered by a forest of orange trees. She's wearing a long coat with a flowing scarf, billowy dress, leggings, and boots. She has a handbasket in one hand and is merrily thinking "Tom Homan is a bitch."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 11/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.014 #frankensumo #comic #manga
Panel 1
A comic page with a bald and naked frankenstein laying on a bed.
"Dr. Kadowaki: Waka, I don't know what you brought me, but it's not a person. At least not in the traditional sense.
This thing...Frank...is dead, or at least was at some point. I can see it in the tissue samples. There's some necrotization at the cellular level. It wasn't long, but he was dead. And I'm not talking "dead on the operating table," but "dead and reanimated."
As if that weren't concerning enough, it looks like he's actually a few different people put together. I pulled more than 100 surgical staples out of him. All were at key spots. I'm still waiting for the DNA results to come back, but I'd bet your life on that being the case.
There's something seriously wrong here. I've cleaned up his wounds, but aside from bruising and scratches from this morning, it's all post-surgery.
Waka, someone did this. Someone "made" him.
We need to be careful. Someone like that won't want their experiment wandering around. They're going to come looking and they'll be led straight here. While inspecting Frank, I found something...

Panel 2
...a GPS tracker."
This frame shows a pill shaped GPS tracker with a barcode and the name V Ent. on it.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 09/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.013 #frankensumo #comic #manga
Panel 1
An elderly Japanese man, Wakatakakage, is slamming open a door. He has a big grin on his face and is saying "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"

Panel 2
The camera is focused on the dark eyes of a woman with black hair. She slowly turns to face the camera and is getting angrier with each movement. She is grabbing Wakatakakage's face, stretching it, and breathing fire.

Panel 3
The camera shifts to show Dr. Kadowaki looming over Wakatakakage as she continues to stretch his face via his cheeks. She is saying "Not once in 20 years of marriage has that joke gotten old. Now get out of my clinic."

Panel 4
Dr. Kadowaki dramatically points at a large bald man, Frank, who is cowering bashfully. She shouts "You. Take off your clothes."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 04/09/2026
Frank-En-Sumo 001.012 #frankensumo #comic #manga
Panel 1:
An older man with scraggly white hair is walking into a sumo dojo. He is greeted by a well-dressed man who bears a striking resemblance to Chairman Kage from Top Chef.

The Count: Ah, Wakatakakage-san, welcome home.
Wakatakakage: Heya, Count. Got a couple a guests, one permanent and the other we can't get rid of. Is the Doc in?
The Count: Yes, sir. Dr. Kadowaki is in her clinic. Shall I let her know to expect you?
Wakatakakage: Yeah...she's gonna have her hands full with this one.

Panel 2
Wakatakakage is leaning against the counter and digging in his ear while talking to the Count. The Count is unflustered.

Wakatakakage: While we're in with the Doc, I need ya ta get some paperwork for our new boy. Oh, and expect a call from the local station.
The Count: Of course, sir. Does the gentleman have a preference for his name?

Panel 3
A bald frankenstein is staring incredulously as Wakatakakage says "Well, ta be frank..."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 01/09/2026
Thanks for putting the call out! Portfolio: zeroand09.artstation.com
A fake Warhammer 40k comic cover. The subtitle is "The Cthulhu Korps of Krieg" and the caption reads "Past Pluto... The God Emperor's troops have dug too deep!!"

The illustration is of a Krieg trooper reaching toward the viewer. It is covered in gore and its gas mask resembles an octopus's tentacles.The cover for Chapter 1 of Frank-En-Sumo. Underneath the title is a drawing of the titular character in the sumi-e style. The Frankenstein sumo is dressed is traditional sumo attire and performing E. Honda's slap attack.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 29/08/2026
I'm nothing but impressed by how Kuro Games handled Cyberpunk Edgerunners. IT's really making me want to replay Cyberpunk 2077.
Lucy, from Cyberpunk Edgerunners is gazing into the Night City sky. She's in Arasaka Plaza, surrounded by towering skyscrapers, holographic koi, and floating billboards.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 27/08/2026
Sexualize all the nuns and hail Satan.
A screenshot of me giving the 666th like on this post. It made me giggle.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 23/08/2026
Something something AI coded.
A screenshot of the Bluesky mobile app on Android. It has failed to load and says "Upstream Timeout."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 21/08/2026
Simple, yet full of detail and style. This was a fantastic study.
An illustration of the iconic "Great Wave off Kanagawa" by Hokusai. I opted not to include the fishermen, their boats, or Mount Fuji. There is a large wave coming in from the left. The sea churns all around as spray shoots up. The blues of the wave contrast against the orange background.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 21/08/2026
A marble bust of a moaning and rotting ghoul. The caption reads:

"Tip on how to get over your fear of the dark:

As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that. Whistle while doing it. Stare into a corner and whisper "This is for you."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 19/08/2026
Gunpla
A PG Gundam Unicorn model is holding the MGSD Aerial model like a baby in a carrier.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 18/08/2026
I can use my art for custom pictures in House Flipper 2. This is amazing.
A screenshot from House Flipper 2 of a small apartment. There is a large hanging picture of my mounted Halloween Korps of Krieg.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 18/08/2026
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/08/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy!
A realistic illustration of Lon Chaney dressed as a clown. He is sat down with oversized shoes slung over his shoulders. It is a still from He Who Gets Slapped.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/08/2026
I started playing Magic: The Gathering in 2002, during the release of the Onslaught expansion. Akroma and the clerics quickly became my favorite deck. Redesigning the card was a fun exercise which taught me several new skills. Should I do Phage or Ixidor next?
A fake Magic: The Gathering card depicting Akroma, the Angel of Wrath. She is clad in white armor with blue jewels and golden accents. The text reads:

Legendary Creature - Angel

Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and red

"Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving"
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/08/2026
This album fucking rules.
The cover of Avatar's 'Hunter Gatherer' album. It is the painted mouth of Johanes screaming with a crackling pink energy inside.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 17/08/2026
Look at these cute little guys my wife got for me!
Four miniature figures. All are spooky Halloween-themed little guys.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 16/08/2026
An illustration of a maid in a billowy uniform doing a sick ollie with her skateboard.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 13/08/2026
Brought some toys with while I checked in on this little old lady.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 13/08/2026
I took a stab at a mock cover. I love the faceless goobs.
A fake Warhammer 40k comic cover. The subtitle is "The Cthulhu Korps of Krieg" and the caption reads "Past Pluto... The God Emperor's troops have dug too deep!!"

The illustration is of a Krieg trooper reaching toward the viewer. It is covered in gore and its gas mask resembles an octopus's tentacles.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 11/08/2026
A chipmunk is stuffing its cheeks full of peanuts. It is sat inside a window bird feeder during a thunder storm.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 10/08/2026
A four panel comic. Link from Wind Waker is standing over his grandma who is laying in bed.

Gramma: Zelda, I'm dying.
Link: My name is Link.

Gramma: I see a blinding light... Goodbye Zelda.

Link: Here, Grandma. Drink another health potion.

Gramma: I'm 136. Please let me die.
Link: Plenty more potions for you, Gam Gam.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 10/08/2026
A photo of two Vegeta action figures. The adult Vegeta is carrying the child Vegeta on his hip like a toddler. They have the same smug smirk.
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 10/08/2026
A comic portraying the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. He is opening a door labeled "poop room" and saying "Time to take a beastly shit."
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Christian Dawson @zeroand09.com · 04/08/2026
Bwahahahaha Flattery to this degree will get you nowhere and only serves to heighten my suspicions.
Hello Christian,

I hope this message finds you well.

I am writing to express my interest in your artwork for inclusion in a curated private property and high-end residential collection. We are currently sourcing original works for a luxury residential project, and your portfolio immediately stood out. I believe your artistic style would complement the architectural vision and atmosphere we are seeking to create.


To help us assess suitability for the project, I would appreciate it if you could provide the following information:

*	Availability of artworks measuring 36 inches or larger in either width or height.
*	Your current inventory of framed and unframed works.
*	Estimated shipping lead times for domestic delivery.

Any additional details about available works, including dimensions, medium, year of creation, or certificates of authenticity, would also be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for sharing your inspiring work. I look forward to hearing from you and hope we have the opportunity to collaborate.
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