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@zerker.bsky.social
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: How many lemons do you think you need to make lemon water? Gf: I dunno, 3 or 4? Me: Really? Cause this is just 2. Neighbor grew some fucking monsters.
Picture of a pitcher of water with lemons slices, next to an enormous lemon, and a beer bottle.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
400/400, and all achievements done. Certainly got my money's worth!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bay Ride done! Excited to do literally nothing for like 3 days.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wow! Never had this happen before!
Picture of a garlic clove, torn in half, revealing another garlic clove
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Programming is so satisfying when you're using it to solve your own problems. Yes, I know my squat 1RM PB, and I know I just did 210 x 8. But I don't know what my other PBs are. Well now I do! Turns out it takes a while to transcribe years of lifting data into software...
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I guess my skeet about my first empanadas just didn't get posted? Here's the first ones, spinach and cheese!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Beef empanadas done! Zero bursts! Okay, tiny burst on one. Huge improvement! Still have a lot of leftover dough. Better figure out something to do with it. Breakfast ones? Eggs and...?
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First Century done! I'm tired. And my butt hurts!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some of my favorite photos from the 2026 Berkley Criterium. Camera mostly behaved. My shots got better as the day went on, when I realized what I was enjoying and what was working. I should have brought by 70-300 instead of my default 18-200. Had a good time. Will have to do another soon.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Also wild pigs! There were like 10 piglets and big momma.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Color for interviews this week! Acidic by Mooncat. Should have taken the picture in better light, but oh well!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Grandpa sent some steaks as a Christmas gift! First time making steaks in forever. Really worth the effort to add all the sides. I made a sauce from the steak drippings, just winging it, and it was great. Hard to go wrong with sour cream, butter, plus some steak bits.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Made lemon jam last night. It's sweet to the point of being candy. The jelly tastes like lemon flavored Jollyrancher. The chunks of lemon actually taste like lemon. I was actually hoping for something sweet and sour. This is just too sweet. And I even used less sugar!
A deli container filled with homemade lemon jelly.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today is a mid-week rest day, which I never have. So I spent the morning making raspberry jam and pancakes! And it's still early enough that I get to watch something while eating these!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sammy has decided that today this couch is his, and if I am on it, I am just going to have to deal with that.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sunning in a new spot!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Homemade pizza again! Been a while. Used 2/3 of what the original dough recipe was for and they still came out good. I am need to figure out how to get them to shape with a consistent thickness!
A homemade pizza on top of cookie sheet.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I finally sat down and figured out how to make a plot I've been dying to have in intrevals.icu forever, so here it is! Heart rate and power for each work interval during a workout. And it's already confirmed the one thing I was wondering about - Yes, my RPE skyrockets once I hit 180 BPM!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A boy who is happy to be where he is not supposed to be!
A black cat crouched on all fours on a banister. The walls and banister are a contrasting white. A Sunbeam is shining into the banister and cat.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Some days I take for granted how much stuff is really within walking distance from me. Today, with the farmer's market and local grocer, I am overflowing with gratitude.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
One of these things is kinda like the other, One of these things is weird!
Picture of "Peppers and Chihuahua cheese" from a cookbook.Picture of "Peppers in Chihuahua cheese" which I actually made.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Weirdest part of my ride today was going through what was an encampment like only two weeks ago. It felt like a ghost town. Sad that these people got displaced. I was never able to see end to end before, and I'm surprised they got it all.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Back to tradition! It is the year 2025 and here I am celebrating getting simulations working modeling how 50+ year old engine hardware functions.
Screen shot of simulation results. The first plot is commanded and measured "Lambda". The second plot shows lines for fuel and air flow. The third plot shows a sawtooth-like curve from the output of an old-style lambda controller.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Today's joyful discovery is confirming that the pizza dough I am trying to replicate definitely does not benefit from a bulk ferment. Made it last night, let it rise in the fridge. The final outcome is big, fluffy, and soft. It's good! But definitely further from the original.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm so fucking full y'all. Tried a Jets replica recipe for the dough. It's pretty close! Gotta find corn oil for the pan for next time.
Picture of an uncooked pizza, topped with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni in a rectangular pan. Picture of a rectangular pizza after it has been cut into 6 pieces.Picture of a rectangular pizza before it has been cut.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
3 hour ride today. Went okay. Computer did a good job reminding me to keep the pace down, but I should have set the upper limit lower. I think I saw a total of 6 cats, and 1 dog. I got to see one crane up close - within 8 feet. They're so goofy when they walk!
Screenshot from Garmin showing statistics for a bike ride. Distance 48 miles. Time 3 hours, 2 minutes. Average speed 15.9 mph. Average power 138 watts. Map shows route started in center of San Jose, went north to the bottom of the bay then east along it. Return was on the same route.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Rare Find! This is an AL5 with the limited edition paint job! I wanted this one because of the color. And it's my size! But not for sale, just waiting to be picked up. Lucky duck!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This bitch knew I was done with my coffee so I was going to leave and decided that was the right time to come over.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Cat Christmas appears to be a big success.
A grey, faux fur pet bed lying on the floor. A black cat, laying down in the middle of the bed. The bed appears too large, but the cat seems very happy.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Money is on the artwork being generated and the owner also being someone who "wants to keep politics out of the fandom".
A picture of a cybertruck with a furry wrap which says "Hakuna Matata"
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I used to not "get" white cycling shoes. After rocking black for 4 years... I think I get it now. Can't wait to faff about with cleats.
Brand new, white cycling shoes sitting on a coffee table
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Another block-starting 3 hour ride. Neatest wildlife sightings was wild boars!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Spooked!
A cat, laying on an area rug with large flowers. She is staring at the camera with alarmed eyes
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Our new cat bed!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Not quite 4 hours but close enough. Lots nice wildlife sightings today. Deer, vultures, hawks. Last half hour was a slog. Mountain rides weren't too hard and had nice scenery. #cycling
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Sooo close to a flush 3 through 7. Oh well.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Absolutely flying today. Set a 3 hr power PR for the year. First time back at Coyote Creek in a long time, first time doing Calero Reservoir. Best part is I do not feel totally depleted. #cycling
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Perceive the boy!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
One more metric century down! Last half hour was an absolute slog. But good to know I can slam these out again.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Picture at sunset from a few days ago. So neat to see all the different hues in the horizon!
Picture of a lake at sunset, over a garden. Horizon has a gradient of red, orange, yellow, and blue.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Some naughty portraits from @aliviona.bsky.social!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
An example of the difference in color - Left is wallpaper (No scaling), right is in Firefox. The right looks exactly like I remember it. Link to original - teamronin.gumroad.com/l/crlEa?layo...
A side by side comparison of "Fruit Bat" by Nakanoart. The left is as a Windows 11 background, which over-saturated reds. The right is Firefox.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
This weekends bread. Same hydration as last week but all milk instead of water. Certainly is softer and took a little longer to proof. Scored at the wrong time, but I honestly like the rip.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Finally done with student loans after 8 years! Still have to figure out what my next money sink will be.
A screen capture from a student loan website saying "Paid In Full"
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Finally finished this after several months. Got to the middle and just couldn't stomach opening it I'm for a while. Good food-for-thought for me. I rarely think bout cultural differences at work. I doubt they're ever as large as this, but maybe that's ignorance.
Photo of a book cover, titled "The Spirit Catches You And You Fall Down" by Anne Fadiman
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Today is a Making Dinner Starts at Noon sort of day.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Pancakes for breakfast! I wonder at what age basic maple syrup goes from being lame to amazing. It doesn't need to be that sweet, just a little, and just needs that tang.
A stack of pancakes
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Enjoying running around in VrChat! Exploring Kamurocho maps was neat! Walking around place I've never been to, but know the layouts of.
Bunny hanging out with other bunniesHe's got a little face!Selfie infront of the Millennium Tower
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
My phone has decided to reminde me of nail painting from 4 years ago, which I think means I've been doing it for 4 years now! My quality has improved a LOT since these.
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