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@zerker.bsky.social
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swapped to carbon rims and just got my back from the shop. First outdoor ride, and oh my god it feels so nice. I can't even tell if it's the rims. It just feels so good to ride again.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kitten just sneezed so hard that snot went backwards behind her. Kind of amazing.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: How many lemons do you think you need to make lemon water? Gf: I dunno, 3 or 4? Me: Really? Cause this is just 2. Neighbor grew some fucking monsters.
Picture of a pitcher of water with lemons slices, next to an enormous lemon, and a beer bottle.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back home after cousins wedding in Wisconsin. I feel like a Sim which has 4 Need bars at 5% and don't know which one to fix first.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Homemade pizza tonight. Still don't know how to get pizzas to be uniform thickness in rectangular pans. But it also occured to me that I have done zero research on that, so I probably should.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watched Short Circuit for the first time. Holds up pretty well. Practical effects have aged gracefully.
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
400/400, and all achievements done. Certainly got my money's worth!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got my flu and COVID vaccines done. Totally ready for the family wedding in a few weeks.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Woo. Definitely feels like I haven't done heavy lifts at the gym for 2 weeks.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is unfathomably stupid to retcon the Star Trek episode of the Muppets. These writers are cowards.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bay Ride done! Excited to do literally nothing for like 3 days.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hotel room doesn't have Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon! A tragedy. I should go home.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In renter's America, you clean dishwasher.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes I feel like I don't have any energy to do anything extra. And then sometimes I can do a whole workday, make dinner, play with the kitten, and scrub the dishwasher.
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淵゛(ぶち) @qooo003.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
「おそろい!」
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Finally bought some carbon rims!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Realized on my commute to work today that "taking care of myself" and "doing chores around the house" are NOT the same thing! Shocker!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm really starting to think that fatty/cheesy meals are causing me to skip workouts and need sleep. Last week, Mac and cheese -> skipped gym next day. This week, pizza -> skipped gym next day and feeling crappy AF.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wrote my first Simulink linter function today! Just renaming blocks, but it helps.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spent the morning learning and tinkering in HomeAssistant. I finally figure out how to use templates so I can finally start logging outdoor temperature with the rest of them. And I got some lumin estimates too!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wow! Never had this happen before!
Picture of a garlic clove, torn in half, revealing another garlic clove
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
6 @ 240 for squats is not a PB but 10 @ 280 for deadlift sure is! CNS fry was only somewhat uncomfortable instead of debilitating!
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☾ Witch ☾ @bewitchedink.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
✨🍋 Lemon Shark x Lemon Bars 🍋✨
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Went into work just to run some tests in the lab. Guys in the lab are really picky that you reserve it on the calendar. Unless facilities needs it for 4 days with no discussion or rationale.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I left work a little later than usual and I was amazed at how much worse the traffic was. Lots of lane splitting. But still made it home in good time. And it was great weather for riding this afternoon.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Had such a good day at work. Building up this huge test harness is paying off because all the edge cases are very easy to check. Tomorrow should be a fun day of testing.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I had a dream that I got to visit an island in the ocean. You got there by rail. It was so far out that half between, you couldn't see either end. Despite being an island, it was built up with skyscrapers.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I had so many dreams last night. One was I found myself in a locker room but couldn't find a place to sit to change so I was leaving. But my change of clothes got wet and the staff was really pissed when I asked if they had a swimsuit dryer.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's taken me 20 years but I finally did it for the first time. I routed by torrenting traffic through a VPN.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Someone proceeded to schedule a meeting with 5 minutes notice, and called me when I didn't join. Because I was in the middle of a run. Is this "on call" assignment actually "engaged to wait"?
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
New job has some rotating weekend duties. Today is my first time being the inverter software on call guy. But there's no flight testing today, so I figured it would be quiet. Nope. Ground testing started breaking shit at 8 PM last night.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bocchi the Rock! is 3 years old.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I found a collosal fucking bug in someone's test framework at exactly 5 pm on Friday. Will this be the point when we can pull the plug on this? It's not even a good framework. The just has the "made here" stamp.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Programming is so satisfying when you're using it to solve your own problems. Yes, I know my squat 1RM PB, and I know I just did 210 x 8. But I don't know what my other PBs are. Well now I do! Turns out it takes a while to transcribe years of lifting data into software...
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Woke up thinking about dicks again
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two flats within a week of each other. On tires that have less than than 200 miles. And sealant failed to plug either puncture. And they're not fucking cheap tires either. Maybe tubeless was a mistake.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jimmothy is so cool for not acknowledging how we're all gawking about them
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Woke up on the right side of the bed today holy crap
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "Hmm... I am a bit stressed. Should put on some music... Yeah, 'Music for Airports' sounds nice." Minutes later. Me: "... Oh I'm at that level of stress."
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Group ride sucked today. Wasn't feeling that great after the first climb. Got stung by a bee on my quad during the descent and missed the group up. Did a threshold effort just to catch them at the next group up point. I made it, but was just totally gassed. Decided to call it. Then had a flat.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
First day at dog friendly workplace where I actually got to interact with one! Only took a month.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Week 3 of using git and I only managed to accidentally delete a days worth of work when trying to rebase when I should have just merged!
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UsagiHop @usagihop.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Kumiko 「黄前久美子」 #響けユーフォニアム #anime_eupho
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The summer solstice is this weekend, and I just got my new sunglasses, and the breeze is so nice that I'm actually thinking a little closing the window because it's almost too cold. But I'm going to go make empanadas instead. Life is good.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rode the motorcycle to work today! Going their saved me only 10 minutes, but there was so little traffic on 101/87 that I thought the rapture had come. On the way back, cut down 1h20m to 45m!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Group ride went well! Quads didn't let me follow moves uphill, but I did stay with the group on the last climb, which I usually get dropped on!
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Felt so great to deadlift 285 x 6 today. On Tuesday I only did 4, and they were okay. But I must have been touched by an angel or something because I just banged those out today.
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Zerker @zerker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
fuck giant trackpads. Palm detection is awful. And I don't even use it because it bothers my wrist!
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