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Zach Pickens

@zepickens.bsky.social
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yeah...
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Need a @edsbs.bsky.social take on Angine de Poitrine
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This guy gets it
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Econ 101? Supply and Demand? The titans of industry aren't doing that anymore?
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
You smug, self-satisfied turd. Please for the love of God tell me that you considered the possibility that Lucy is going to yank the football right before you get a chance to kick it
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I think they know what to do 🧨
nytimes.com
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2023
Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
HBD to the legend
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 23/06/2025
A tweet reading “RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods”
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
There is still hope.
Old guy's still got it
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Jiminy Cricket on this dude's shoulder screaming and hammering him with that tiny umbrella, just dying to be heard
Marco Rubio looking like yesterday's mashed potatoes
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social this is still my favorite ever experience on this app
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Perfect use for the shrively spuds that have barely made it through the winter in storage. Sorry to the kid that sticks their finger through the rotten one
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What the Fuck, Chuck?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/02/2025
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Followed by the one and only Luca (sp?) Doncic WHAT AN HONOR
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
With Trump playing Whack a Mole with the law and creating a cloud of confusion, many thanks to @jamellebouie.net for the grounding.
nytimes.com
Opinion | If All This Sounds Delusional, That’s Because It Is
All the king’s men Is back with a vengeance.
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
2025: Fuck It, We're Wearing Running Loafers Now
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Tonight so many Millenial parents gonna fall asleep trying to watch Mulholland Drive for the first time in twenty years
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
wtf was I just served
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The time is now
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Dry January starts on the 2nd I don't make the rules
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Loved this piece. May Sonny Rollins live to 194. 58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have said it better
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Maybe my favorite Onion headline
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm sorry, I'm not calling it a skeet
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
cc: @rodger.bsky.social my god
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Zach Pickens @zepickens.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Deleted Twitter
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a drawing of a person sitting in a lotus position with a light coming out of the center
ALT: a drawing of a person sitting in a lotus position with a light coming out of the center
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