xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 3halmost accidentally attached porn to a group chat message the other day and i'm still riding the rush 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 6hjury's still out on whether being unable to trust anything anymore is good or bad for my brain 050
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 12hputting "mdni" in my bio because every child knows what it means and understands it better than normal words 0103
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 13hhistory has shown that halloween tends to happen on this month PLEASE stay safe i'm begging you all 041
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 16hnothing worse than waking up to realize how easily something i posted the night before could be misconstrued. i want to clear the air and apologize to anyone offended. i don't think dragostea din tei is a bad song. i'll try to be more clear with my words from now on. thank you for giving me a chance 000
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 17hbad people can suck my dick!!! and im bad to the bone.... which bone? my lower rib of course 020
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 30/09/2026we gotta figure out the vegan chicken naming situation. other plantmeats are okay but "chicken" refers to an animal in agony. i will not type things like "ch!cken" or "chik'n" that sound the same when spoken aloud. i propose: "Tastylump", or "Funchew". "Food 2" 050
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 30/09/2026my favorite thing about labels is how i'm not obligated to use any of them. i don't even need a name. i'm the cartoon eyepatch owl account 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026video games don't cause violence (towards humans) 020
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026my mortal enemy in 2008 was a guy who commented "get better at drawing" when i posted a drawing of sonic on my smosh dot com profile. i don't hold grudges for stupid stuff from that long ago obviously but i do hope that person has since died 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026a rule i have now is i can't post performative things like this without actually taking action. my lawyer has advised me to stop typing for now. he's pent up and says i can continue after i suck on it crazy. Ok i'm back. anyway i'm going to kill ronald mcdonald 020
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026say what you will about the people in charge but you gotta hand it to them, they have very soft penetrable skin 140
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026the apocalypse is so fucking SLOW man i'm BORED 050
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026on this 10th anniversary of my tweet about shitting my pants and falling over after taking them off and getting shit on my face and in my nose and blaming the gays for it, and the 9-year-and-364-day anniversary of being bullied for it daily, i can at last reveal that i posted it because i lost a bet 000
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026just realized why he's called the pink panther 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026"it's good that there aren't any, it's good that they have homes" i repeat to myself as i fruitlessly look for rabbits up for adoption near me 001
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026haven't seen the disney guy with the swords pointed at him in a while... please i can't have an opinion unless i see him.... 031
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026i keep laughing at this and i'm not an asshole for laughing at myself because i said it in a dream where i'm not accountable. yeah... yeah i'm not an asshole. feels good to say it 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026downloaded an app to remind me to hydrate. it's not doing a good job so far. probably should have downloaded one meant for reminders instead of the anime big boobs chat bot sex pussy app 010
Reposted by xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXxxXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/07/2025found the freaking awesome pokémon emerald romhack i made when i was 11 1145
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/09/2026just found out the "holy fuck lois" audio isn't real :/ watched every episode of family guy to try to find peter griffin cumming 0194
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/09/2026i'm out of correct opinions so i'm going to pivot to posting incorrect ones if that's ok with everyone 040
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026downloading mods for all my games to replace "BODY TYPE" with "GENDER" and "PRONOUNS" with "GENDER" and "HAIR COLOR" with "GENDER" 081
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026it's so easy to make normies laugh. i will never see a comedy movie in a theatre. have a higher barrier of entry for laughter. feel less joy because it annoys me personally 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026"the before times" used to mean before 2020 and now it means before just after 2020 040
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/09/2026i have to admire how quickly everything became completely and irreparably fucked. me getting bored and destructive toward the end of a sim game could not have worked with such efficiency 020
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/09/2026i'm real close to swearing off every single unfamiliar website. if i need something and it's only available someplace i haven't seen before i'll live without it 100
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/09/2026was going to draw a comic today about jerking off lucario but decided not to 000
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026i have shit my pants as a tribute to the classic video game Don't Shit Your Pants 083
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026should i reach out to my late 2000s youtube friends 073
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026piczo is coming back do i remake zephie dot net with shitty sparkle gifs everywhere 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026i remember trying my hand at novelizing the first episode of the simpsons and it ending the same way. got bored midway through and wrote "but then they all got their christmas presents the end". demolished my vhs by rewinding it constantly 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026when i was a child i wrote a story about a kid going to military school who got bullied for being the youngest kid there. it was resolved in the last sentence "but then everyone else missed their birthdays the end" 110
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026suing my doctor for malpractice after declaring my child a "bouncing baby boy" without even testing his bounciness 040
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026evangelion EXPLAINED: why it's fucked up to jerk it to a comatose girl 020
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026once knew a kid on twitter who tagged a dozen police accounts in a tweet saying he was going to shoot up his school and his last tweet for a while was "who the fuck is in my house" (it was the police) 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/09/2026sorry i don't have the "acknowledgement like" quite down on here. i do however do the "acknowledgement finger gun and shooting sound/motion at screen" 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/09/2026keep falling asleep to podcasts and dreaming of meeting the hosts then being a guest on their show but they don't like my jokes or me and i wake up hating them. running out of podcasts 030
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026remembered the terrible gundam game i played last year that was about a fictional AI-generated gundam game and the villain was a laid-off developer trying to take back control of it but gets arrested at the end. remembered this and got annoyed 010
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026i have spent five years being undecided on zephie's genitals. i simply drew whatever the mood called for. it may come down to a vote. either way, we all win 110
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026when i was a kid i thought "ben 10" was the most clever title for a show ever. it rhymes AND his last name begins with ten AND he can turn into 10 guys AND he's 10 years old. now i don't think anything is good 060
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026i'm not up to date on what the gamers are forcing themselves to be angry about for the sake of having something to laugh at. are those freaking simcity 2013 servers up yet 031
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026looking for a web service that does anything in 2026 is a nightmare. no i don't want any of those features i actively unwant them 051
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026change the @JoeyPockettNew icon to this y/n 1110
xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026"the un zephie.net gamer diaried video game is not worth playing" - sock rates 020
