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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20h
Fight Club - Movie vs Game ever wondered who would win in a fight, "Fight Club" for PS2 or "Fight Club" for DVD? join me as i figure it out
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 01/10/2026
he's always saying stuff like this
Iizuka Reveals Goal of Making 'Sonic the Hedgehog' as Iconic as a Walt Disney CharacterTakashi Iizuka Says the Blue Blur is Still Only "Halfway" to His Full Potential Takashi Iizuka Talks About His Desire to "Make Sonic the Hedgehog into a Real Boy" Iizuka Outlines Twelve-Step "World En-Sonic-ification Project", Claims United Nations "Cannot Stop" Him
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026
should i reach out to my late 2000s youtube friends
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/09/2026
he's just like me
Takashi Iizuka Reaffirms His Love for Shadow the Hedgehog: "That's My Favorite Character."
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 17/09/2026
improving my edging game
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 11/09/2026
the joey pockett archive www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6Z...
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 08/09/2026
damn they made a movie about marvel fans? don't care how late i am to this don't care how many other people said this don't care if it's even a movie
"marvel zombies"
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 07/09/2026
PROOF IM NOT BALD
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 07/09/2026
found an old baldpic of me and thought it made my head look crazy small until i realized i'm wearing multiple hoodies
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 31/08/2026
you can see the camera op in this one shot. i hope they got fired for that blunder
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/08/2026
Guy Counts to 15 in One Video
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/08/2026
shopping for bread
Vegan not for us
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Bought for a change, was shocked to find they are vegan. As such they contain ingredients my wife is not allowed eat.
Report
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/08/2026
cannae 'av a morn' wi'oot th' bru am richt oot ma nut on th' bru
bru in the fridge door
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/08/2026
i don't get it. it isn't even 3D. nothing about it makes sense. i reject it entirely
Frogger II: ThreeeDeep!
1984 video game
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/08/2026
i would go back a day to find out what the rest was going to say
Drafts

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if time travel is real
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/08/2026
the only thing i wanted when i was 8 was to build a city of these. and a lava lamp. and $10,000,000. and dinner when i was hungry. and friends
cube world lcd toy
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 18/08/2026
i had the format down when i was 11
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 18/08/2026
is it too late to take part in this
Search Wikipedia
Siege of Brest (1342)
1342 siege of the Breton Civil War
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 15/08/2026
did anyone fuck with flimbo's quest. let me know so i can block you. fuck you flimbo!
flimbo's quest. fuck you!
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 14/08/2026
Please watch out for these two
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 14/08/2026
30 years and they never decided to make a good video game again
Wave Race 64
All 73 achievements
524 of 524 points
Mastered in 9 hours, 58 minutes over 3 days, 16 hours
Last played August 14 2026
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 10/08/2026
zephie dot net will be going offline but luckily it seems there's something else you can look at online
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/07/2026
this wasn't supposed to happen
happy feet x4
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/07/2026
been reconnecting with natesure
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 15/07/2026
TRIES TO DO ZEPHIEFACE

SUCCEEDS
© ZEPHIE
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 13/07/2026
making sticker graphics for my website/videos
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 08/07/2026
im gonna do it
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 11/06/2026
better version (inhaled helium to make up for lost comedy from having already posted it)
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 07/06/2026
had to boot up old website.exe to check something and i honestly miss the barebones css. don't remember why i decided i was too good for this
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 04/06/2026
MORE!!!!!! MOREMOREMORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/05/2026
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/05/2026
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 16/05/2026
almost posted this before i realized how it sounded. phew! glad i didn't
my main ffxiv character turned 10 and i didn't even draw porn of him to celebrate
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 07/05/2026
did you guys know that shadow the hedgehog (2005) has names for each of its 326 possible story routes
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 02/05/2026
i peaked in 2010 (i had a puppy)
zephie intermission @owlh00ds May 29, 2010

OMG! We got a new puppy! HE'S SO CUTE AND TINY!!!B
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 01/05/2026
drew a picture of zephie reaching down into a well. hope you're all doing "good" this morning
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/04/2026
"this place is 18+ ONLY. beat it, kid"

"wait dude, the plus sign is on the wrong side"

"huh? wait no! don't!!"
[KID AGE TRANSFORMS +18 YEARS]

"where's boobies"
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/04/2026
most terrifying thing i've ever seen
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/04/2026
american kid on christmas day: yay!!! yoshi topsy turvy!!! thank u british kid: *pushes up glasses* ah, "yoshi's universal gravitation", just as i requested. you have my gratitude, mother
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/04/2026
my eye floaters got the outside world looking like sonic frontiers
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/04/2026
there was a sonic youtube poop i liked as a kid and i wrote it on a piece of paper for my friend to look up. the thumbnail was sonic and sally kissing and i wrote that too so he'd know it was the right one but i didn't think he'd know what "thumbnail" meant so i just wrote "picture: sonic and sally kissing". the next day he told me his mom took it away so he couldn't look up the video but he'd "still look up the picture" meaning he thought that was a separate thing i wanted him to look up. he thought i wanted him to just look up pictures of sonic and sally kissing and he obliged. i hope i didn't make him weird
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 17/04/2026
leaving this package addressed to myself in the hall where neighbors keep stealing my mail (there's no camera and the hall is a cluttered dumping ground)
Hello! Did you find the camera hidden in the hall?
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 17/04/2026
gen alpha puberty
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/03/2026
i did it
i woncloud mode
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/03/2026
cannot have shit
huel acquired by danone
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 14/03/2026
girls who are athletic (ventura city drifters by @sonokido.bsky.social)
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 14/03/2026
they're also this guy
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 14/03/2026
every gen ai liker is this guy to me
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 12/03/2026
lore unleash: i made minecraft videos from 2012-2014 of which i can only find the thumbnails
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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 12/03/2026
found my first digital art attempt circa a very long time ago
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