iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

the internet is a horrible place overall and super just an awful mistake. just mega terrible, total waste. but the internet DID give me advance warning that prevented me from ever watching Made in Abyss, so I have to admit the internet did good in that specific instance. thank u internet

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Every now and again I have to remember that this mind governs the country

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Best post of the season.

Tweet from 'Alex Cole' @acnewsitics, reads "The Chiefs can still win if Mike Pence has the courage."

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

my absolute favorite part of this entire Culture Moment™ is that the entire halftime show was a poet laureate level performance about the black experience, coded and metaphored in a way that the oppressors it talks about can not and will not understand it even when it is played directly at them live

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/02/2025

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

Brian Driscoll, the acting director of the FBI, sporting curly hair, a kinda rakish jazz dirtbag moustache and beard combo, a faintly amused look in his eyes and a wry "whaddaya gonna do" smirk

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

You: returns to Facebook Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

How amateur of you. In comparison, I only use extremely expensive precision artistry pens from bespoke European collections, and produce absolute trash

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

What a presidential term huh Lemon, it's week one

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh .. oh no .. the Chinese internet plagiarism toy plagiarized the original American internet plagiarism toy .. how .. how could this have happened .. I feel sick rn ... t .. this goes against everything the plagiarism toy community stands for

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Dips bread in olive oil "oh my god people need to know about this"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Your country made an AI you say, excellent let me query it about any historical atrocities that country's government has committed

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

historical parallels really benefitted here with the placement of that flag under elon's nose

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/01/2025

it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Oh cool we fixed egg prices by lowering them to $NaN I had to go to medford. To get egg. I am disaster capitalism egg tourist

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

They're using AI to draft the executive orders. I guarantee you utterly it must be true. It can't not be true because it's so dumb. You heard it here first

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

texan: dont mess with tecksas!!!!!1111oneone weather: here is some snow texan: [screams like finn mertens and uncontrollably pinballs car into every surrounding object, vehicle, and person]

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Someone in your life doesn't need this picture. Deliver it to them

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I ate here. U ate here. We all ate at different places but we all ate here

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

My new ironic glam metal band "Yahweh, What Excruciating Cacaphony"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Social media reminded me i drew this a few years ago

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

"um .. that was ... uh, that was really bad"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

This picture combines my two favorite subjects right now: "balatro is cool" and "AI hallucinates information to death until nothing is left but an unnavigable haze of stochastic maltruth"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

David lynch died. To him I say: someday I will stay awake all the way through dune for you

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

"So what prompted the jump to bluesky?" well i like to follow my friends but

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I knew it, I'm not crazy Therapist like "are the nazis in the room with you right now" and I'm like YES U JUST DON'T SEE

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

File under "the dangers of having codger-ass grandpas in charge of interpreting law part 964179852136853147907e217"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

You take a sacred icon like bugs and you transform them into ... gangsters, classic symbols of civilizational decline, celebrating lawlessness... this is how society falls

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I stop shopping at places that lock product up and I've been absolute about that policy every way since it took me 17 minutes to get a target employee to unlock deodorant, then I find out I had to do the same thing for floss. Unsurprised that Walgreens & co have come out admitting it was a mistake

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Lol they dismantled the internet's version of the maginot line and said "now get ready to experience the Even Worse Era"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Yeah I'm pretty good at balatro, I uhh, collected all the blinds. max pvp rank, uhh [clicks blindly on my own jokers]

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

My brain seizes up for a second, then I look happier and say "my favorite part about good omens was that it was a collaboration between sir Terry Pratchett and his faithful pet terrier Winky"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

half a book later Swedish Chef Stilgar belts out "De Lëësøn El-gëëber-deebørn!"

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EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

No disrespect to the featured artists or anything but 400 bucks is a bit much for a music fest with a lineup that feels like it had to pass HR approved focus group testing

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