EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 29/06/2026late to the party but i hope that Goose Work Incorporated LLC Inc or w/e this business entity is (i cant even find it on the stock market??? ?) eventually feels ok to make and share more creativity with us. BUT fleeing the brainmangling torture insanity of fandom: fully understandable™ 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026yeah you know that like ancient book where the guy's like on ye olde adventure and is like "tie me to the ship mast, i wanna hear the sirens as we pass but im a go crazy and assault the doormen and raid the place and violently eat enough tiramisu to go into a coma, so you GOT to hold me back ok" ya 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026the internet is a horrible place overall and super just an awful mistake. just mega terrible, total waste. but the internet DID give me advance warning that prevented me from ever watching Made in Abyss, so I have to admit the internet did good in that specific instance. thank u internet 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 26/04/2026You didn't even ask about the dinner special? Oh god I'm going to go out of business 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Every haitian on earth now looking at you going "this one might know too much" 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 31/01/2026the 7th pigeon child of the 7th pigeon child will be magic and will have to take the name 'cooper' no this did not originate as a pun but 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 31/01/2026the "i just wanna grill" guy is outside listening to the shrieks from his politically connected family. he turns to the grill. if i just grill i dont have to see. just concentrate on the grill. don't think about it. just grill. stay on the porch. don't learn the acronyms. dont learn. dont hurt 041
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Tiktok account deletion has now adopted the "Arthur Dent trying to address his house demolition scheduling" model of accessibility 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2025me at the character selection screen for life going 'no i bet this one isn't going to be very meta competitive' and selecting computer toucher instead 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2025i hope this announcement was just like 7 solid hours of homestuck lore theorycrafting 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2025well, you can't yet. but the shadow of docket stretches long across the land ~ 020
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Every now and again I have to remember that this mind governs the country 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 22/04/2025There's this universal historical trend of dictators or uniquely rancid majority parties to make life unbearable then turn around and ask "why are you not having children???" At the top end it leads to Ceaușescu-esque forced fertilization mandates as opposed to fixing living conditions 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I'm being dragged along in the wheel well of one rn 040
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Stuck in my mind forever alongside the crayon video 020
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Impossible. Absolutely impossible. My internet has truth verification insurance 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 13/03/2025It's only this dumb if it's from the DC region of America 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I am barely a cool enough dude to get let in the front door of pax east 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I know that level of kethead, guy is so moonbrained that a five degree incline ramp could kill or paralyze him 050
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Use to have to dial into local TV night shows for that 020
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd 020
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things 030
Reposted by EVIL 80'S ELFGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Best post of the season. 182135031623
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025What do these words even mean. We just making shit up now. "Like a zine stardust fandom Rockstar talent, president trump turned the superbowl into his own private doxxing dril at a proust concert during an eclipse" 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025my absolute favorite part of this entire Culture Moment™ is that the entire halftime show was a poet laureate level performance about the black experience, coded and metaphored in a way that the oppressors it talks about can not and will not understand it even when it is played directly at them live 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I need you to explain what you mean, I sunburn in sub-30 minutes of exposure 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now 020
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025he went all in actually singing out the Famous Line after all 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025at least one way or another we gonna be talking about it tomorrow 000
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 10/02/2025cool let's internet right after the halftime show and see what oh 1602
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I haven't seen "being a piece of shit" mainstreamed this hard since it took six men to stop john wayne from physically assaulting sacheen littlefeather on stage at the oscars 000
Reposted by EVIL 80'S ELFTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/02/2025I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI 553206872675
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 05/02/2025past garfields mausoleum next to the mr eds and the lassies also the mass grave for All Animals Were Harmed During The Filming Of The Adventures Of Milo And Otis 010
EVIL 80'S ELF @zelprime.bsky.social · 04/02/2025oh yeah i dropped several footballs of magic k at a tour of rages in apizza i swear that stuff will get you koosh balled out hard. amazing it was legal before 9/11 010
