Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Best 1 week punt before a WC next GW? Thinking Gibbs-White. 010
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Am I crazy for thinking of shipping out Bruno? Will allow me to get on Cherki this week and Palmer next week. 010
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Thrilling first match of the Alonso era. Palmer was electric and looks to be back. Was also very impressed with Lacroix! But Sanchez proving once again why he’ll always be a liability. Penders can’t come soon enough. 040
Reposted by Callum PatonRuns with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Game over. 112103462176
Reposted by Callum Patonemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Step 1: Brag that Trump was fixing something Obama screwed up Step 2: Pursue most corrupt solution possible Step 3: As a result, badly fuck up Step 4: Loudly squeal that someone else sabotaged you, so as to dodge blame Whether it's the reflecting pool or Iran, Trump's con is the same. 461374394
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Is there any chance Chilwell could be brought back? Experienced winner, knows the club, premier league proven. Could provide some cover/mentorship for Hato? Or has that ship fully sailed? 010
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Many condolences from a Flames fan also feeling screwed over. 010
Reposted by Callum PatonLiam Twomey @liamtwomey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Calum McFarlane said Chelsea’s first 15 minutes yesterday were unacceptable. He wasn’t wrong, but his words felt a bit small for the moment. There’s a lot more that is unacceptable about Chelsea right now. 👇 www.nytimes.com/athletic/725...nytimes.comHere are 15 reasons why Chelsea are in an unacceptable stateA seventh home loss in the league, fans leaving in droves before the game is over and Champions League hopes gone - Chelsea are in a mess 3152
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Was it dominant? No. Was it pretty? Hell no. But it’s 3 points and that’s what matters. Survived their second half onslaught and hopefully this is a turning point for us ahead of a really important fixture run. 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Can I just say I think the entire fandom needed that Enzo goal. It’s obviously been a rocky week or two but nabbing a point in stoppage time felt great. Bonus points for him charging into the away end. Up the Chels! 020
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Can anyone explain the handball rule at this point? On any other day that’s a stonewall penalty. At a loss for words really after that one. starting to worry about champions league spots…. 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@andrewpanton.bsky.social do you know/can you share if there are plans to restock the patch hat at any point? 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Immense performance. Says a lot that I’ve come away disappointed with 1 point despite being a man down for an hour against the league leaders. Reece James take a bow. 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Is VVD a hold? Had him on a WC a few weeks ago. Considering a move for Gabriel/Timber (Raya currently in goal). Would mean I need to ship out Gyokeres though (for maybe Mateta or Woltemade). 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Any chance at at GW6 WC draft? Or alternatively is Foden worth a punt on a WC is Palmer looks to be out? 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Two draws in four games is a little frustrating. Have to say Gittens has also been pretty disappointing so far. Came in for quite some money and hasn’t done anything of note in a Chelsea shirt. Surely Garnacho’s spot to lose at this point. 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Is 24,5m too much to invest in the back line? 5 defenders of Tark, William, Andersen, Munoz and Esteve. Feel like great options. But worried might be overdoing it 100
Reposted by Callum PatonChelsea Football Club @chelseafcn.bsky.social · 13/07/2025FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆 1322276
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Are there any legs to the Hato rumours I’ve seen online? Would be great backup as both LCB and LB. Having a reliable backup for Cucurella is not getting the attention I think it deserves. 100
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 04/05/2025What a win. Trev and Caicedo absolutely immense today. I feel I’ve mostly seen discussion online about how poor Liverpool were. But Chelsea played great today and that should be equally as acknowledged 020
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 23/04/2025A bit obvious maybe but would be great to get a FH34 draft team :) 110
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Great to have Jackson back. It’s clear we play much much better when he’s on the pitch. Also just a massive shout out to Caicedo, just an absolute machine. 000
Reposted by Callum PatonJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/02/2025One of the things about having a post go viral is that you are offered a veritable smorgasbord of accounts to block and/or hide replies from, and you best believe that indeed I have indulged in that particular buffet 1094226248
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Really want TAA for the double. But would mean moving Bruno to Mbuemo and Gabriel for Trent. Worth it on FTs? 000
Reposted by Callum PatonCommon Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming. 1109344179773
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Saw an article that there were 4-5 front of shirt sponsors options for us; mix of airlines and tech companies. Any truth to this or clear developments? 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I have 2FT. I want to replace Robinson with either Timber (for double arsenal defence) or Gomez. Also looking at Mbeumo out for Mitoma. Thoughts? 000
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 26/11/2024@mattdaviesadams.bsky.social had to shout out all the word-play in the Germany section of the @socobhampod.bsky.social pod this week. Top class. 030
