Reposted by Callum PatonRuns with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Game over. 112103462176
Reposted by Callum Patonemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Step 1: Brag that Trump was fixing something Obama screwed up Step 2: Pursue most corrupt solution possible Step 3: As a result, badly fuck up Step 4: Loudly squeal that someone else sabotaged you, so as to dodge blame Whether it's the reflecting pool or Iran, Trump's con is the same. 461375394
Reposted by Callum PatonLiam Twomey @liamtwomey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Calum McFarlane said Chelsea’s first 15 minutes yesterday were unacceptable. He wasn’t wrong, but his words felt a bit small for the moment. There’s a lot more that is unacceptable about Chelsea right now. 👇 www.nytimes.com/athletic/725...nytimes.comHere are 15 reasons why Chelsea are in an unacceptable stateA seventh home loss in the league, fans leaving in droves before the game is over and Champions League hopes gone - Chelsea are in a mess 3152
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@andrewpanton.bsky.social do you know/can you share if there are plans to restock the patch hat at any point? 000
Reposted by Callum PatonChelsea Football Club @chelseafcn.bsky.social · 13/07/2025FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! 🏆 1322276
Reposted by Callum PatonJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/02/2025One of the things about having a post go viral is that you are offered a veritable smorgasbord of accounts to block and/or hide replies from, and you best believe that indeed I have indulged in that particular buffet 1094226248
Reposted by Callum PatonCommon Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming. 1109344179773
Callum Paton @zelexious.bsky.social · 26/11/2024@mattdaviesadams.bsky.social had to shout out all the word-play in the Germany section of the @socobhampod.bsky.social pod this week. Top class. 030
