ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Confident that no one else has watched these 12 films in this particular consecutive order ever before. CONFIDENT. 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026delighted to learn that October 2nd is Tofu Day in Japan??? happy tofu day!!! 020
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i need to bring a giant sign on walks that says 'DEAR CHIHUAHUA OWNERS MY GIANT HOLLERING BEAST-DOG IS JUST OVERCOME AND BESOTTED WITH YOUR VERY TINY FRIEND AND WILL REMAIN FULLY WITHIN MY CONTROL' a la biblical angel spawn 'pls do not be afraid' vibes. 121
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Todd and the Book of Pure Evil? 🤘 More like Todd and the Bed of Pure-Bred Beagles! 🛏️ 🐶 (I am in bed with my beagle. She’s a mix though.) 🤩🤩 112
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026went to a new-to-me café this morning and it happened to be the gayest café ever lmao in the time it took to order they played (and back to back no less) : Madonna, Tegan and Sara, then 4 Non Blondes. peace and love and oat milk on planet earth! 140
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026addison rae invented music with the transition from 'un touched x o young lust let's ~~aaah' to 'un touched x o young lust let's ~~~~~~~GOOOOOOO' 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026much love to the couple who offered their lovely massive golden retriever up as an experiment for our reactive hound dog today! she loved him immediately and didn't holler once 💞 020
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026today my beastly hound dog barked at a chihuahua so itty bitty that it would be played by a Littlest Pet Shop toy if they made a biopic/reenactment of a chihuahua being barked at by a beastly hound dog. 040
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026re-reading the tommyknockers before bed lately (haven't read it since I was about 15 or so) and feeling very cemented in my opinion that everyone who dunks on it just Doesn't Get It, Man. 010
Reposted by ZEETGEESTJayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 10/09/2026With a virulently anti trans provincial government, Saddle Lake is stepping up. 0327
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026congratulations to the directions of Fall 2 for completely misunderstanding what makes the stakes of a climbing based thriller actually frightening. hint: it's NOT fentanyl 😂 110
Reposted by ZEETGEESTZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Every day I see a lot of yapping and griping about climate change from people who are still talking shit about veganism. Bro you're gobbling up and redistributing the propaganda the systems you claim to oppose are profiting from 💔🥀 164
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026need to find vegan candy corn this season. vegan candy corn stores google. plant based candy corn near me. candy corn alternatives without animal bones or mystery secretions. 140
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Starting a new art piece that will be available as a raffle prize for a Gaza charity 💞💞 I'll post more details about how to enter the raffle as things get set up within the next couple of weeks. 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you may not have been blessed this morning to hear an impromtu rendition of Careless Whisper done in a Julia Child impression...... but I sure have been. i am being it into your minds now - it sounded EXACTLY like you could pressume. 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026do you think there was ever a time where someone was wearing tearaway pants but didn't know they were tearaway and then someone else tore them away. bc if there was they were probably like oooooooooooooooo whaattttttttttttt 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026one day they're going to launch a version of sitting on your feet (on hardwood floor, perchance for hours) that doesn't go all tingly and stupid and that'll be my DAY 020
Reposted by ZEETGEESTPeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Twin Peaks set in Stardew Valley 262
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I am sooooo tired I’m going to just start gunking on glittery makeup until I transcend to a start of pure sparkly awake. ‘awake’ also just autocorrected to ‘Seattle’ (famously sleepless) so Fuck That Cosmic Joke 🫶 Cunt!!!! 010
Reposted by ZEETGEESTMoist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Putting this up again, I sell stickers! Still have a bunch! Help! ko-fi.com/neoncactushaloko-fi.comBuy neoncactushalo a CoffeeBecome a supporter of neoncactushalo today! 022
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026suing the mall plastic bauble toy dispenser for false advertising bc the thing said 'squishy dinosaurs' but I got a whale instead of dinosaur but also I love him ? 031
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026good mornyyyy to all the mar jar jar jars in my computer 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026cannot stop saying 'mojo jojo' in an australia accent. mar jar jar jar. 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a second coffee magically has appeared 4 me without having to ask for it ❤️ #BLESSED 010
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Scribbling away ☎️🖲️❤️🔥🍏 #sketchbook #painting #art 040
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026pls reply with an animal of sorts if u would like to see a crusty doodle sometime from your dear friend me 110
Reposted by ZEETGEESTTiffany Morris @tiffmorris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Now that I’m in middle age I see how easily one can fall into the rigidity trap of thinking everything new is bad & your era was supreme. I already know it wasn’t lol. So I make a goal of seeking out and tracking the new stuff I discover each year so I don’t end up constantly retreading the familiar 1122
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026having a fitness goal of lowering your resting heart rate is great, because you'll be like oop getting healthier (succeeding) and then ooop being dead (succeeding!!!) 030
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I must work through all my skincare/lotion/creams etc and just have like..five max items in use that all serve very specific purposes and THAT'S IT. And no one is allowed to get me presents or free samples or anything, I'll just venture out and get 1 replacement at a time. 220
Reposted by ZEETGEESTUNORIGINAL_FOX @unoriginalfox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger 1932
Reposted by ZEETGEESTSonHog (NEPTUNIA UNLIMITED ARC)🍉 @sonhoghedgeboi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026mushroom mushroom 1842
Reposted by ZEETGEESTOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/202623 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com 8450272705
Reposted by ZEETGEESTCaffieneKitty @caffienekitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The disadvantage of only having online friends is there’s no way to borrow someone’s wire cutters. 😕 1124
Reposted by ZEETGEESTCy🌦️HeeHeeHoo! @madohomurat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the richest people on this planet will still stop at nothing to make more money but then theyll turn around and say "if everyone has UBI, people wouldnt work" 24218
Reposted by ZEETGEESTlogicbutton @logicbutton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What if we kissed in the giant hiking shoe 1246
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if you're still supporting the meat/dairy/fish industry I do not want to hear you harping on about doomsday climate change end of days bullshit and how you're so stressed about it and we're so fucked and woe is me negativity. put your alleged morals and concerns where your mouth is. make a change. 020
ZEETGEEST @zeetgeest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly a day apart is wild. There's some party happening in the beyond, that's for sure ❤️🩹 020
Reposted by ZEETGEESTLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Timeline literally 100% united, many not even having to say her name. What a brilliant way to live your life. RIP 372999
