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VORPlociraptor

@zeemev.bsky.social
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He/him, union educator, cat daddy, pronounced “zee-mev”, all the right teams, the tedious stay blocked

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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 18h
Gabby🧊🧊🧊
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My two starters combined for 57.5 I’ll take it
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Valks win! My Doja Cat show hangs in the balance!
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You belong in the W Veronica Burton
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GABBY
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not allowed to defend against LV
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok that’s enough dodgers cheering on the TL
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s ugly without celebrini
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ice is tilted tonight Asky keeping them alive
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Undefeated heading into Seattle
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jack Jones playing on big head mode
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like that ball Jerry Rice caught against the Saints the year before replay review
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welp
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
George Kittle
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a few first downs cmon guys
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Helmet to the knee cheap ass mf
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
luv 2 celebrate when the offense makes a first down
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hm they have no cornerbacks *smashes the ball up the middle for no reason*
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just like they drew it up!
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hm they have no cornerbacks *smashes the ball up the middle for no reason*
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our traditional strength special teams bailing us out again 💪💪💪
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They sub in Jimmy and not say anything?
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3-0 in Ballhalla in the postseason
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So they go for it when they shouldn’t and
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s was not a good play call
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every gambling ad mentioning the WNBA = “hi we’re the dildo throwers and”
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Igor's Creepy Smile
Alt: Igor's Creepy Smile
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not good playing in the defensive zone this much
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoping for a Rays/Brewers series and 7 games of that
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big year for Misa incoming
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#my9albums
Nine albums
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
V’s UP!!!!
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maaaan what a game
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The foul collector gets another
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1-0 #turnitallteal
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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South Park: And It's Gone Meme
Alt: South Park: And It's Gone Meme
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was really cool of AXS to kick me out of line as I was buying tickets.
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dang ran out of buckets
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Offsetting penalties
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playoffs going through Ballhalla?
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dudes all being day to day and Mykel Williams practice window opening hell yeah
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
choosing Texas more like choosing not to listen
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime 2.25/4 #vorpatthemovies
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Macklin oh captain my captain!
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is my gaming origin story
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Chrono Trigger Bonfire
Alt: Chrono Trigger Bonfire
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Way to miss both free throws fucking dipshit #sophiecunningham
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely the real estate group dressed as a baseball team can sense that the training staff is ruining their profits but what do I know
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
choosing Texas more like choosing not to listen
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Teenage sex and death at camp miasma!
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