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VORPlociraptor

@zeemev.bsky.social
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He/him, union educator, cat daddy, pronounced “zee-mev”, all the right teams, the tedious stay blocked

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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imitating the offense in the first half
Disco napping in his Niners jersey
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#my9albums
Nine albums
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Disco outside Disco inside
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Praying to be able to smile in a photo
Gabe kapler
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
thought I included this tho hm
Disco hug
Big hug on Disco
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Disco the cat in a purple chair
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Massive attack mezzanine
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
is this even real
Six seven likes
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
mf think he a flaminga
Disco hiding behind a flamingaDisco hiding behind a flamingaDisco looking at you from a flamingaDisco uncovered by a flaminga
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
mf thinks he shoes
My cat disco in the yellow shoe book case
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lol
Madison Bumgarner arm wrestling a Fresno grizzly bobblehead
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
20-0 roster
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“halfway”
Rockets hold off lakers, halfway to overcoming 0-3 deficit
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can check
Strike Thief (2x gold lager) official beer of Patrick Bailey .
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A lot of these this year
Giants struggle in game
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dicky
Professor Frink from The Simpsons
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Here’s you “addressing homelessness” real baby bitch move hiding the other comment with this picture 🤗
It’s Gavin Newsom being a fucking asshole and throwing someone’s things away
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I know that’s right
Jon miller bobblehead with a Freddy Kruger hat. I will never sleep again
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Disco getting ready to start grading Disco is now going by isco. Stay tuned for more updates Disco’s big chonk ass is on the couch The cat by the tree and on the alien mat
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Here’s some more Disco who has turned into a full blown cuddlebaby recently because it has been colder
This is Disco the cat watching and judging This is disco the cat stretching his bit chonk all over the couch Disco the cat napping on my leg Disco the cat doing sideways couch crunches
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The top stories of the teams that matter on Yahoo sports
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is Disco he is 2
My cat, Disco
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Wonder what he means; and where that apostrophe is
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What did this team do to hurt you this is literally season number one
Facebook hellInstadumbImpressive I didn’t choke myself reading this bullshit
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
1-0
Kyle shanahab and Rick Ross. Kyle is holding a book he will never read with a fake ass bookmark placement
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Really weird way to describe Jon Miller but sure
I already appealed but lmao bluesky moderation.
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Gotcha sucker!
Uturn orbit turntable with Charli xcx’s how I’m feeling now lp
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Trump invade US. Take economy and medicine.
Kaiser’s fuckin bullshit vaccine “update”
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Freya looks just like our Disco they should unionize
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
My team for our school district league
Fantasy football startersFantasy football bench / week 2 emergency starters
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Finally found one in the wild. The satisfaction of not paying for shipping from 🇩🇪
LP copy of Jan Jelinek’s loop-finding-jazz-records which rules
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
good evening
PRIME RIB
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
5 page read off to determine my next book (this one makes the email signature)
Picture of a copy of love in the time of cholera and a copy of the dispossessed.
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Because it’s Mayhem Ball for my wife tonight and I am the ride
A record player with a yellow copy of Lady Gaga’s Mayhem
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
guys I’m at the Finnish country sauna and I finally relaxed. Should I really turn this game on?
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
did I pick a good weekend to be out of town
Picture of a peacock at city of 10,000 Buddhas Ukiah CaPicture of an archway with deer crossing Picture of a mural Picture of that good good
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Watching some nudies
Thumbnail from the 1966 film, Unkissed Bride
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Experiencing the classics by way of getting basic details incorrect
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Good soundtrack to hot dog gorging. Molchat Doma is Belarus Depeche Mode
Green turntable with a copy of Molchat Doma’s Etazhi (Cole bottle edition 😎)
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Our Station Plays Both Genres
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
AOTY?
Green record player with a copy of Ichiko Aoba’s Luminescent Creatures. There is also a Jon Miller “the big kahuna” bobblehead and a Golden State Valkyries foam finger.
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This is fascinating and the writing is descriptive like her songwriting. Highly recommended
A copy of Neko Case’s memoir
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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VORPlociraptor @zeemev.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My cat, DiscoMy cat, DiscoMy cat, DiscoMy cat, Disco
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