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ZeeKay

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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The only nuggets my child will eat are Texas shaped
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Do you use detergent?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A search party is not a party! -5yo
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Don't touch that there's load bearing cheerios up there
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
how do you go bankrupt in Monopoly junior??
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
who?
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🍉 ✿ Ru • Pi ✿ ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ૮₍ • ﻌ • ₎ა ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @artsieroux.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
wait wait wait, Pebble is back?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
4yo "Fight Club! Fight Club!" Mom "WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB"
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
4yo, watching a video on iPad, turns to me, "What's a CeeDee?" 💿💀
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"daaad. I broke Ken." *Comes out holding his head*
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
4yo: Mom, you need to take a 5 because this is not working out.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Did you know, that people born in the year 2000, have debt!?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
4yo: Stop it brain! Me: what's your brain doing? 4yo: not amazing things!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"I no longer care! Lick the foam if you want to!"
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Me to 3yo: "We don't color on the chair, color the ebola virus instead"
Coloring book page of ebola virus
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
4yo: I'ma a cupcake head and my jammies are my frosting! My head is the cherry! IM PINK
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's the best car ever made (aside from the interior plastics 😬)
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Children's coloring book of Microscopic Monsters by Magnus Frederiksen
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
3yo:
Children's coloring book "Microscopic Monsters" by Magnus Frederiksen colored in by a 3 year old. Page shown is House Dust Mite and Lamnacarus ornatus
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
What kinda fruit do you want? 4yo: CHIPS
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman 4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No? Thats the tank farm at the launch site not at Massys test site.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
4yo: It has a fence!
Chocolate Cake with piles of sprinkles and chocolate chips on top, surrounded by a "fence" of pretzel sticks
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
4yo: It tastes just like Bluey
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
4yo: ITS TIME TO DIE!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
4yo to me: Maybe, when you get a little older, you can go somewhere else!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Give me your skin
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I want to kiss you! No you're sticky
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I'm not *crazy*. I'm a *Princess*.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You think she wants to be an X-Men for Christmas?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Always gotta have the waffle party
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
You know what time it is @coestar.live when visiting @conedodger.bsky.social
ZeeKay and ConeDodger240 looking at a Texas Waffle longingly
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Time to get skinned! Let's get to boopin
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
4yo: I want to watch Frank Frank? 4: yeah that one Frank! *Looks* You mean Shrek?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
They gone. Now let's have a popsicle
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Shut up Dad
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wish we could watch TV forever
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
How many times did you vacuum the couch today?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Chocolate milk is my favorite time of year
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm afraid to fart
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
*Eating lunch that wife lovingly made* Me: Man, that's a whole ass meal! Wife: ...
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Don't let the bed bite!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
For the Desktop, would it be possible for the production models to have an edgeless PCIE slot? Sure its "only" an x4 slot, but this would let us stick longer cards in it if we want.
Linus Sebastian pointing at the x4 pcie slot on the Framework Desktop
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Paulo Acoba @ferio252.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Oh, snap! It's @highmileage.bsky.social 1991 Isuzu Impulse RS in this month's Rock Auto Newsletter. Let's goooo! www.rockauto.com/Newsletter/
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Screenshot of an email from Alamo Drafthouse with the title "Everyone Dies in THE MONKEY" with a thumbnail of Paddington Bear
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stay in your lane! 4yo: Stay in your horses!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"I'm worried that my happy person emoji will become a bad person emoji."
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