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ZeeKay

@zeekay.bsky.social
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The only nuggets my child will eat are Texas shaped
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A search party is not a party! -5yo
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Don't touch that there's load bearing cheerios up there
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
how do you go bankrupt in Monopoly junior??
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🍉 ✿ Ru • Pi ✿ ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ૮₍ • ﻌ • ₎ა ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @artsieroux.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
4yo "Fight Club! Fight Club!" Mom "WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB"
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
4yo, watching a video on iPad, turns to me, "What's a CeeDee?" 💿💀
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"daaad. I broke Ken." *Comes out holding his head*
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
4yo: Mom, you need to take a 5 because this is not working out.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Did you know, that people born in the year 2000, have debt!?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
4yo: Stop it brain! Me: what's your brain doing? 4yo: not amazing things!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"I no longer care! Lick the foam if you want to!"
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Me to 3yo: "We don't color on the chair, color the ebola virus instead"
Coloring book page of ebola virus
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
4yo: I'ma a cupcake head and my jammies are my frosting! My head is the cherry! IM PINK
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
3yo:
Children's coloring book "Microscopic Monsters" by Magnus Frederiksen colored in by a 3 year old. Page shown is House Dust Mite and Lamnacarus ornatus
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
What kinda fruit do you want? 4yo: CHIPS
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman 4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
4yo: It has a fence!
Chocolate Cake with piles of sprinkles and chocolate chips on top, surrounded by a "fence" of pretzel sticks
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
4yo: It tastes just like Bluey
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
4yo: ITS TIME TO DIE!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
4yo to me: Maybe, when you get a little older, you can go somewhere else!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Give me your skin
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I want to kiss you! No you're sticky
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I'm not *crazy*. I'm a *Princess*.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You think she wants to be an X-Men for Christmas?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
You know what time it is @coestar.live when visiting @conedodger.bsky.social
ZeeKay and ConeDodger240 looking at a Texas Waffle longingly
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Time to get skinned! Let's get to boopin
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
4yo: I want to watch Frank Frank? 4: yeah that one Frank! *Looks* You mean Shrek?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
They gone. Now let's have a popsicle
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Shut up Dad
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I wish we could watch TV forever
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
How many times did you vacuum the couch today?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Chocolate milk is my favorite time of year
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm afraid to fart
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
*Eating lunch that wife lovingly made* Me: Man, that's a whole ass meal! Wife: ...
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Don't let the bed bite!
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Paulo Acoba @ferio252.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Oh, snap! It's @highmileage.bsky.social 1991 Isuzu Impulse RS in this month's Rock Auto Newsletter. Let's goooo! www.rockauto.com/Newsletter/
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Screenshot of an email from Alamo Drafthouse with the title "Everyone Dies in THE MONKEY" with a thumbnail of Paddington Bear
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stay in your lane! 4yo: Stay in your horses!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"I'm worried that my happy person emoji will become a bad person emoji."
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
4yo: I'm a pillow! 4: I don't have feathers Oh, what do you have? 4: Uh, blood in me
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Come watch Gabby with me 4: But Gabby isn't your favorite! Ok well then what is my favorite? 4: garage movies.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@linusmediagroup.com I've noticed the following trend of having these 3 tapped holes on super long GPUs. Is this a new standard or something you've noticed? Most of these cards don't even come with anything to take advantage of it, but a standard gpu bracket would be awesome.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
4yo: Anxiety! Yay! Anxiety!
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
*Whispers*: Don't breathe during the show
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm going to bed now sweet dreams leave a comment and subscribe
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The winner of the “Victoria’s Choice” Award for Best Overall Vehicle of 2024 is: The 1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate
Photo of vehicle.
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
me to the air: Hey Google 4yo: Uh, yeah? me: Where is Pinkfong from? 4: Ummm. Michigan?
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ZeeKay @zeekay.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Why do you have a knife you silly goose?
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