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Azrael/Martian Short

@zazzalil.bsky.social
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Drag Thing Witchcraft/Exvangelical 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️

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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
2FA? Why stop there? 3 factor authentication! 10! A hundred factors! Ruin my fucking life every time I need to remember my routing number. Shoot my phone with a railgun if I try to open discord. Put a landmine in my bed. Kill me.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
There are currently 37 fics on AO3 with Trump/Clinton (Bill) parings, 25 of them are marked "Explicit"
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 11/11/2025
A father and his one-year-old daughter were pepper sprayed by US ICE agents in Chicago while on their way to go grocery shopping.
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It’s on websites and it’s so unprofessional
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk wasn't a lawyer or a doctor. He wasn't a teacher, a scientist, or an elected politician. He just breathed into a microphone and made a profitable career out of spreading hate, violence, and the death of Americans. This is who Trump glorifies while erasing our nation's real heroes.
Charlie Kirk
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 02/09/2025
📢 Make Some Noise season 4 📢 Coming soon to @dropout.tv 🎶
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 02/09/2025
🥹👏
Saturday Night Network on Twitter post copy that says 'Welcome to the #SNL cast Jeremy Culhane!' with a static image of Jeremy smiling to screen. Text on static image that says 'Welcome to the SNL Cast - Jeremy Culhane'
Jeremy on Smartypants with closed captioning that says 'Okay, clap now.'
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Snoop Dogg is used to lesbians being a category of pornography and so it frightened him to discover that lesbians are just regular people.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Over 3200 signatures in just under 5 hours!!! Can we hit 10k today? I think yes. SIGN AND SHARE!
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If it is already after 6pm and you ask me if I want to leave my house and go do something… shut up the hell. I need 72 hours advance notice if I have to be up and running in the evening.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Today’s front page of The National, a Scottish newspaper.
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Our otters are remembering Hulk Hogan by taking steroids, shredding their tiny t-shirts, and trash talking the beavers.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"minor NPCs: food in lint"
Screenshots from the Dimension 20 wiki of 'Dimension 20: On a Bus'.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
anyone with butthole blocking extensions will need to disable them
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Juneteenth is a celebration of freedom, but also a reminder: freedom delayed is freedom denied. #Juneteenth #BlackHistory #FreedomDay #NeverForget
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I told you we’d be back
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 15/05/2025
Ben Cohen, cofounder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, was removed from the Senate after confronting lawmakers over US support for Israel's military campaign in Gaza.
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Never thought about quitting my job more often than I have in the past couple months. You can’t put an entire jobs worth of tasks onto my already overflowing plate of responsibilities. I am. ONE PERSON. I don’t have a team. I sometimes have one persons help. That’s it.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Absolutely proud of you all! HUG! So far, 3.1 million protesters counted today — that’s nearly 1% of the U.S. population! Photos are flooding social media everywhere. Still waiting on more numbers to come in.
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Brunch with the boys!
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
DELTARUNE JUNE 5
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
✷ 🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS PLUSH 🏳️‍⚧️ ✷ makeship and I have a new collaboration and I decided to dedicate this opportunity to creating a trans dragon! If we collect 200 votes, we will be able to make the plush dragon a reality! 〰️ makeship.com/petitions/tran… ✶ RT PLEASE ✶
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I found out that one of my favorite bands, Waitress, is opening for Moonwalker in GR and I NEED to be there but idk anyone else who likes their music
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 27/03/2025
Nintendo announces new ‘Tomodachi Life’ game releasing in 2026.
Logo for ‘Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream.’ Out in 2026.
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U.S. Representative Al Green @algreen.house.gov · 26/03/2025
Enslaved women utilized the power of medicinal herbs as an act of resistance, preserving ancestral traditions & healing their communities without approval. By treating ailments, they built resilience against high mortality. 147 days until Slavery Remembrance Day. #CountDowntoSRD
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Prof Dynarski @dynarski.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar Goals
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I went to a party and got my legs set on fire and then got electrocuted Just wanted you all to know I’ve… learned something about myself
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
benion
Grieving a wasted life
At a point in life when there are far too many days behind than ahead, one tends to
re-elected in contrast to standing up for the
reflect on a life lived. In my lifetime decades
greater good?
were devoted to protecting America. Sacri
A compromised Supreme Court recently
fices were made both by myself and my fam-
trotted out a shallow token standards of
Ily in military service. The tip of the spear:
conduct for themselves. Apparently it's
Countless weeks over the years were spent
not a bribe to accept favors after a deci-sion; only before. Corporations are people?
living at the end of a runway on alert with an Really? Whatever happened to Superman's armed B-52 as generations of aviators have motto of "truth, justice, and the American done before and since.
way?"
The purpose: if required, be airborne
Pay-to-play is the theme of the day. Un-
in minutes on a one-way trip bringing a
challenged and uncontested blatant conflicts
nuclear Armageddon to an adversary. Fly:
of interest abound. The rule of law is situ-
ing the unfriendly skies over North Viet-
ational if adhered to at all. America can no
nam provided a brief interlude, but overall,
longer be trusted. The unbridled pursuit of
this long line of silent sentinels stood firm
power and wealth driven by unquenchable
to protect America by deterring external
greed has left service above self and Con-
threats to our freedoms and way of life
stitutional norms in the dustbin of a quaint
across the decades. I was privileged to serve past. with men and women of integrity imbued
Recently the VA said exposure to Agent
with a sense of service.
Orange is the probable cause of the can-
I'm truly grateful that the B-52s we flew, which were built tough, were engineered
cers I live with. Actually I suspect it's more from yet unspecified sources, which cause
on scientific principles and fabricated by experienced, skilled workers rather than
military pilots to have significantly higher
founded on mere beli…
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I have a raging lesbian crush; she could throw me like an Olympic discus and I’d run back to ask her to do it again
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I wish more of my friends/loved ones migrated over to Bluesky and rednote with me.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What the actual fuck?! America, something must be done!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Join the 50501 movement protest at your state capitol today!
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Throwback to this atrocious bastard Lord Licorice #dragking #drag #cosplay #lordlicorice #candyland
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Slava Ukraini
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
So glad to see another loved business move over here!!
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cowpoke!!! #drag #dragthing #genderfluid
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E.T. Gulock @etgulock.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sorry, no, I can’t come out tonight. I’ve got some very important melancholic yearning to do.
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I have a whole lot of posting to catch up on- This was a look where I said “I want to be a bug” so I made myself look like a bug 🤷🏻 #drag #dragking #makeupartist #dragthing
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
#drag #dragking #dragthing #bluesky #flashes #grandrapids
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hi! Let’s do this again… I’m Azrael, I’m a Drag King/Thing that goes by Martian Short. I love making myself look a little silly and weird. That’s really it!
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Let’s play “Is This Trait From Autism or C-PTSD or STPD?”! The answer is:
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a close up of a cartoon character with the words " all of em "
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with the words " all of em "
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E.T. Gulock @etgulock.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey you wanna like, get outta here, fall madly in love, move into an old Victorian mansion, grow old together, turn on each other at the last second, battle to the death for the fortune, come back as ghosts, realize why we fell in love in the first place, and team up to haunt the new residents?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Ky @devisedbyky.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
TURN HIS TV OFF
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Azrael/Martian Short @zazzalil.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This weekend someone that I just met called me Will Graham coded
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Creating a Sustainable Food Future (WRI, World Bank, UNEP, UNDP, CIRAD, and INRAE, 2019). 564pp. research.wri.org/wrr-food
Creating a Sustainable Food Future report cover. https://research.wri.org/wrr-food
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