Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The whole time I was thinking any minute now they'd play it. Once the credits ended I was devastated 230
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A24 stopped returning my calls about "To Wet a Roadman", the Chris Hansen UK drill song they contracted me to write for *Primetime* (2026), went and saw the movie today and I am PISSED OFF 130
Reposted by ZaliusKotilla @k0tilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This was a joke at first but it's not anymore...Adler... #Signalis 63114
Reposted by ZaliusAralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can Dwayne the Rock go to xbox studios and change their hierarchy of power pls anything would be better than what we got 022
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Like they usually are deeper than that but MGS in comparison makes everything else feel so shallow and status quo oriented 030
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Metal Gear makes other stories that go for an "anti war" message feel like they boil down to "go home soldier, you should be selling insurance instead of fighting people" 121
Reposted by ZaliusALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the only silicone valley I wanna see is a tgirl's fat fucking top surgeried tits 19517
Reposted by ZaliusALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 23/12/2025this is space station 14 1398
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dr. Ann Bogels would not fare well in any hand to hand combat scenario 120
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gyaru Bosnia would be a terrible surgeon, she can work under pressure well but the intense sensitivity and precision needed would stress her out way too much 220
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Started following this account and I will try to answer some of these prompts for my various space station 14 characters every now and then 120
Reposted by ZaliusAralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Drinking a thing of beer at the jeff the killer pub 011
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reference to that one image of the person saying like "I think I hauve covid" over something hot but I'm specifying that it's about legs, basically I think I have a thing for legs 110
Reposted by ZaliusAralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mr Incredible isn't becoming uncanny too much these days. What happened man. Are you alright. 052
Reposted by ZaliusAralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How do I tell the people at Batman that I have Concepts 021
Reposted by ZaliusFanterFane @fanterfane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wing-it commission for @epsimoo.toy.tf ! Epsi goes to Miku expo! 71024191
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This means four Chun-Lis are equal to one (young) Gaston, and five Chun-Lis are equal to one (current) Gaston, if we take Gaston's claims as fact this would make Chun-Li roughly one fifth the size of a barge as well 120
Reposted by Zaliusdemo-lii.bsky.social @demo-lii.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the quickest of recolors IDK why i did it in pink like that (she is not a slime girl lol) will not come back to this specific sketch 141165176
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Iirc the depicting the prophet Muhammed thing is supposed to apply to Muslim people only, its like as part of the religion you avoid depicting him 020
Reposted by ZaliusSexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Dames. They's nothing but trouble. I's know because I's was a dames, and I's was nothing but trouble. The boss be a dames too, and she's savouring the constant gender euphoria of being nothing but trouble." 41820579
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Reading the title "rick and morty" as "ricking morty" a la "breaking bad" for no reason 120
Reposted by ZaliusSexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Meeting the twintailed super cute idol and celebrating what a crazy good performance that was to do in heels that high, then buying his cyan anus autograph. 1867
Reposted by ZaliusNat @riteliso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the other girls keep negging me at the fucking urinals because of my nervous stream and then they try to catch the stream in their mouths I fucking hate it here 081
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Harry potter popularized various tropes and aesthetics and people like it because they like those tropes and aesthetics 030
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I think suggesting people focus on knockoffs and alternatives, and insisting said things are actually better, is more important than just telling people not to engage with harry potter shit Absolutely nobody is going to stop because you told them not to 240
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I love being a hypocrite, there's some people who I hold judgemwnt of on the backburner cause most of the time I agree with what they havw to say, but then when they say some shit I think is awful I can immediately switch to "well I don't have to care what they think because they also X" 120
Reposted by ZaliusNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026btw, Halo stole the idea of the suit jerking you off from Metroid 162203655
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Girl in a cyberpunk future who has the biggest fucking military grade cybernetic dick implant on the market and it gets permanently bricked when her cyberware experiences a power fluctuation while her cock is mid BIOS update 120
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Looking into a mirror that shows you your future self and seeing a girl with huge fake tits and a huge fake dick who's partners address her as "cockmommy" would fix me 140
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm relieved you're on the he/him vtuber with huge tits wavelength too 130
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This reminds me (although you probably wouldn't prefer to do it this way personally) there would be something magical about keeping the avatar and everything the same while being a man, male viking guy who looks like that for no reason goes hard I think 130
Reposted by ZaliusCarlos D. Lima Art (Comms open) @carlosdlimaart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Wanted to draw Storm and Emma again. Hope you enjoy 03313
Reposted by Zaliuschocobodie 🔞 @chocobodie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026motoko from the ghost in the shell reboot comparing her penis implant to elsters (being much bigger) -> I was actually so focused drawing today. I wish I could animate more often figuring out the timing and then seeing it move is so fun. #SEXNALIS #GhostInTheShell #Elster #Motoko 123456
Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026There's plenty of fish in the sea AND IM FUCKING EM #fishfucker #fishfuckernation 110