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Zalius

@zalius.bsky.social
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She/it I guess useless but cute says "meow" out loud unironically likes rain Unfortunately complicated gender identity Ask me about my space station 14 characters

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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHOA
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A24 stopped returning my calls about "To Wet a Roadman", the Chris Hansen UK drill song they contracted me to write for *Primetime* (2026), went and saw the movie today and I am PISSED OFF
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gyaru Bosnia experienced the plot of The Thing
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Kotilla @k0tilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was a joke at first but it's not anymore...Adler... #Signalis
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can Dwayne the Rock go to xbox studios and change their hierarchy of power pls anything would be better than what we got
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Metal Gear makes other stories that go for an "anti war" message feel like they boil down to "go home soldier, you should be selling insurance instead of fighting people"
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the only silicone valley I wanna see is a tgirl's fat fucking top surgeried tits
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
this is space station 14
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Started following this account and I will try to answer some of these prompts for my various space station 14 characters every now and then
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drinking a thing of beer at the jeff the killer pub
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mr Incredible isn't becoming uncanny too much these days. What happened man. Are you alright.
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How do I tell the people at Batman that I have Concepts
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FanterFane @fanterfane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wing-it commission for @epsimoo.toy.tf ! Epsi goes to Miku expo!
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demo-lii.bsky.social @demo-lii.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the quickest of recolors IDK why i did it in pink like that (she is not a slime girl lol) will not come back to this specific sketch
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Dames. They's nothing but trouble. I's know because I's was a dames, and I's was nothing but trouble. The boss be a dames too, and she's savouring the constant gender euphoria of being nothing but trouble."
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Meeting the twintailed super cute idol and celebrating what a crazy good performance that was to do in heels that high, then buying his cyan anus autograph.
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Nat @riteliso.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the other girls keep negging me at the fucking urinals because of my nervous stream and then they try to catch the stream in their mouths I fucking hate it here
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think suggesting people focus on knockoffs and alternatives, and insisting said things are actually better, is more important than just telling people not to engage with harry potter shit Absolutely nobody is going to stop because you told them not to
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love being a hypocrite, there's some people who I hold judgemwnt of on the backburner cause most of the time I agree with what they havw to say, but then when they say some shit I think is awful I can immediately switch to "well I don't have to care what they think because they also X"
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
btw, Halo stole the idea of the suit jerking you off from Metroid
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Girl in a cyberpunk future who has the biggest fucking military grade cybernetic dick implant on the market and it gets permanently bricked when her cyberware experiences a power fluctuation while her cock is mid BIOS update
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Girl who's MtF*
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looking into a mirror that shows you your future self and seeing a girl with huge fake tits and a huge fake dick who's partners address her as "cockmommy" would fix me
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Carlos D. Lima Art (Comms open) @carlosdlimaart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wanted to draw Storm and Emma again. Hope you enjoy
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Start worming now
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It starts worming
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
>normal weather >it starts worming
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chekhov's Hatsune Miku Fish Image
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chocobodie 🔞 @chocobodie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
motoko from the ghost in the shell reboot comparing her penis implant to elsters (being much bigger) -> I was actually so focused drawing today. I wish I could animate more often figuring out the timing and then seeing it move is so fun. #SEXNALIS #GhostInTheShell #Elster #Motoko
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There's plenty of fish in the sea AND IM FUCKING EM #fishfucker #fishfuckernation
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Furry porn the musical
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chiitan why did you like this
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you like pina colliders And getting caught in the beam
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Need a trans dude who will piss on my floor like a pressure washer
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Hyper-Realistic Big Smelly Corpse in Big Boo's Haunt
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
trans phobes: i watched the news now im scared of bathrooms trans gender: i watched youtube now im scared of backrooms message of this story: dont get got by slenderman
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Nerd #7132 @nerd7132.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
notice how fast it went from "pornography" to "material harmful to minors" which is a very different thing
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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
guy who hears the british slang "fuck knows" to mean i dont know and hasnt heard it before so they mishear it as "fuck nose" and start fucking the other speakers nose
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jerk Your Worthless Penis for Zero Red Coins
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chocobodie 🔞 @chocobodie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
STAR unit with a fat fucking ass (that's it) -> wow hello all the new people from yesterday. 👋 maybe I'll look into drawing pregnant/belly content more often... ive been trying to color most of my lunch break sketches recently, I hope to keep it up #SEXNALIS
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me but with being a lesbian
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I want to say again I am transgender and I identify as a futanari It's not the only part of my identity but it is a part of my identity
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victor-e-road.bsky.social @victor-e-road.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Me poorly explaining why boats can float on water
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bethesda Games Studios’ Montreal workers are being treated especially poorly by XBOX and we won’t stand for it. Here are the details. If this upsets you let Microsoft know: feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/ide...
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Futa orc barbarian fucking up the intimidation check and having her prostate turned into mashed potatoes
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Guy who's just slightly annoyed by breast expansion like "ugh really do they have to get that big? I'm gonna have to get new shirts, that sucks"
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Zalius @zalius.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rent lowering backshots (bribing the landlord with sex)
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Alexis Raine @steb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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