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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nathan For You Ep. 1: Hey, let’s make a wacky yogurt flavor! Nathan For You Ep. 7: I am going to risk becoming a child predator.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Logging on and seeing Iñárritu discourse
Man smoking many cigs
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
one of my favorite panels in a graphic novel ever ❤️ may she rest in peace
persepolis panel with the text "I wanted to be justice, love, and the wrath of god all in one"
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Laurence Olivier 
was in
Lady Caroline Lamb
with
Richard Chamberlain
was in
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
with
Rob Schneider
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Kissinger: The Adventures of Super-Kraut paperback coverBack cover
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Took her to the graveyard because it’s closer than the park.
A s’more-colored corgi smiling in a graveyard
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Showing my teenage niece Freaks & Geeks for the first time. Upon seeing James Franco billed in the opening credits, she asked me “Didn’t he die?”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/05/2026
when i show up in your mentions
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just remembered a guy who told me about his cross-country drive from Florida to California. Said he slept in his car during the trip because he didn’t want to pay for a hotel. I asked “Wait, did you not shower the whole drive?” “Well…there was a lake in Arkansas.”
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 06/05/2026
08:06
S15E05 The Fat and the Furriest (EABF19) 30 November 2003
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was victimized by the PSYOP
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I don’t care how many movies he makes that I like. I can never fully respect Noah Baumbach because he named his kid Rohmer. Fucking ROHMER.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Elliott Gould is the voice of God
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Rebranding as an old crone account, now all I need is a much younger twink to obsess over like the Club Chalamet lady.
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities
radio.garden
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The best beverage of all time is water
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
RIP @actualnames.bsky.social
Butts family gravestone
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Eleanor Parker by Scotty Welbourne, 1946.
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Jason R. Wells, Esq. @jrwells82.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Always makes me think of this banger
Tweet (@CBThorburn) Text:
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Picture is of TV Week with a picture of Gould, arms crossed in a white shirt and overalls, and Grover standing behind him on the left side
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Funniest red carpet moment of the night
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If you didn't catch the names in PTA's speech, the 1975 Best Picture nominees are Barry Lyndon, Dog Day Afternoon, Jaws, Nashville, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. There are no skips; there is no wrong place to start. They will make you love American movies anew, and demand the best from them.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Take your pick
Zodiac killerClown (Marco Rubio)Large bald baby (Matthew Yglesias)Theater kid final boss
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
Old board game
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Toyota Camry CA license plate that reads R1ZZL4R
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 3
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org
tcpipeline.org
Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Photo of Sergei Eisenstein posing with a suggestive cactus, captioned “Eisenstein with a suggestive cactus, Mexico, 1931”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The largest federal prison in the nation is Fort Dix, which has a rated capacity of 4,600 people. The largest of these warehouse camps may hold more than twice that number of people. The federal government hasn't operated a prison camp inside the United States that large since Japanese Internment.
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Moments can be monuments to you If your life is interesting and true It's just the same for a man or a girl The meaning of the world lies outside the world
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Theater date from Taxi Driver
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Anyone excited for the new Woody Allen?
Wonder Man (2026) poster
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daviss @daviss.org · 23/01/2026
Now: With double digit windchill, thousands marching in Downtown Minneapolis during a general strike. Marching and protest against the actions of ICE. Prince dance party outside First Avenue and the Prince mural - where there’s been many Prince dance parties before. Minneapolis January 23, 2026
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Watching The Pitt and I cannot stop thinking about Peter Berg saying he needed to take his career in a new direction after a fan said to him “I love you on that hospital show! You think you could take a look at this rash on my back?”
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I read the script for this movie and Pratt’s character says about his estranged wife: “How could I commit a crime of passion if there was no passion left?”
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 19/01/2026
remembering two legends today
tweet by @jaboukie (with FBI verified handle and profile pic) 2020-01-20:

Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That gay-ass Italian Baroque painter didn’t Care about the vaggio
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/01/2026
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Is LA walkable? – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12k comments
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
“Shows cancelled after one episode”
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
An angel-faced brown tabby cat named Sy
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I love her in spite of all the shedding and dander
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Bleak fucking day so I’d like to suggest this lovely seal rescue account if you need a smile. ❤️❤️🦭🦭 instagram.com/tokkaricente...
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Listening to podcast episodes that are 5+ years old are one of the closest forms we have to time travel.
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Zalifornia @zalifornia.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Gonna be in the pit of a post-punk show tomorrow night then get up early the next morning for a 4-movie Roger Corman marathon with the man himself there. It is simply exhausting being this blessed and cool. 😎
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