Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 22hI have been in a mood today, but instead of buying MORE games I won't finish from the Steam Autumn Sale, I bought new plants.... My husband is gonna LOVE IT... Not. 😂😂😂 020
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently I think the flight from SFO to Europe (which I've done several times) is 100 hours long - because I keep purchasing games for my Steam Deck - saying shit like, "I'll play this on the plane". Bruh... STFU (me talking to me) 010
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jessel not understanding how Carole could be upset might be the most INFURIATING thing, ever. If anyone ever talked about my deceased friend like that - I would lunge over that table and beat the shit out of you. Grief is hard and painful enough without idiots making it worse. #RHONY 180
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Question for the class (which is probably better suited for my therapist, but I don't see her again for 2 weeks): How am I supposed to respond to people when they (kindly) ask how a family member, who I hadn't seen in 20 years until last week is doing and how I'm holding up? 100
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy #CONTROLResonant day to all who celebrate!! ☎️🔺 Just a reminder that no one does storytelling quite like @remedygames.com #gaymer 110
Reposted by Zak TaylorEdgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026that's why Rihanna started breaking them instead 0161
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The look of someone who gives exactly ZERO fucks about anything happening on this call. 020
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You know your life is a mess when you had to schedule a 730p therapy appointment. 🥲🫠 150
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At this point I hope Drew makes it to the final two just so the jury can light his slimey, weasel ass up like a Christmas tree to bring him back down to reality that his game is hot garbage. #BB28 030
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need someone to remind me that even though it's going to be cold in Prague when I go for my birthday - no matter how cute this Moncler jacket is, I don't need it because I live in CA and will never wear it again. 😂😂🥲🥲 010
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This has been my background for a long time and AT LEAST 5x a day I read this as "THIS Is art" instead of as a question. Why is my ADHD brain like this? 🫠🫠🫠 001
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I drug my husband to see the new #ResidentEvil movie. Him: Is Leon in it? Me: No Him: The chick in the turtleneck? (Ada) Me: No Him: The blonde chick? (Ashley) Me: No Him: Then what's the point?! Obviously he's only ever watched me play RE4. 😂😂😂 #gaymer 100
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Maybe it's just me, but I'm at an age where I'm annoyed if someone asks for my ID at a bar, but offended if they don't. 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Someone who works in healthcare please advise: Is it normal for no one to answer the phone in the ICU department for over an hour? 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My world just got a little less joyful. My family had to say goodbye to one of our dogs, Ringo this morning. 🌈🐾 230
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had to complete my usual PHQ-9 & GAD-7 check-in before my therapy appointment. (They track my depression and anxiety) Anxiety: Severe Depression: Moderate My brain: I want coffee Why am I like this? 🫠🫠🫠 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There is no group who acts gayer than straight men at the gym who check themselves out the entire time they are working out. Good lord. 010
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CHABS (Chest, back and abs) ✅🏁 Aka: my favorite workout of the week 030
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Let me get this straight - Gina says her and Heather were good enough friends where she should have hired her to look for a rental, but apparently not good enough friends where she can tell you something and you wouldn't run and tell other people? Girl, you sound dumb. #RHOC 180
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Remember when Gina got accused of only being friends with Heather for her real estate connections? Yeah, well this temper tantrum over Heather using Carmella isn't helping those optics. #RHOC 090
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My husband has started and stopped Mass Effect Legendary Edition, without finishing, several times. I need him to play all the way through, so I can sign his birthday cards with one of the best lines in the whole series: "It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you." #MassEffect #gaymer 020
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Y'all... I think I hit leg day a tad too hard yesterday bc I can legitimately barely walk rn. Which means tomorrow, two days after my workout, when I'm usually the most sore, I'm going to be so fucked. Please send thoughts and prayers. 010
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm dealing/struggling with a lot of heavy and shitty stuff rn, but the bright spot of every day is this dude... I mean, how could you not smile and love this face? 🥲🥲🥰🥰 120
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Proof that I got my workout done and dusted AND hated every minute of it. 🫠🫠🫠 040
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Dear #Equinox, It's 92 degrees outside. For the amount of money I pay I would like the inside of the gym to be as cold as a penguin habitat. Please and thank you. ++++ Some of us are on an SSRI and have a body temp significantly higher than the average human. 🥵🥵🥵 030
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Look, I love my Pixel, so this event wasn't geared towards me, but I genuinely thought the iPhone Duo looked impressive and sleek. But starting at $2k for only 256GB is CRAZY. 👀👀👀 110
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026*Me resisting the urge to replay #KCD2 over after putting 250 hours early this year because I'm going to Prague and Kutna Hora in November* #gaymer 100
Reposted by Zak TaylorGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026Good news: he lost. 10334976410043
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026🎶You're drinking everything to ease your mind But when the hell are you gonna ease mine You're like concrete feet in the summer heat It burns like hell when two souls meet🎶 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm tired of being fat, so I signed up at Equinox and people at the gym are wild AF. 👀👀👀 130
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm going to Prague for my birthday. I thought, that should be enough time to just learn some basic phrases in Czech. Nothing serious. Just enough to make an effort, be respectful. That sort of thing. I did 30 mins of practice today and I would like to apologize to all of Czechia in advance. 210
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026People like Emily claim others are sensitive just because she doesn't want to admit she's an unkind, mean, person. #RHOC 040
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Christian saving Bryan is the final nail in the coffin that #ProjectRunway is no longer about actual designers and the work they put forward. It's just a parody of a competition show.static.klipy.comAngry Woman Breaks TVALT: Angry Woman Breaks TV 040
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Drew defends the icons like the people online who fall over themselves to defend billionaires as to why they shouldn't be taxed more. Bruh... You sound BEYOND stupid. #BB28 160
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've been, not so patiently waiting for this one... #TheBloodOfDawnwalker #gaymer 110
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Someone with kids - I need you to explain to me what they are teaching in schools these days. I just asked my team of 20 somethings where Washington DC was. NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM KNEW! Their responses ranged from, New York, to Washington state, to Philadelphia... 🤯🤯🤯 100
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate to be a fag (no I don't), but Isabella, WTF are you wearing?! #MafiaTheOldCountry #ManofHonor #gaymer 020
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026🚨🚨 Reporting live from my tiny work box🚨🚨 Where we have spent the last hour reviewing something we were all told to read BEFORE the call. Kill me now. 🫠🫠🫠 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Poverty is a choice decided by the wealthy for the people who have no say and end up suffering the most. 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I absolutely HATE when Gmail randomly decides to turn my status to "online". Like, EXCUSE ME - Let me work in privacy! Fucking, narc. 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Being a dog owner means finding poop bags everywhere. I was cleaning out my work backpack and found a bunch in there. Like, WHY?! HOW?! He's never come to work with me. Lolol. Anyway, here's my perfect, 3 legged, love of my life, Luca. 🤍🤍🐾🐾 000
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm not sure if Emily is being intentionally obtuse or just dense, but saying "no kids" doesn't mean you can't EVER talk about what's going on with your kids - rather y'all shouldn't be speaking poorly about one another's kids. It's really not that complicated. #RHOC 150
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In the wake of the Dolly news my mom took to the family group chat to let my sisters and I know that she plans on living till at least 95. Thanks, Mom. 000
Reposted by Zak TaylorJason (now 50% spookier) @jasoniniowa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Check in with your gays today. We are not ok 💔 4713
Zak Taylor @zakkts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026HOW HAS THE CLOWN IN CHARGE NOT GONE OFF TO MEET SATAN YET, BUT WE HAVE TO LOSE DOLLY?! 030