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Zak's Thoughts

@zakificus.bsky.social
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Another Millennial just trying to navigate all this madness. Every so often I'll have a maybe insightful, maybe moronic thought I feel like sharing.

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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 16h
My only gripe about Spider-Man BND, Jean is like "you can see me?" after doing like dramatic stuff or while talking directly too him clearly as <not the person>. Then she acts surprised "you can't see me now?" when she's not being super obvious. It reads like he can only tell when she's obvious.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 20h
Your post got me thinking, "Can god create a video game so hard he can't beat it" is a fun modern twist on "Could god create a boulder so heavy he couldn't lift it."
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Best part about tunable difficulty settings is being able to take a game you like and pick based on your mood what you want: * A power fantasy where you win easily * Challenge that requires some effort * You'll never win but you'll go down swinging Beats random PVP matchmaking every time for me.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The ultimate moral of all these ancient stories is that the gods are all giant dicks. Every god does something bad then when called out on it is like "well I have all the power sooooo" and then punishes the person calling them out.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trump certainly has a type.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shit... that girl was hitting on me 20 years ago. Oh well.
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not paying especially close attention, but has Trump fired any men from his admin or is it just the women he's kicking out?
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to believe.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is too funny
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seeing Trump post this, I expect the fighting to intensify in the very near future. Trump is not a source.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If MAGA could read they'd be upset.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really wish I had the energy to respond to every whiny post he makes with "Cry some more."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
About sums it up.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least someone has the balls to tell Trump to shut the fuck up. Listening to Donald Dumbfuck is a good way to get your country destroyed.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
24 days until we can kick at least some of these corrupt assholes out of office.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If not for double standards they'd have no standards at all.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really sums it up quite nicely.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The deciding factor will be "Are you going to be playing any copyrighted music?"
theverge.com
YouTube, Meta, and Twitch won’t say if they’ll allow the US government to livestream an execution
It’s not clear where the US government will broadcast the execution.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Roger?
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The onslaught of political ads pre-election is always annoying, but it's extra annoying having already voted.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hegseth needs "white" and "man" to be the thing that is special about him, because his mediocre ass has literally no features worth mentioning in a positive light.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, accelerate the brain drain by kicking out all the smart people who aren't rich. Donny Dipshit continuing to walk the line of "is he damaging the country on purpose or just because he's stupid."
newsweek.com
Trump admin proposes $70,000 fee for foreign graduates to work in US
U.S. universities could face steep new charges when recommending international students for work authorization.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a billionaire really does represent some kind of moral failing.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Admittedly, Donald Trump rolls off the tongue more easily than Benedict Arnold
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump announces one free gallon of gas to 20m seniors.
theguardian.com
Trump says US to send one-time $90 payment to 20m seniors enrolled in Medicare
President says payments, to be sent in early October, are meant to offset cost of monthly insurance premiums
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is just a group of unidentified men grabbing a woman, and throwing her into a van... Trump's America on full display.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pete Hegseth acting like he can challenge the killer drones toa pushup contest and that's the future of war.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every politician that tries to say datacenters and AI companies can self regulate, is lying. They'll never report things that don't make them look good unless explicitly required to, and even then...
gadgetreview.com
Data Centers Are Hiding How Much Water and Power They Consume
Europe's data centers must report energy and water use by law, yet fewer than one in four facilities have any public figures available.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's up with billionaires just erasing well known brand names. HBO had a dozen rebranding attempts, Twitter became X, now this... at least they're stupid.
thewrap.com
Combined Paramount-Warner Bros. to Be Called Skydance, David Ellison Reveals
David Ellison has chosen the name for Paramount-Warner Bros. once the merger is complete: Skydance.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Possible contender for best meme update of 2026.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When called out about being completely wrong, Schmitt just raises his voice and doubles down talking shit. The dude was factually wrong, talking out his ass like a moron, and because he's (R) he can't just admit he made a mistake.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even if I know the initialism, I'll make up silly things for the letters.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even if Mango Mussolini has protection, there's a whole backlog of chucklefucks that enabled and participated in his crimes. Dems need to hold them accountable when they are back in power.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I donated some money to charity, and I wasn't going to say anything about it, but then I realized I can make a joke out of it. "Dad I gave $1000 to charity" [pause for effect] "I know she's a stripper but I really love her."
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's really reassuring to know people way smarter than me work on these things. Especially fascinated that the reactor is basically trying to shut itself down all the time.
youtube.com
What Happens in a Nuclear Reactor Core? - Smarter Every Day 317
YouTube video by SmarterEveryDay
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spread the word, there's a risk of losing one of the oldest museums in the country. Drexel University and the Board of the Academy of Natural Sciences announced the closure of the public museum on the Parkway. We do not accept closure. The story is not over yet, and you can help change the ending.
save-the-academy.org
Save the Academy of Natural Sciences
Don't mourn — organize. The museum's last public day is Sunday, Sept 27. Ten things you can do today.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Half of Trump's lackeys are living on military bases hiding from the public because they know how much society at large hates them.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love this bit of foreshadowing between the Oracle and Neo in The Matrix: Oracle: You got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something. Neo: What? Oracle: Your next life maybe, who knows? That's the way these things go.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has "I JUST SHIT MY PANTS AND I'M MAD ABOUT IT" energy like nothing I've ever seen before.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've got our leaders banning press outlets that don't report only favorable news, and we have camps rounding up brown people to ignore until they die... History will not be kind to the people supporting this bullshit.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least some things in this world still make sense.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder if Trump siphons luck away from people around him, like that energy vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.
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Zak's Thoughts @zakificus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump declaring Artificial Intelligence will now be referred to as Super Intelligence.
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