ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Daily Dick - you never forget you are wearing this ball weight. 1465
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Daily Dick - getting colder. Nuts roasting by the fire. 0350
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Daily Dick & shoutout to all you boys doing Locktober! 0562
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Daily Dick - even if you may be distracted by whatever else is going on 3512
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daily Dick, all lubed up an greasy, hole plugged #mcm 0493
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Daily Dick - squeezed into a rubber sheath, through the hole of a harness, and with leather ball bag 3530
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Daily Dick - Love the feel of being dressed but balls are out. 1624
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Daily Dick - Jacking off ‘conventionally’, but only when @zahlen.ca says so 1375
Reposted by ZAHLENboyDave K 🔜 PSLP @stiefelkopp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Recon may not be interested in discussing their platform's security over social media, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't.stiefelkopp.substack.comI Told Recon Their App Is Horribly Insecure. Then They Banned Me.Recon’s Platform is Leaking Your Private Data On The Open Web and They Don’t Really Give A Shit 810945
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Daily Dick - I swear it wasn’t me who destroyed @jeremyrigger.bsky.social‘s boxer briefs! 0421
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To be fair, we ‘knew’ all these rules like how many hornets it takes to kill you. 020
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026True, although I’d probably still be terrified if you put me in a piano recital these days 😅 010
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was afraid of as a child: - Hornets - The dog waiting on the path to my grandmother’s house as well as the detour I took to avoid it - Most other dogs - That older kid who calmly told me he’d beat me up - Nuclear war - Nuclear plant meltdowns - The sun becoming a red giant - Piano recital 260
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Daily Dick, albeit rather as a side note in this scene with @jeremyrigger.bsky.social 2664
ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026…but they are all very tasty. Tasteful. I meant tasteful. 010