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ZAHLENboy

@zahlenboy.bsky.social
2.3K followers 907 following 507 posts

Devoted boy to Sir bsky.app/profile/zahlen.ca - posting some smut. Usually NSFW. Despite the occasional appearance of motorcycles, this is not a motorcycle account. 🇨🇦

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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 17h
Daily Dick & shoutout to all you boys doing Locktober!
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daily Dick - casual Friday
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily Dick - skin tight
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily Dick - tie my balls and this is what happens
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daily Dick - even if you may be distracted by whatever else is going on
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily Dick, all lubed up an greasy, hole plugged #mcm
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily Dick - traveling
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daily Dick - squeezed into a rubber sheath, through the hole of a harness, and with leather ball bag
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily Dick, touching grass
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Daily Dick - wearing various pieces of metal
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daily Dick - Love the feel of being dressed but balls are out.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daily Dick, from when it was warmer
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Daily Dick - as well as #mcm!
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily Dick - Jacking off ‘conventionally’, but only when @zahlen.ca says so
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Dave K 🔜 PSLP @stiefelkopp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Recon may not be interested in discussing their platform's security over social media, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't.
stiefelkopp.substack.com
I Told Recon Their App Is Horribly Insecure. Then They Banned Me.
Recon’s Platform is Leaking Your Private Data On The Open Web and They Don’t Really Give A Shit
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily Dick - getting everything backwards
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daily Dick - with momentum
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daily Dick - I swear it wasn’t me who destroyed @jeremyrigger.bsky.social‘s boxer briefs!
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daily Dick, purely ornamental
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daily Dick - everything in its place
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Daily Dick, dripping
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Daily Dick, pre-shower
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Daily Dick - with upgrades
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was afraid of as a child: - Hornets - The dog waiting on the path to my grandmother’s house as well as the detour I took to avoid it - Most other dogs - That older kid who calmly told me he’d beat me up - Nuclear war - Nuclear plant meltdowns - The sun becoming a red giant - Piano recital
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daily Dick - easing into that ass plugged feeling
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daily Dick, suspended
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daily Dick, with balls wearing leather
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Daily Dick, as soft as these neoprene briefs
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Daily Dick - up late
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Concerning security issues with the new Recon
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Daily Dick, albeit rather as a side note in this scene with @jeremyrigger.bsky.social
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Daily Dick, with motion blur
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Daily Dick, hard because rope and whatever @jeremyrigger.bsky.social is doing to it
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Daily Dick, tied up in the woods with the meandering paths (by @jeremyrigger.bsky.social)
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Daily Dick - in what I’d call its natural habitat (handiwork of @zahlen.ca)
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Daily Dick, releasing on command
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Daily Dick, albeit from a distance. I guess that’s the end of summer around here. Was a decent one.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Daily Dick, back when it was attached to a more ripped body
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Daily Dick, somewhat shrivelled from length confinement in a rubber jockstrap.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Daily Dick, with a throwback to times when the PA was new to me
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Daily Dick, rather busy. And you can’t even see the built-in inflatable plug.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Daily Dick - bike trip mode
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Recent bike trip. Only leather and some rubber.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Daily Dick, with some drizzle
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just before playing with my favourite toy
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Daily Dick - with and without. #mcm
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Daily Dick - or a mere hint thereof
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Z A H L E N @zahlen.ca · 15/08/2026
Leave at sunrise. Wearing only a rubber harness, jockstrap & plug under motorcycle leathers, ride 400km to waypoint. you will get further instructions to the Dom’s home you’re being loaned to. Once there give Dom the phone & bike keys. See you Sunday night. Have fun! @zahlenboy.bsky.social loans.
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
. @zahlen.ca really likes these stickers on my ass
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ZAHLENboy @zahlenboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Daily Dick, denied
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