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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S

@zacmayakovsky.bsky.social
380 followers 429 following 307 posts

Educator, Global Citizen, Musician, Artist, Dyslexic, Seeker of Knowledge, Nerd, Father, Excellent Cook, Historian, Humorist

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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just dropped HULU and Disney plus. Show ABC that the support of authoritarian regimes is unacceptable. #boycottabc #jimmykimmel
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
With all the problems in the world I now have to question why parents have to protect their kids from vampires by using my local library as a sanctuary.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is my dog
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Personally, if I’m going to be beaten by police at a protest I want it done locally not by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Keep police beatings local.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Am I wrong in that when I see the Iranian mushroom cloud that Trump causes my first thought will be, “At least I don’t have to pay my student loans anymore.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I signed each of my student’s yearbooks this year with different Werner Herzog quotes then at the end I added “Have a great summer.” For example: The birds do not sing so much as they screech in misery. Have a great summer.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I love my Tesla so much that I wear a red armband with the Tesla logo everywhere I go. I took a 1939 mile trip on a single charge and with the financing offers I was happy with the Holocaust of my new Model Y.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thanks to the political climate I now believe in god…because I’m pretty sure I’m legally required.
whitehouse.gov
Establishment of The White House Faith Office
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I ran into one of my all time favorite former students today! I miss teaching in the city…sometimes.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The reason why Tech companies want to expand the H1B program isn’t because they need talent from abroad. It’s about bringing over indentured servants who must accept exploitation or face deportation.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mahogany Fetterman’s take on the United Healthcare CEO shooting is spoken like a man who gets all of his healthcare covered because he is a Congressman. I wish we all had that luxury.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
How much did your treatment cost with your congressional healthcare plan? Maybe you’d understand how us little people feel if you were made to suffer by the health insurance industry. We’ve begged the left for change and you’ve given us nothing.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The Kim Deal piece is coming along. #art #artSky #eduSku
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s the “There’s nothing we can do” meme. I can teach anything an our Napoleon and as long as I throw in a couple of times saying, “There’s nothing we can do” they will eat it up for hours. #EduSky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s the “There’s nothing we can do” meme. I can teach anything an our Napoleon and as long as I throw in a couple of times saying, “There’s nothing we can do” they will eat it up for hours.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Great read!
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This looks just like the Gateway Arch in my home city of St.Louis but if the Arch were rad.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don’t know about the rest of #EduSky but my students are all far more obsessed with learning every combination of windows hot keys than anything else in school. I say we invent a complex hot key that automatically tells them if an online source is reputable this entire issue is solved
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My bad. For some reason I thought The Spectres sang that song. I send you 1,000 apologies. I will say the band Weezer covered that song a few years ago. Really it’s Weezer that has it coming. Anyhow. Please accept my humble apology.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Not falling for this trick again!
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
According to MAGA abortion is legal until the age of 48. In this case I wish they weren’t just spreading misinformation.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
She dropped the worst mom bomb a mom can drop. “Not only am I mad at you, I’m disappointed.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m convinced they found cancer.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That band was literally from South Africa.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Your scam is weak. People were pulling this back in the 1930’s. Be creative with your scams please. People on X will probably fall for this though.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Future News Story: Larry Page found dead after his Tesla spontaneous exploded for unknown reasons.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
In today’s news, Larry Page found dead after his Tesla spontaneous exploded for unknown reason.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I get more of a “That fart felt lumpy” vibe from the photo.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
And MAGA is blind to.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I drank just enough water to be a straight man who’s really attracted to Rom Hardy.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Stickers are how we decorate car bumpers.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
There goes intimate b-hole play.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’ve started flipping off everyone I see in a Tesla. If my children are in the car, we all flip off the Tesla. Know that your driving ability was probably fine, it’s the Tesla.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you drive a Tesla I’m flipping you off, if my entire family is in the car we’re all flipping you off. Just know it’s the Tesla. Your driving was probably fine.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Anther struggling to shovel show this morning your video was uplifting.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just announced by Education Secretary Linda McMahon: All disputes between teachers and parents regarding IEP accommodations will be settled in a winner takes all steel cage match. #EudSky @neatoday.bsky.social #wwe #aew
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I keep reporting my me-ma on this and they give her a free pass every time.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you posted this on X a majority of the users would have asked where in Atlanta this picture was taken.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ok, you’ve guilted me. You get ONE heavy lift. The rest I’m phoning in.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Link!
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Make Uruk Great Again
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That is the exact look of a man who just realized that his fart felt lumpy.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wrong, you left out that we also want to turn everyone gay.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Words I never thought I’d say, “Hitler wore it better.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is the look on your face when you realize the fart felt lumpy.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Seems too forced…but I’m waiting for the opening. Rest assured.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Words I never thought I’d say, “Hitler wore it better”.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Music teacher, punk rocker, and all around human. But as I am a punk rocker, I refuse to say hi.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Followed! Thanks for the great starter pack.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That’s the look on your face when you realize the fart felt lumpy.
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