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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S

@zacmayakovsky.bsky.social
380 followers 429 following 307 posts

Educator, Global Citizen, Musician, Artist, Dyslexic, Seeker of Knowledge, Nerd, Father, Excellent Cook, Historian, Humorist

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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just dropped HULU and Disney plus. Show ABC that the support of authoritarian regimes is unacceptable. #boycottabc #jimmykimmel
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
With all the problems in the world I now have to question why parents have to protect their kids from vampires by using my local library as a sanctuary.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is my dog
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Personally, if I’m going to be beaten by police at a protest I want it done locally not by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Keep police beatings local.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Am I wrong in that when I see the Iranian mushroom cloud that Trump causes my first thought will be, “At least I don’t have to pay my student loans anymore.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I signed each of my student’s yearbooks this year with different Werner Herzog quotes then at the end I added “Have a great summer.” For example: The birds do not sing so much as they screech in misery. Have a great summer.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I love my Tesla so much that I wear a red armband with the Tesla logo everywhere I go. I took a 1939 mile trip on a single charge and with the financing offers I was happy with the Holocaust of my new Model Y.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thanks to the political climate I now believe in god…because I’m pretty sure I’m legally required.
whitehouse.gov
Establishment of The White House Faith Office
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I ran into one of my all time favorite former students today! I miss teaching in the city…sometimes.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The reason why Tech companies want to expand the H1B program isn’t because they need talent from abroad. It’s about bringing over indentured servants who must accept exploitation or face deportation.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Mahogany Fetterman’s take on the United Healthcare CEO shooting is spoken like a man who gets all of his healthcare covered because he is a Congressman. I wish we all had that luxury.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The Kim Deal piece is coming along. #art #artSky #eduSku
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s the “There’s nothing we can do” meme. I can teach anything an our Napoleon and as long as I throw in a couple of times saying, “There’s nothing we can do” they will eat it up for hours. #EduSky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This looks just like the Gateway Arch in my home city of St.Louis but if the Arch were rad.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don’t know about the rest of #EduSky but my students are all far more obsessed with learning every combination of windows hot keys than anything else in school. I say we invent a complex hot key that automatically tells them if an online source is reputable this entire issue is solved
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Future News Story: Larry Page found dead after his Tesla spontaneous exploded for unknown reasons.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’ve started flipping off everyone I see in a Tesla. If my children are in the car, we all flip off the Tesla. Know that your driving ability was probably fine, it’s the Tesla.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just announced by Education Secretary Linda McMahon: All disputes between teachers and parents regarding IEP accommodations will be settled in a winner takes all steel cage match. #EudSky @neatoday.bsky.social #wwe #aew
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Words I never thought I’d say, “Hitler wore it better.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is the look on your face when you realize the fart felt lumpy.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’ve had some rough mornings after taking on the notorious tyrant Sam Adams.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’ll just assume every family who purchased a PlayStation 5 today will immediately open it on Christmas morning and consume it at the dinner table piece by piece. #Gamers #gaming #PS5 #blackfriday #punkrock
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
In the last couple of school years my number one goal in the classroom has been impart upon my students to have an allegiance to the truth. Oh, and also teaching literature. #EduSky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Satan was also responsible for the fitted bedsheet.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Look at these numbers…wild.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Our family Thanksgiving was pretty civil. My left wing dad asked his MAGA sister when she would be moving her wall-mounted TV to replace it with a picture of her new beloved Führer. Also, he only made a Hitler mustache with his fingers and goose-stepped behind her back three or four times.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is my exact vibe as take one last sip of coffee before addressing a classroom behavior when I know I have an excellent barb in the chamber to unleash upon the unsuspecting (but deserving) offender. #EduSky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Democracy doesn’t work in a mental institution.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Each day I check my school email expecting an announcement from Linda McMahon announcing that all classroom seating will be replaced with foldable steel chairs. #EduSky #teachers
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So according to her logic I assume Rep. Luna also agrees that America should repay the 18 Billion Dollars given to the colonies by the French Monarchy during the American Revolution. With inflation that’s about $5,739,345,454,545 USD. And no, we never paid them back. #history #EduSky #war
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Anyone know where one can find a good service magician these days…asking for a friend.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Any other educators out there completely incapable of sleeping in past the the time you’re supposed to wake up for school, even on your break? #EduSky #teacherlife
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My band once made shirts with Chewbacca on them that read “Grab em’ by the Wookie” and we made a killing. #punk
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
How many blank tablets have been discovered from students who didn’t bother to attempt their math homework? #Edusky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Few people know the pain and pure chaos of the last minute, on the last day before Thanksgiving break, in your final class. As a middle school teacher, please pray to all existing gods for my broken soul. #EduSky
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For each piece of art that I’ve created (the ones I am truly proud of) there are hundreds of failures that never see the light of day. The art that worked was impossible without those failures. I love the idea in this post. Tech (AI) devalues the struggle of art and the beauty of failure.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I assume the 500 fee is what Matt Gaetz has to pay me for being forced to watch him?
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A great read and extremely topical in the age of AI.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
More importantly, Indiana Jones taught me how to dispatch of a goon who performs a bunch of impressive sword tricks.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m exploring some fantastic ideas in these accounts.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This brings to mind a Vonnegut quote, “ Books are sacred to free men for very good reasons, and that wars have been fought against nations which hate books and burn them.”
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m currently working on a piece about Frederick Douglas’s participation at Seneca Falls convention. We certainly need transformative leadership like his in these times.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Oddly enough, this art is a perfect representation of how I feel mentally while waking into the DMV.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A beautiful day to spend centering oneself in nature.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I believe at this very moment the Trump Administration is conducting rigorous vetting on PornHub to find the perfect candidate.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
America has become an ugly and disheartening place to reside. I am working to find a new place, a new country, a new home that better reflects my views. Until then, I take moments with my son to acknowledge the naturalism in America can still be very beautiful.
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Zac Mayakovsky Ed.S @zacmayakovsky.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m hearing BlueSky is like X but without all the MAGA nuts nonsense. I thought I’d give it a try!
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