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Zacktps

@zacktps.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.7K following 8.9K posts

36 years dead Bad puppies! We love you!

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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Horny Christmas, fappy holidays
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Horned beef and cabbitch
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing “I don’t wanna die”
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Monthly check in. Hello. Goodbye.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Watering my plants with bong water
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks
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Bub 🏳️‍🌈 🐈 @bubotomy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Imagine being a competent person.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
No
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Mr. Basketball Jones and me Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎶
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the “you wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says “you wouldn’t shit a post”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The struggle
Kuzko in emperor new groove

On the one hoof: praise kink
On the other: unable to accept a compliment
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Howdy Ho!
Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You’ll always be balls deep in my heart
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Me in a filter? Lol
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I miss making out
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m the apple who loves self loathing
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May
A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer I’ll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Idfc, I like corn syrup
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“Where’s the ‘nip?!”
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Well, fuck.
Another selfie of Zack with a filter to look like a woman in makeup
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My whereabouts are mysterious and important 😂
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?
Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Bring the hyphy movement back
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Can’t have a name like Zack and not know how to write a Z
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Oh, so just my normal handwriting then? 😅
Pinky sticky note with all caps block letters in blue ink that spell out, “hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe. -Zack (xxx) xxx-xxxx”
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Idk, have you seen peoples handwriting these days?
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Post an image you can hear
DNA Productions bumper with three eyed chimp that says, “hi, I’m Paul!”
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Trying to develop throat cancer, but apparently you gotta eat pussy for that, and I’m all out
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Volunteered to work a few extra hours today. I’m Monday maxing 🙃
Selfie of Zack standing in his office with a side cocked grin. He is wearing an olive green shirt.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Hell yeah! 🤘🏼
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
3A3 because that just seems like the most punk combo
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
No cap, your honor, it was sick af! You lowkey had to be there.
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Who I am on the severed floor, that’s the real me
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theaters
Still from Mars Attacks (1996) featuring Sarah Jessica Parker’s body with a chihuahua’s head
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This is my innie’s account
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It’s so confusing to get horny when I’m sad, like, am I into this? 😭
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 24/02/2025
the handjob is mysterious and important
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Omg I need to try that bread
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Perfect
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Looking forward to it :)
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
KotH
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Okay, goodnight
Zack with a toothy grin in a green tee shirt
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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Coldplay should write songs for the other primary colors too
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