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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For the record, just tinkled like a motherfucker. Felt good.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just bought a mint condition, classic 50's time machine, diesel powered. As soon as the price of fuel gets reasonable again, I'll go back and kill Baby Hitler.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This book tour is really going to be something.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@ratboysband.bsky.social Simply cannot be more charming and appealing and captivating. Please come to Grand Rapids, only because Traverse City, MI is probably too much of an ask. Though I bet in the right venue...

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That Karen Carpenter was a fantastic singer. There I said it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

St. Vincent Neko Case Fugazi B-52s Police REM Bjork Dweezil Zappa Cowboy Junkies Sugarcubes

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Finally finished watching the last season of Hacks. Pretty good, but I think it would have been even better if it had a few more executive producers.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'll be honest, don't care so much for the "little girl" singing style, but JFC I fucking love the Ratboys. That lady is just doing what she does, WE ALL WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026

Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-…

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Gas leak at Prairie Home Companion.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Times are tough. I was forced to buy an AL-MOSTO knife to continue work on my various projects, rather than an X-ACTO knife like I wanted.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A terrible electronic payment acceptance device used by a merchant is a POS POS.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This is just about the best thing I have ever tasted. This old soldier is fading fast, but thankfully the reinforcements have arrived. I got it at Costco in Traverse City, but you can also get it at: foodforthought.net/collections/...

A nearly empty jar of Michigan Cherry Salsa from Food For Thought in Traverse City, MI. Behind that jar are two unopened jars of the same product, as well as an unrelated spice rack shown in the background.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

TIL that hamsters ARE NOT little hams.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

The cover art from the album Clear Impetuous Morning by Jason and the Scorchers. The cover depicts members of the band sitting at a table with breakfast on it while a waitress uses a gas pump, inexplicably placed in the dining area, to pump gas into dishes on the table.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/07/2026

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-…

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

St. Vincent with the Interlochen Festival Orchestra

The singer/guitarist St. Vincent is pictured holding a microphone while performing in front of an orchestra in Interlochen, Michigan.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-encouraging-email…

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Tonight's Presidential address is so D.O.A. its sister's being named to the Senate.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I guess I'm old-fashioned, but I don't like hazardous air quality. Sure, the kids today are "into" it, but I prefer the old ways.

A screenshot from a phone documenting that the Traverse City metro area currently has an air quality ranking of 500, which is described as hazardous air quality.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Cartoons led me to believe that I would encounter hundreds of trap doors in my life. In reality, to date I've only seen dozens.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026

Serious Man Pleased With How Jowls Are Coming In

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

All people who are built like brick shithouses are rectangular, but not all rectangular people are built like brick shithouses.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

First date question: Moles or Voles?

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He's gone much too late. This should have happened years ago. #LindseyGraham

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Well, the world seems like a slightly better place today for some reason. #goodriddance

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wow that cougar Mary Ann lived to be 167 years old. Good for her.

An AI-generated ad for a headstone for a married couple. The wife, Mary Ann, is shown as being born on 5-8-1852, while the husband, Michael, was born on 6-12-1954. Mary Ann would have been 167 when she died on 9-21-2019.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Seems like the things that make people suck make them want to run for public office.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A regional road trip just completed with support from Google Maps. Road construction warnings: slightly useful supplemental information to complement my human eyes. Unplowed lane warnings on interstates in 90°F+ ambient temperatures: repeatedly snatched me away from the icy grip of death.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026

Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

@michiganadvance.com "When Detroit Tiger pitcher Jim Perry started in Cleveland on July 3, 1973 (53 years ago today), how was American League history made?" He started against his brother Gaylord in the first game where brothers faced each other as starting pitchers.

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Effingham, Ill., I'm sure it's a fine town, but in this day and age, could we PLEASE just abandon the pretense? Just call yourself Fuckingham and let us get back to our regularly scheduled programming. Look, I'm just saying what we're all thinking.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Consarun, an apprentice insurance consultant lemur, is the mascot for Aeon Insurance.

An orange lemur mascot with a pink bow tie walks through a crowded shopping mall.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterf…

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’
Vow Made To Hunt Down ‘Every Last One Of Those Shits’

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Zack Niceman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Home Project: a well-understood sequence of interrelated steps that collectively take 20X longer to complete than it should.

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