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Zach Schiffman

@zachschiffman.me
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5'5 but everyone says I seem 5'8 also a comedian and also social at nymag

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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/07/2025
Sorry what the fuck is Nate Silver on thinking that everyone who works at a late night show makes $250k a year. I made basically minimum wage half my time working in late night and i can assure you that has not changed for a majority of late night show staffs
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 07/06/2025
Happy final choir concert of the year to all who celebrate
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 05/05/2025
NEW EPISODE NOW... THE MOST PHYSICALLY CHALLENGING EPISODE OF OUT OF BREATH TO DATE.... AND LIKELY MOST CHALLENGING FOR THE LISTENER AS WELL... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/04/2025
ON 4/18 7:30 PM AT THE BELL HOUSE YOU CAN WATCH A COLLOSAL LIST OF BROOKLYN COMEDIANS DELIVER RAPID-FIRE APOLOGIES HOSTED BY ME AND RACHEL COSTER
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/04/2025
IF U EVER WANTED TO SEE THESE COMEDIANS APOLOGIZE... I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU THIS FRIDAY...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 25/03/2025
Local genius @ellayurman.bsky.social joins for the second longest episode of Out of Breath to date.... we had too much fun on this..... two people who maybe did not finish the reading brazenly deciding to dive in regardless LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/03/2025
I do political impressions
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Looking like she's on her highest tiptoes shining just for you
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 07/02/2025
Found these amazing drawings in my childhood bedroom
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 06/02/2025
Don't be like Karla Sofia Gascon, support @nymagunion.bsky.social and sign our reader pledge nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/02/2025
This picture is offensive to Cynthia Erivo because it recreates the original wicked poster
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 30/01/2025
97% of @NYMagUnion members just signed a pledge to walk out of work if we don’t get a fair contract from Vox Media!!! If you love @nymag.com and the work we do, sign our solidarity pledge to support us in the event of a walkout: nymagunion.org/reader-pledge
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 24/01/2025
Obsessed with the karaoke woman at montero posting this
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/01/2025
And here’s what tragically happened next
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/01/2025
Fuck it here’s sip sip surprise on bluesky
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/01/2025
We are getting extremely close to the best day of the year.... tickets are going extremely fast so you better get one now: publictheater.org/productions/...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/01/2025
NEW EP OF OUT OF BREATH WITH ZACH WHERE THE MERITS OF THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE DISCUSSED AT LENGTH LISTEN NOW: open.spotify.com/episode/7shW...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 18/01/2025
Is it just me or does Kathy Hochul look like she could be MrBeast’s mom
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 16/01/2025
Honestly I thought Biden's farewell address was really compelling
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 15/01/2025
Absolutely insane that the ceasefire will go into effect at the same time as the TikTok ban
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 24/12/2024
The first time i came to New York City the only thing I wanted to do (other than see in the heights) was go to Apple Fifth Avenue and I took 1000 pictures of it
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 20/12/2024
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 12/12/2024
Same vibe honestly
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/12/2024
This is my hot take about schools
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 02/12/2024
Kareem Rahma refused to meaningfully shit talk celebs with me on this episode but we discuss the joys of fatherhood, whether or not Paul Mescal is dirty now, skincare, Windsor Terrace culture, and more... LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 28/11/2024
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! MY GIFT TO U IS A BEAUTIFUL SECOND EPISODE THIS WEEK WITH THE ONE AND ONLY VERONIKA SLOWIKOWSKA!!!! Listen as a warmup for Thanksgiving dinner 🦃🏃 open.spotify.com/episode/09ke...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 23/11/2024
ABOUT TO EAT THE SHIZ UNIVERSITY CHICKEN WRAP… WHAT I’VE WAITED FOR SINCE…. SINCE BIRTH!!!!
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 22/11/2024
Something has changed within my slack status
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 22/11/2024
My boyfriend to me when i complain about the same thing 10 days in a row
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 19/11/2024
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 18/11/2024
Going to antagonize the audience at union hall on 12/14 for an hour please come
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 18/11/2024
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