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@maggieolmsted.bsky.social
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freelance writer/comedian/friend

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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
leaving an american flag on the moon was pretty guache, no?
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 20/12/2024
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
difficult to dispute charges at dermatologist’s office when staff knows intimately of my scalp problem
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
hour 7 of an 8 hour flight, no calzone yet
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
no hook on the back of the bathroom door is barbarous
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i would’ve pardoned my son. i would pardon a lot of people tbh. that’s just what i’m like i guess
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
guy in front of me on my flight is leaned so far back in his seat that i cannot open my laptop
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
life recently
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
airdropping this to my dad at the dinner table
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
she’s being mercurial!😧 run!!
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
trying to do my thing on this app amid gen xers earnestly sharing book recommendations
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this app feels empty without one million bots talking to each other and liking things and creating a false economy of engagement
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
take it back
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
yesterday a client asked me to translate an asset into chinese and japanese and i said i didn’t know chinese or japanese and she was like “i know”
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
receiving a slack message
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
taking on new social media account in hopes of gaining internet notoriety while continuing to lack the mental discipline to respond to texts
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
appears to be many literary agents and publishing professionals on this app
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
app feed is deeply unfunny, that’s no problem
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maggie @maggieolmsted.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
joining this app after having failed to give a shit about threads
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