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Zach Schiffman

@zachschiffman.me
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5'5 but everyone says I seem 5'8 also a comedian and also social at nymag

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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/07/2025
Sorry what the fuck is Nate Silver on thinking that everyone who works at a late night show makes $250k a year. I made basically minimum wage half my time working in late night and i can assure you that has not changed for a majority of late night show staffs
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/07/2025
Not the main issue here at all but completely puzzling choice to not use background music
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Andrew Lloyd Webber walks like Joe Biden
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Well thank god we didnt have to see Jamie Lloyd give a speech looking like that
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
The Hamilton cast is all wearing black because the real Alexander Hamilton is dead
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
#FreeBrianStokesMitchellFromThatLittleRoom
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
If you told me even one year ago that I would cry seeing Sadie Sink onstage at the Tony Awards I would've lagughed in your face but now i am crying seeing sadie sink talk about john proctor at the tony awards
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Bette Midler notably missing from this Tony performance with David Hyde Pierce
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Nicole Scherzinger's gets an unfair advantage for her Tonys performance she's used to singing to cameras 8 times a week
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Jonathan Groff should play Justin Timberlake in a sexyback bio musical
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Why did they put Brian Stokes Mitchell in a booth he should be on stage
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Would've been an amazing gag if Megan did the dance break herself just for the tonys
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
I always forget that Sarah Snook sounds like she came to this place for magic
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
So it turns out you don't have to be a funny awards show host if you have the most incredible voice on the planet
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
So I guess the time honored post-covid tradition of an extremely earnest Tonys opening number about how awesome theater is is alive and well
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Cynthia Erivo looking like Annie I think I'm gonna like it here
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 09/06/2025
Extremely rude that the people accepting the award on behalf of the MUNY didn't acknowledge artists in residence Taylor Louderman and Patti Murin
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 07/06/2025
Happy final choir concert of the year to all who celebrate
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 08/05/2025
Last episode of Ad World is live with Richard Kind playing my dad 🫃 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvQA...
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What Does Our Company Actually Do? | Ad World Finale | Stapleview
YouTube video by Stapleview
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 05/05/2025
NEW EPISODE NOW... THE MOST PHYSICALLY CHALLENGING EPISODE OF OUT OF BREATH TO DATE.... AND LIKELY MOST CHALLENGING FOR THE LISTENER AS WELL... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 05/05/2025
The West Village has transformed into a fabulous theme park for young women of some privilege to live out their 'Sex and the City' fantasies, posting and spending their mid-20s away. Read @brockcolyar.bsky.social's cover story on the West Village Girl: www.thecut.com/article/nyc-...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 01/05/2025
Michelle Williams snubbed for Strangest Performance in A Musical Ever
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/04/2025
The pope hated Hillbilly elegy that much
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 17/04/2025
Not to be Scrooge but they are having too much fun on Up First recently
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/04/2025
IF U EVER WANTED TO SEE THESE COMEDIANS APOLOGIZE... I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU THIS FRIDAY...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 07/04/2025
The biggest casualty of tonight was not anyone on white lotus but Nick Jonas
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 02/04/2025
So the left picture is Emrata
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 31/03/2025
God's country is a world where I have no idea who Morgan Wallen is
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 25/03/2025
Local genius @ellayurman.bsky.social joins for the second longest episode of Out of Breath to date.... we had too much fun on this..... two people who maybe did not finish the reading brazenly deciding to dive in regardless LISTEN HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 22/03/2025
Semi annual reminder that the connector is legit one of Jason Robert brown’s best scores of all time this has no relation to Nick Jonas butchering his #1 best score tho
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 21/03/2025
All these doctors posting about how they “matched” like so what? I’m “gay”
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 20/03/2025
It’s honestly perverted that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 17/03/2025
“This is going to ruin the tour” “What tour?” “The book tour”
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 14/03/2025
I do political impressions
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 13/03/2025
When guys wear a shirt buttoned to the top with no tie it’s like are you trying to be Kurt from glee
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 12/03/2025
Gavin Newsom needs to have Laura Osnes on his podcast next
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 11/03/2025
Mahmoud Khalil should be at home with his pregnant wife. Instead, he's been illegally abducted & had his constitutional right to free speech & due process stripped. We're demanding his immediate release and we cannot allow this abuse of power to go unchecked. #FreeMahmoudKhalil
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Gal Gadot kinda like evil dula peep
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Congratulations to Wicked on your Oscar for the underwater roaring 20s themed igloo Ozdust ballroom set
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Mommy is what Zoe Saldaña called Karla Sofia Gascon on set how sweet
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
They should do the Oscars at the sphere
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Margaret Qualley currently being the real life impersonation of the dancing woman emoji
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Looking like she's on her highest tiptoes shining just for you
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
June Squibb will be the next james bond
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
We all need to take a moment remember when we thought the Wicked movie would never be made or come out and now it has won an academy award. I can admit when I’m wrong…
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Goldie Hawn looking like she that me espresso
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 03/03/2025
Brandi Carlisle abandoned every responsibility and relationship in her life at this point to attend every single awards show ever
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 25/02/2025
I am haunted every single day by my 2021 decision to purchase a Big Bud Press jumpsuit that I wore one time and never again
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Zach Schiffman @zachschiffman.me · 20/02/2025
Ok Bieber
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