𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They hate us cuz they ain’t us @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social 8350
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐Old Turty Bastard @bwhiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dogs for dinner 🌭🌭🌭 2635214
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am dating a fantastic(understatement) big tiddie goth girl and Seth isn’t even here to fucking hear about it. I fucking hate Nazi America 7290
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Abolish Greek Life 5665
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐Gumbo Gary @phastenough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jam band fans are softer then Cottonelle® 2272
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Who the fuck is Johnny Blue Skies? 9420
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Things got a little hot and heavy last night 4220
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dildo Baggins is currently grounded because he was over at his friend Tucker’s house hanging in the garage and decided to start some shit with Tucker and pissed himself 9231
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I pretend I’m ok but deep down I wanna leave work early and go fishing and eat hot dogs and get some gigantic nattys in my face choking my air supply out 3210
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@peteforgets.bsky.social have a fucking great day today buddy 🍆 120
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey if a broad picks some flowers for you from their flower garden that means good, right? 4250
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I found this old photograph of Sully from his college days in 1971 6360
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Get in losers, it’s soup szn(szn of plzn) 3211
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sturgill Simpson gives out free tickets to veterans and I love him even more now 2281
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m currently working 275 miles from home today at the Canadian border… and our inspector for the day is quite literally my next door neighbor Jim 5360
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sully is what happens when your Birkenstocks give you an entirely new persona 4141
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐👻HotBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSki👻 @hotsoupski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 4132
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Absolutely slutty kitchen activities 9380
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sturgeon- 2 Zach- 0 Sunrise was nice today 2331
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Idk who needs to hear this but don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools you fucking idiot 2220
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐Dinner in Alaska 🏴☠️ 🫎 @dinnerinalaska.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Big Buddy & Little Buddy 814022
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is NOT what you expect to find in a Porto-John parked in a be middle of nowhere on a country road 15462
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Shove a pumpkin up my ass because it’s time to get us into a really slutty fall season(the best season don’t listen to Ginny) 10420
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It’s been 167 days since any jam band fired their drummer 0260
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If my math is right, these brachiosaurus bois I made come in around 50mg each 👀 19700
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Born with underdeveloped lungs Lightning struck a tree and a 20’ trunk landed at my feet Cocaine + pills Car Crash(two lost) Cocaine + pills 13,800v transformer feed blowing up next to me Lead Poisoning 277v lighting circuit with 20amps behind it Survived an oil refinery explosion Myself 8320
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Anywho, I’m going back on antidepressants so you’re fucking welcome 080
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Did I catch anything last night? No. Did the kids catch a solid 7 each? Yes. 1280
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Real growth and maturity is admitting you can’t take 7 grams of mushrooms like you used to 6591
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026While you losers were working all day, I got stoned and wandered around a parking lot and found more cool rocks. Stick that in your 401k nerd 7400
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And I’d be happy, just to watch you age 🐠 12341
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Come on guys, who among us hasn’t quit a job and then got a little racist online and then had to walk it back and make it look like we’re not racist with a few sentences and delete our social media 9620
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026@bobbby.online hope you packed your spaghetti queen 030
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Going to start a punk band called Sully and the Tryhards 7241
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐Ms.DarthMikesHair @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social · 09/07/2026For the #haters that can’t handle me being a #hotgirl 9443
