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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 1h
My friends and I found an unconscious guy one night in college after a night of drinking. And you know what we did instead of rape him? We called 911, we considered doing CPR, we made sure he was okay, and we even zipped his pants up for him.
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 2h
I always laugh when my colleagues complain about our faculty meetings because I still had time to run 3 errands and be home an hour before I normally am on Wednesdays lmao Dept meetings are a different story
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 5h
FRT I’ve been done with Bryce for years
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one really expected us to beat Atlanta right?
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not fall for the skinny epidemic and I will be lifting weights until the day that I die because I want to make sure I always have the ability to crush any small-dick man that ever crosses my path.
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today a swimmer told me my outfit looks like a Pinterest board and I told her that was the best compliment I’ve ever gotten!!
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abolish Greek Life
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank god AJ Brown gets to play with a real QB this season 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tush push boy at it again 🙄🙄🙄
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit I just made this French onion chicken noodle soup and it’s delicious
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This actually might be more insulating than the Sydney Sweeney ad
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sydney Sweeney ✨sports✨ ad is truly the worst, most insulting, un-sensual thing I’ve ever watched
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIRST RUN IN 19 INNINGS!!!! A FUCKING MIRACLE
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PSU lost in a horrific manner and now they’re playing John Mayer at Beaver Stadium. Idk that seems like someone’s 13 reason
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨Phillies season is over🚨
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I asked my kids about Dolly today and a bunch of them knew she “could have been a millionaire but she wasn’t because donated so much money” and that she donated lots of books 🥹
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I first heard Ms Taylor Alison Swift Kelce sing “my baby likes what he likes” I said 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 SORRY
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talking to my co-coach about how I’m not going to PSU and staying home this weekend and she goes “sometimes it’s nice to be home alone, you can watch whatever you want, you can have cheese for dinner” I was like YOU GET IT
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mt Joy has been absolutely crushing their cover game
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks for spreading it round my way @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social
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Lou @loustella.com · 20/09/2026
It's that time of year again #GoBirds
A chart of the Eagles fan experience over the course of a game day. It begins with "Oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play", followed by a large section called "I'm going to kill myself" followed by an end section of "nice we won"
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HOLY SHIT I HATE THE EAGLES SO MUXH
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eagles are playing like complete ASS on both sides of the ball 🤢🤢🤢
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the teachers who are super positive and peppy about their jobs didn’t deal with a fight on the 7th day of the school year lmao
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom needing help with the tip from a high school student in the CITY I TEACH IN like he’s trying to embarrass me 🤣🤣🤣
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom and I sat down at the local Italian place and didn’t even have to open the menus because that’s how good the chicken parm is
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I came in at noon today which is 10 minutes into 5th period so my sub was in my room and told me I was so organized and thanked me. I was like that means so much because I do not feel organized at all 🤣😭
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FootiusMaximus @footiusmaximus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is special shit. God Bless the Weirwolf!!
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SteelyTom @steelytom1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday vibes 💚
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy football season!! At least we can all agree upon something
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sara Bareilles was SO GOOD 😍
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning and goooooooo birds dh
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sara Bareilles show was a bucket list for me and she was amazing!! Probably the best vocalist I’ll ever see live 😭😭😭
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Once again “scammed” out of tickets but ended up with better tickets lmao I love karma
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wonder if Hilary Duff every thinks of me
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Billy’s Halloween theme should be “I like train songs” and he plays only train songs and we all dress up like trains and conductors
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having to cook yourself dinner after an 11 hour day should be illegal
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Arthur Juan Brown appreciation post. Get well soon brother, the Pats need your sorry ass back on the field 💚🦅
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my students is new to the school from SANTA FE NM!!! he’s already one of my favorites, so sweet! I was so excited to tell him one of my friends lives in Santa Fe 🤣🤣🩷 @zzbenz.bsky.social
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quotes from the first day of school: “My sister is pushing 20 and listens to rock music” (derogatory) “Are you 40?” “No she looks closer to 20” I mentioned my hobbies include golf and a kid whips around and says “what’s your handicap??” “Based on your music taste you’d probably like my moms band”
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fantasy football is hard because I can’t draft any Cowboys, Giants, or anyone who has domestic violence charges
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Per our newest contract we are required to complete some online training prior to the start of the school year. And as someone who only opened my email once or twice over break, it’s full of threatening reminders of the due date and I’m so tempted to wait until the absolute last second 🙂
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This was pretty fun and athletic of me!!
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make america cunt again @zzbenz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I AM AN ATHLETE - @halleycomet3.bsky.social
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m trying to decide if I threw my back out during to Terrapin and the youngins come by dancing like they have 900 joints
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently Cats Down Under The Stars is the bathroom song for this crowd tonight
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We just came to the realization that Grahame Lesh is our most commonly seen artist this year 😂
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
After a summer of not moving my body nearly as much as I would have liked, this week I lifted twice, walked/jogged 5 miles(excluding golf) and swam 8,000 yds. And I am very excited to get back into my routine
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I gotta say the altitude at Dicks never affected me while I was there, in fact I felt better than my baseline lmao
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Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think I’ve developed plantar fasciitis :( is there any hope for me???
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