Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 1hMy friends and I found an unconscious guy one night in college after a night of drinking. And you know what we did instead of rape him? We called 911, we considered doing CPR, we made sure he was okay, and we even zipped his pants up for him. 0110
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 2hI always laugh when my colleagues complain about our faculty meetings because I still had time to run 3 errands and be home an hour before I normally am on Wednesdays lmao Dept meetings are a different story 010
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will not fall for the skinny epidemic and I will be lifting weights until the day that I die because I want to make sure I always have the ability to crush any small-dick man that ever crosses my path. 5361
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today a swimmer told me my outfit looks like a Pinterest board and I told her that was the best compliment I’ve ever gotten!! 040
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank god AJ Brown gets to play with a real QB this season 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 140
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Holy shit I just made this French onion chicken noodle soup and it’s delicious 5370
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This actually might be more insulating than the Sydney Sweeney ad 040
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Sydney Sweeney ✨sports✨ ad is truly the worst, most insulting, un-sensual thing I’ve ever watched 140
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026PSU lost in a horrific manner and now they’re playing John Mayer at Beaver Stadium. Idk that seems like someone’s 13 reason 010
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I asked my kids about Dolly today and a bunch of them knew she “could have been a millionaire but she wasn’t because donated so much money” and that she donated lots of books 🥹 2180
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I first heard Ms Taylor Alison Swift Kelce sing “my baby likes what he likes” I said 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 SORRY 000
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Talking to my co-coach about how I’m not going to PSU and staying home this weekend and she goes “sometimes it’s nice to be home alone, you can watch whatever you want, you can have cheese for dinner” I was like YOU GET IT 070
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thanks for spreading it round my way @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social 3221
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Eagles are playing like complete ASS on both sides of the ball 🤢🤢🤢 3110
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the teachers who are super positive and peppy about their jobs didn’t deal with a fight on the 7th day of the school year lmao 4220
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tom needing help with the tip from a high school student in the CITY I TEACH IN like he’s trying to embarrass me 🤣🤣🤣 180
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tom and I sat down at the local Italian place and didn’t even have to open the menus because that’s how good the chicken parm is 3330
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I came in at noon today which is 10 minutes into 5th period so my sub was in my room and told me I was so organized and thanked me. I was like that means so much because I do not feel organized at all 🤣😭 070
Reposted by StepFootiusMaximus @footiusmaximus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is special shit. God Bless the Weirwolf!! 3492
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy football season!! At least we can all agree upon something 7960
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sara Bareilles show was a bucket list for me and she was amazing!! Probably the best vocalist I’ll ever see live 😭😭😭 0150
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Once again “scammed” out of tickets but ended up with better tickets lmao I love karma 1110
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think Billy’s Halloween theme should be “I like train songs” and he plays only train songs and we all dress up like trains and conductors 10440
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Having to cook yourself dinner after an 11 hour day should be illegal 9422
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Arthur Juan Brown appreciation post. Get well soon brother, the Pats need your sorry ass back on the field 💚🦅 140
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of my students is new to the school from SANTA FE NM!!! he’s already one of my favorites, so sweet! I was so excited to tell him one of my friends lives in Santa Fe 🤣🤣🩷 @zzbenz.bsky.social 1170
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Quotes from the first day of school: “My sister is pushing 20 and listens to rock music” (derogatory) “Are you 40?” “No she looks closer to 20” I mentioned my hobbies include golf and a kid whips around and says “what’s your handicap??” “Based on your music taste you’d probably like my moms band” 2200
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Fantasy football is hard because I can’t draft any Cowboys, Giants, or anyone who has domestic violence charges 13341
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Per our newest contract we are required to complete some online training prior to the start of the school year. And as someone who only opened my email once or twice over break, it’s full of threatening reminders of the due date and I’m so tempted to wait until the absolute last second 🙂 10360
Reposted by Stepmake america cunt again @zzbenz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I AM AN ATHLETE - @halleycomet3.bsky.social 2121
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m trying to decide if I threw my back out during to Terrapin and the youngins come by dancing like they have 900 joints 120
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently Cats Down Under The Stars is the bathroom song for this crowd tonight 140
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We just came to the realization that Grahame Lesh is our most commonly seen artist this year 😂 130
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026After a summer of not moving my body nearly as much as I would have liked, this week I lifted twice, walked/jogged 5 miles(excluding golf) and swam 8,000 yds. And I am very excited to get back into my routine 3240
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I gotta say the altitude at Dicks never affected me while I was there, in fact I felt better than my baseline lmao 4160
Step @halleycomet3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I think I’ve developed plantar fasciitis :( is there any hope for me??? 14130