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I think Sam Smith is the clear number 1 most goat’d artist to sing along with in your car so you can pretend you’re a good singer

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It should be illegal to reply to a post of someone you don’t even have any mutuals with

ALT: Man's Disgusted Reaction

Man's Disgusted Reaction

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Last week I thought to myself, “I haven’t been to Daylight in a while” and now I’ve been three times since 😅🍩

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Decided on my way to work that my number one goal for the upcoming ski season is to find someone who can show me how to get to the smoke shack at Copper that’s out of bounds in lynx territory. I’ve heard it’s a multi level smoke shack

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It’s always strange when I see a random person in the grocery store who I don’t really know but I know what they get at the liquor store, and I haven’t worked there for almost 4 years

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Cold Weather Beer SZN is rapidly approaching 🧘🏼‍♀️

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Gravity bong hits 😶‍🌫️

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Girlfriends are dope bc they can talk you out of spending $75 at Target on a dope Nuggets cardigan

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Gas went up 30 cents in Summit since I filled up on Saturday 🤬🔪

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It’s finally cold enough that I can really start **dressin’ 😌💅🏼 **wearing the hoodie/vest combo

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It would be so sick if Saquon got -5 points tonight 🙏🏼

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We tried our hand at some peach jam today. One of them is spicy peach jam. I’m not sure what I messed up, but the dimples on the jar lids aren’t compressing ☹️

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I can’t fathom how fucking cool it would be to win a talent show in fourth grade singing a Pearl Jam song, and then getting to sing the same song alongside them 🤯 #bmfs

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Just told my girlfriend, “I have so much food in my butthole right now” and she did not like that one bit 😔

Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!

ALT: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!

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Getting shamed by the news this morning 😔☝🏼 (I went to bed at halftime last night)

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Ate so much food yesterday that I’ve already pooped twice and it’s not even 7:30am 🧘🏼‍♀️

Lisa ✨⭕ ◡̈ @isleschick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kirby Devours Food

ALT: Kirby Devours Food

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Wow catching up with last night! First ..What’s Going Through Your Mind, John Mayer and Trey Anastasio at Crossroads ATX 2026 😮

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What’s Going Through Your Mind, John Mayer and Trey Anastasio at Crossroads ATX 2026

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Phish Phashion @phishphashion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Trey tells that joke he knows he shouldn’t. 9/27/26, Austin, TX #treyanastasio #johnmayer

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“A doink in Denver” is a very funny line 🤭

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Our friend was given the Playboy of her birthday month today and we found this ad with OJ Simpson 🔪 (also, there was SOOOO much bush in 1982)

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The guacamole I just made might be my best work yet 🤌🏼🥑

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lol it was just 3 political adds in a row to kick off the Ravens Cowboys game

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Can’t give Geno that much time 😤🛩️🏈

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Need a stop and a score 🙏🏼🛩️🏈

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Seeing you’re at 17% win percentage this early in the NFL weekend really is a buzz kill 😞

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6 out of the 8 fantasy players on my team are in the 11:00 games this week 😬🏈

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My girlfriend just asked if Adam Schefter is a Phish fan and thought she’s seen him on tv with concert posters behind him. I said I can’t imagine that, but is this true?

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My lil sweetie made biscuits and gravy. Ready for nice, lazy football Sunday 🧘🏼‍♀️🙏🏼🏈

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The cursing from Rex Ryan on NFL Countdown feels incredibly corny and forced 😑 The PatMcafeeication of ESPN 🤢

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I don’t know that I’m dedicated enough for it, but I think it would be fun to have a Billy Murder Fucking Strings tracker account to see how many people he sings about murdering at each show. Pretty sure it’s 4 or 5 people every time they play Psycho 🔪🩸💀

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We’re watching our neighbor’s dogs, and Daisy just got me right in my hurt ribs when she jumped on the couch to play with me. Might be the most painful thing I’ve experienced in recent memory 😓

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Just saw that Yonder and Pixie and the Partygrass Boys are playing at Cervantes in January 👀🤘🏼

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Just found out that both Johnny Knoxville and I were voted Biggest Flirt our senior years of high school 😌💅🏼

Millhouse's Flirty Eyebrow Raise

ALT: Millhouse's Flirty Eyebrow Raise

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Tried the Twix Cookies & Creme and I’d like to report that they’re very good

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I’m never one to toot my own horn, but many people are saying that I’m the best beer stacker this side of the Mississippi 🤠🍺

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open.spotify.com/track/3PBC86...

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Fucked up and forgot it’s Octoberfest in Breck this weekend. I had 5 cases on display and a full shelf of Sam Adams Octoberfest when I ordered on Wednesday, and there’s only two six packs left on the shelf 😔☝🏼

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