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Zach Retox

@zachretox.bsky.social
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He/Him (Semi) retired DJ Sticker consultant Music (black metal, death metal, punk, drum n bass, Charli XCX) Bikes (fixed gear track) Lives/works in San Francisco

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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Be cool and own this like me
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me as I read the first paragraph:
static.klipy.com
I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
Alt: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#metalsky, for fans of cosmic horror, this is your shit
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Saturday! Yes I’m a total poser for buying a Minor Threat crew neck from Insta targeted advertising. They got me!
Basic white poser man
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been waiting for this one… another band I love with a new singer… LFG
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Forgot to post this, but here is my haul from Amoeba last week
Sonic youth, no cure
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah we know
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
While I wait for my Onward vinyl from @lammoth.bsky.social, I have this print of Bill to tide me over! #metalsky
Basic white guy holding a print of Bill the pony
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In 2001 I was studying abroad in France and we had to take a pledge to only speak French and on that day our American teacher came running up after classes blubbering about “les avions… le centre mondial de commerce…” and I yelled “shut the fuck up and tell us in English” That’s my 9/11 memory
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The funniest and most telling thing is that GOP is now like “yeah we love this guy”
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As a fixed gear riding San Francisco hipster, I need to know how many cans this is… if I were to guess, I drink 40K of PBR day drinking at Kilowatt
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Black metal is hilarious
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two things can be true: Fuck ICE and lol, lmao even
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Worth every penny getting this into my hands! #metalsky
Blood Abscission I vinyl
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Same, any band with at least one album I like and would play today. Look at this loser ass loser!
Ultimate loser music bingo
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I didn’t know either!
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m so sorry, enough of fucking Jimothy
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I had pretty sophisticated taste for an 11 year old
U2 achtung babyGenesis we can’t dance  Phil Collins but seriously
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LMAO 5 days ago most people were assuming “travel with Natalie” was some obscure euphemism
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone duck and cover! In coming Waymo discourse!
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Also, I want to be clear, there are trans athletes, and I don’t want to diminish their respective contributions
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Name one transgender athlete
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Losing a war with Iran and just wanting to sleep through my meetings is pretty relatable TBH
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok I’m ready to talk about the Pony album. I feel like @lammoth.bsky.social made this in a lab to specifically hit all my pleasure centers lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onward
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com
Onward, by Lammoth
9 track album
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Outside Lands Friday recap: Wet Leg: Pretty good! Need to see them headline in a smaller venue Geese: What the actual fuck was this shit… not music… audible diarrhea… no amount of drugs could help Turnstile: killed it… turned Golden Gate Park into a mosh pit Charli XCX: She’s the truth.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Get your face melted (complimentary)
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MOTH | Alex @loachy16.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Folks we need your help! We've got some big plans for album 2 (Which we're already working on!!) and we need a little more coin in the treasury. if you can't buy today, shares are always hugely appreciated!! 👇 eveale.bandcamp.com #Metalsky #BlackMetal #promosky #BandcampFriday
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For albums that came out when I was 20 that I actually listened to when I was 20; at the time I was living abroad and basically only listening to dnb/jungle mixes… however, after some thought I remember a few gems that still speak to my impeccable taste
Soilwork natural born chaosGhostface bulletproof wallets Dieselboy Project HumanChemical Brothers Come with Us
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh my god. Oh my god
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“The Star” was my 2024 AOTY; very excited for Friday
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
God I love shit like this
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh I got a good one
Astralborne Across the Aeons
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
KORBANMYMAN is my new DJ alias
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The last week of #metalsky expressed through texts with @michaelboulerice.com
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ok Walg VI, you finally got to me, you fucking slap
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just listened to the HP themed black metal and… Lmao no I didn’t! fuck that!
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I like Death Metal that sounds like this
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watching the finale to the Cape Fear series and hopefully this is the one where he steps on a rake
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Lmao
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Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This dude like, “you can’t have a Big Mac because it’s ultra processed chemicals; you have to eat raw organic meat directly from raccoon carcass, but these other chemicals are okay”
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