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27 he/him bigots/nazis get outta here minors too in case i say the fuck word game dev, artist, writer, TTRPG doer, creative person i'm just here, dude. go do stuff with your life. here's a link to some stuff i made zachnar.itch.io

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Rain, Future Roadkill @redlikerain.bsky.social · 23h
oh my god!!! there’s so much day in one day!
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
after any given period of full time work it is natural for me to drop off the face of the planet for weeks at a time. perfectly normal and fine.
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uhhhhh🐁 @sleepygills.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
live from the pupkin patch
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oaky🐈‍⬛💚💙🖤🤍 @oakymeow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
puzzles be like i come in piece
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Clover 🍉 Comms open @castellapixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An edited email from the President in Pikmin 2, reading "the sjws have taken everything from me. my dignity. my happiness. and they blog about leafs".
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just fucking embarassing
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 17/03/2026
yall cannot understand the amount of restraint i needed to not cut to a side angle lmao 🫣
bunlith bending over and yelling at a tiny V with her back arched and her butt out
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pleasant mushroom knight knight 17/99
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
skeletons are the one thing that unites us all, which is why I let the skeletons in my game express themselves by wearing jorts
a screenshot of a very handsome skeleton wearing jorts while holding a sword.  the skeleton has glowing red eye and nose holes and is in the middle of a walk cycle in blender
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i fucking love ttrpgs
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely wild to me that people will be like "oh, you're on a vibe coded website, so you have to accept all vibe coding now"
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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nik 🕸️🕷️ @madarauchihas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MAKE THE SHITTY FUCKING ART WITH YOUR OWN HANDS COWARD 🗣️ /positive /i love “bad” art
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
made a platformer game for #DoYouWANNAJam2026, go check it out! zachnar.itch.io/lapse-jam-re...
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LAPSE by Matt Makes Stuff
A frantic endurance platformer about keeping The Orb under control. Made for Do You WANNA Jam 2026
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grady on the web @adventfuturist.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I remembered it being worded differently but you pretty much had it nail on head
Tumblr post: the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

Reply: the point of art is to let other people know that the thing wrong with them is also wrong with you
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i dont play mtg fuck wizards of the coast this joke will only be funny to me
A meme image depicting the Magic: The Gathering cards "Boss Uramon, Shadow's Reach" and "Numai Outcast". A woman with a red blindfold and ornate white helmet standing behind Uramon is circled red and surrounded by text saying "Bro thinks she's part of the squad". A large arrow points to the card Numai Outcast, depicting a similar woman in a red blindfold and ornate white helmet. The Outcast's type line has been enlarged to emphasize that it is a Human Samurai, and its flavor text has been changed to read "BIG oof", a quote erroneously attributed to Sensei Golden-Tail. The words "Rogue" and "Ninja" have been circled in red everywhere they appear in Uramon's rules text. This emphasizes that Numai Outcast, who is a Samurai and not a Rogue or Ninja, does not benefit from Boss Uramon's abilities, and thus does not fit with the card's background characters. Smaller text below the meme reads "Take the blindfold off they ain't lettin you in", humorously implying that Numai Outcast cannot tell that she is in a group of Rogues and Ninjas, rather than Samurai, due to her blindfold. In the bottom right corner, more text reads "Also fuck WOTC, All my homies hate WOTC". This emphasizes disdain for the unethical business practices of Wizards of the Coast, the company that publishes Magic: The Gathering.
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
as soon as this dread so deep and ancient within me is gone it's fuckin over for yall
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Meat that may be a dog @firenocki.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
working on art with friends is cool and based actually
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EDDIE🪓 @bakasatsuou.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
corporate greed
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
made a submission for gmtk jam 2026. it kinda sucks bad except for the art and a couple of sound effects but hey i submitted!
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
gmtk game jam wednesday here we go crunching for four days straight
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
fell off bluesky for a while cause my computer started trying to get me to age-verify because my vpn spoofed me further into fascism land and i couldnt be assed to press two buttons om my phone and tbh that was actually a gift. may i continue to not press two buttons on my phone
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 05/07/2026
Dude!!! Look out!!!
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Huge news, i got really good ratings for Comfy Jam Summer 2026! Big thanks to everyone who played, rated, commented, there were so many adorable sassy little games i wish i had more energy to play the whole catalogue
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just played deltarune ch 5. i'm hitting toby fox with my bergentruck
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
what's up babes i made a fucking video game for comfy jam summer 2026!!! come check it out!!! it's playable in your browser!!!! #indiegame #indiedev #gamejam itch.io/jam/comfy-ja...
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DO N.O-T by Matt Makes Stuff for Comfy Jam: Summer🏖️
Do the opposite of what this puzzle-platformer tells you to. Made in two weeks for Cozy Jam Summer 2026!
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
picked up far far west because i saw you can punch a snake off of your face and yknow what. it's pretty great. good game/10. score one for the movement shooter girlies. rootin' toot said with the cadence of rock and stone.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
took some sick oversaturated pics of birds in the yard this morning
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
woke up bright and early for comfy jam! it's not for another 9 hours.
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
don't fucking buy wotc products
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 03/06/2026
gamedev problem: my placeholder asset is too perfect to replace
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'll be participating in #ComfyJam Summer starting tomorrow! Best of luck to everyone participating, you all got this!
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Rain, Future Roadkill @redlikerain.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hey there. me and my wife saw you from across the bar and. we really hate your vibe. we are going to kill you
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
first day back on game dev went great! making my wizard card game again. i can specify what the different characters want way more easily now. i could potentially make Dying a "request" with this system. Every living thing gets upset if it is at or below zero health points.
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Dropped off the face of the earth for a month or two for work and home complications:tm:, i'm now un-rested, my sleep schedule is in ruins, and it's time to get back into gear doing things i actually want to be doing
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
AI weirdos will spend a day asking a chatbot to do something and then tell the world they're an author. Hobby devs will work on a game for 2 years and when someone asks if they're a gamedev they swear that they're not.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Corporations want you to think they're raising prices because they have to. The truth is that they're also raising prices to the point where they now have the highest profit margins in history.
Graph showing the US profit margins jus hit a record high
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
dwarf fortress escapades: we successfully pumped magma out of the magma sea and didn't flood the fortress. also, a giant bronze golem wandered onto the map and climbed around in the trees for a bit. then he walked onto a pressure plate and a comically big cage dropped from the ceiling onto him.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
im cryin over this tweet tsunku made like “yayy we’re making a new rhythm heaven and its so good yayyyy” and just attaching himself giving a big ol thumbs up next to it like i can feel the joy in this post. im going to start posting myself giving a thumbs up whenever i do anything i like now
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
every single time they show off more stuff from this game it manages to be even prettier than everything else they've shown. i can't fucking wait.
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matt says: please answer my riddles three im desperate here @zachnar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
fuck
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Scotty B. Jordan @ College @scottlandmanor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
ive gone mad with power
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Jo @joantull.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Every one of these AI disclosures has a section saying "but we didn't use it for X" and all it does is expose what the developers view as lesser. It's just people telling on themselves.
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I forget what I was cooking in the drafts yesterday but clearly this is a genius at work
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