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There will never be a better moment to buy Mateer Heisman stock than right now brought to you by Draft Kings

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Made 64 air fryer wings. I think I crossed the cost savings vs level of effort threshold some time ago.

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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gunner Stockton with the ball.

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At the end of the third quarter Oklahoma is out-gaining Georgia 210-173 and losing 31-6.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Georgia has 31 points on 150 yards of total offense. This is a defensive stat.

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I don't think Mateer could have fumbled more perfectly in order to just hand the ball directly to Georgia this is a generational performance

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/09/2026

Mateer is what I imagine a baby giraffe who can throw would be like

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The ball slips out of John Mateer's hand as he throws and Georgia returns it 90 yards for a touchdown. 21-0 Georgia. Woof.

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He had two tight ends open in the end zone in the rollout and the result was 7 for Georgia

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t want to hear any more about Oklahoma’s defense

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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That 2 minute offense by Tennessee is some sort of workplace violation.

Beginning to place Heupel somewhere on the Malzahn-Franklin spectrum.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

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Arch needs a anklet that gives him a little jolt when he gets past the line of scrimmage.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026

Did you guys see that AI video of Arch Manning forgetting where the line of scrimmage was, twice in two quarters? [room of bluesky posters laughs hysterically]

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When are people in the sports world going to stand up and say “we would prefer the openly evil 28% approval rating president not attend our game in-person because it is a massive inconvenience for our in-person fans, a strain on local law enforcement, and harms the television product”

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump fucking up everything, including the ABC audio. I’m so tired of having to see, hear from, constantly consider the MFer. I just want to watch football and see Texas defeated.

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incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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@emilymoin.com is talking about the medical profession & AI adoption. Y’all should 100% read her thread in response to a NYT piece. I also want to say this is a tremendous point & one that applies to many domains. The “always on, always responsive” mode of business communication is overwhelming.

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This is current Florida strength coach, Rusty Whitt, seen here in what I can only describe as his nWo era?

College Park hotel ordered to pay $164 million to victim in child sex trafficking lawsuit

My good friend Jon Tonge was the lead partner on this case. When we were in law school together, Jon spent 2L year sketching out a theory for holding hotels accountable for human trafficking. Yesterday, after 10+ years of work, he secured a $164M verdict. www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...

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The victim says in her lawsuit that she was only 15 years old when she was brought to the College Park hotel by traffickers for the first time and that staff did nothing to stop the crimes.

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How Pumping 14,443 Pounds of Iron Turned the Florida Gators Into Wrecking Balls

There are so many incredible quotes here. “Sumrall and Whitt believe in an old-school tenet of the gridiron. Hitting your opponent as hard as possible never goes out of style.” www.wsj.com/sports/footb...

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The new coaching staff wanted to return their team to college football’s elite. The first step was to lift tons and tons of weight.

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Zach @zachlj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social I believe you truly have yourself a progrum coach. “‘Jon could outlift virtually all of our defensive backs, and a lot of our wide receivers,’ said Florida strength coach Rusty Whitt.” www.wsj.com/sports/footb...

As he surveyed the men he was being paid to lead, Jon Sumrall, a former linebacker who long ago hung up his shoulderpads, realized that these supposed behemoths couldn’t lift all that much weight. In fact, many couldn’t even lift as much as Sumrall, who is now 44 years old.

“Jon could outlift virtually all of our defensive backs, and a lot of our wide receivers,” said Florida strength coach Rusty Whitt, who doubles as Sumrall’s workout partner.

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Combined with the plan to exclusively resettle White Afrikaners under the presidential determination number, it’s almost impossible to overstate the degree to which full on, blood and soil, white nationalism is the operating principle for this evil regime.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rams wearing Cosmic Bowling jerseys

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Football is a simple game: 22 guys lineup and Mike Macdonald dictates the outcome

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Zach @zachlj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@sethemerson.bsky.social curious if you’re seeing anything different in coaching approach and/or team culture? Dawgs seem to be playing with a noticeable edge and intensity that feels different from the last year or two.

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Zach @zachlj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’d say this is mad king shit but also he might just think Command and Conquer is real life

The pentagon, surrounded by prism towers, just like the president dreamed up.