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Zach H @zachheise.com · 13/09/2026
At the very least it will lead to more discs checked out from your local library too lol 😉
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 13/09/2026
Oh I meant plex/emby/jellyfin servers is all. Streaming as a paid service will die for sure yeah, no disagree. Too unreliable since whiny IP holders keep pulling content. But no one but you and 5% of other people has the room for massive disc libraries. You are the only one I know who has one.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 13/09/2026
It's like redditors saying Playstation is doomed because they're giving up physical media... No, they're not. The people online making a stink about it, however justified, are a tiny fraction. Physical media is still doomed, unfortunately.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 08/09/2026
Steaks, like alcohol, are the cause of and solution to the world's problems
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 07/09/2026
"there's no law against triggering the libs and even there was I wouldn't follow it anyway" Grandpa diaper shitter is just going to keep doing this because he loves the adulation his slackjawed moron fans give him when he does it.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 07/09/2026
Immediately thought of theonion.com/arbys-now-ch...
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Arby's Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef
ATLANTA—During a press event at Arby’s headquarters last week, the company officially launched its new $2.99 Grab-N-Go Meal Deal, which allows patrons to go behind the counter at any franchise locatio...
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 26/08/2026
Wouldn't it be nice if in the wake of #Dolly Parton's death, everyone could agree that "being nice, helping children read, etc" was something that could transcend politics? Somehow, that woman was beloved by all - shrewdly not getting into politics. She was totally a progressive though.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is shitfight-at-the-monkey-house level of crazy right here.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 10/08/2026
if she's fantasizing about getting covered in ejaculate and both parties didn't discuss this early in the relationship, that's probably a failure of communication. Also, gross.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/08/2026
I'd be in favor of policy bodycams. Hoping that we get them this time. www.wpr.org/news/madison...
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Madison fought for years about police body cams. Leaders say things have changed.
As far back as 2014, body cameras for Madison police have been debated, but never adopted on a department-wide basis. That could be poised to change following a fatal police shooting on July 22.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/08/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BLADDER
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 18/05/2026
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 09/05/2026
As a sysadmin I want to know if the Canvas platform is something that could be self hosted. Why are all the eggs in one basket, and that basket is Instructure's Infrastructure? I generally dislike the cloud already, for reasons exactly like this. If the UW had run its own private instance, no harm.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 09/05/2026
Sounds like a tripping meeting. And not the good kind! 😉
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 09/05/2026
Oh no! That douche tech bro's MacBook Pro was 90% through a code compile it had been chewing on for a week, and they closed it! How sad.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 23/03/2026
why you gotta be hatin on the pole down under like that; they'd make great solar power for half the year
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 04/03/2026
Big fan of William Henry Harrison, myself
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
When he paused, took a breath and the camera zoomed in on him, then I did think "ah shit the next shot he's totally taking out that chopper isn't he. Sigh" and yep, magic bullet in the air intake or some crap
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
Fail-open security is best security 😑
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
Oh sure quote me on everything but this 😉 I felt so smart "figuring" this out
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
In my defense it was a very cool pistol
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
I got the feeling Bond just didn't want to see a man, obviously in agony both physically and mentally, commit suicide and that's why he turned his head
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
I didn't realize it was Monica Belluci though. I figured it was the typical "older bad guy has younger hot piece" - but I was wrong, she was his wife and "appropriately" aged. I am not older than Ms Belluci.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 03/02/2026
I thought the joke was, iirc, was that one switch said "atmosphere" and it started playing 009's (apparently?) favorite music mix. That was 2 hours ago, maybe I don't remember right
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 25/01/2026
It literally looks like one of those demos you see in videos from Chinese tech companies "look, we trained this machine to shake hands!"
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 25/01/2026
Kushner training at the Zuckerberg school of somewhat-human-looking androids, I see.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 25/01/2026
*wipes tear* well damn Jude I didn't think I'd ever hear you say something nice about Christians... but yeah, Progressive Christians - who follow Jesus's ACTUAL teachings - are pretty cool. The people who pervert the religion with fear and hate in his name? Garbage humans.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 15/01/2026
can you imagine waking up in the morning, then realizing you don't have a job to go to, so you just sigh contentedly and cuddle back into your sheets? Can you Jude? Can you...?
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 14/01/2026
yeah, I want to like BlueSky but this stupid artificial character limitation and the bizarre (well, for people like me who never had Twitter at all it's bizarre) means of tracking interaction with posting, plus no way to add "nicknames" to people so I remember who they are...it ain't great
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 14/01/2026
what a fall from decency this bootlicker had. My dad and I used to love Dilbert. But Scott went goddamn nutso.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 14/01/2026
wow, setting a custom domain as the handle is real easy. Still think that this twitter-esque method of communication is clunky and outdated compared with That Meta Website (for all its faults) but BlueSky certainly is the most tech-keyed-in of the major systems (sorry Mastodon)
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 14/12/2025
Maybe the next Gen will bring it back ironically. Like idiots and their vinyls or some shit. People miss what the previous generations used to have/do
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 30/08/2025
Me: what is my purpose Baby: you sit next to me as I'm trying to fall asleep, wait for my pacifier to fall out of my mouth, then pop it back in Me: oh my god
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 23/08/2025
Very succinctly put
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 23/08/2025
I look forward to hearing about the huge payout he's going to get from the feds, that we will all be paying for with our taxes. Party of fiscal responsibility my ass.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 23/08/2025
Hey awesome! Was wondering where that went. Glad it was found. I always wondered how it worked. Thanks for enlightening (heh) us, Alec.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 29/05/2025
Jack Nicholson in most of his roles but this one in particular is my spirit animal
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 29/05/2025
as Charlie Brown would say, rolling his eyes toward heaven... "good grief"
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 30/04/2025
don't forget convicted felon!
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 28/04/2025
I am hoping for smart toilets that will do this for me eventually.... running locally though, not in the cloud. The poop-cloud, if you will. 🫥
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 28/04/2025
I thought it looked like Spader! Nice.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 28/04/2025
so who are we looking at here?
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 28/04/2025
Hi BlueSky friends; I'm doing #BikeMS this summer in beautiful Baraboo #Wisconsin to raise money for multiple sclerosis cure research. Any donation to this very worthy cause would be appreciated! events.nationalmssociety.org/participant/...
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I'm participating in Bike MS: Best Dam Bike Tour WI 2025!
I’m participating in Bike MS: Best Dam Bike Tour WI 2025 to raise funds for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Nearly one million people in the US are living with the challenges and uncertainty...
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 02/04/2025
Does it suck to suck, Elon? 😂
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 02/04/2025
Adorable. I wouldn't choose it as my decor, but more power to Wine Mom.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 20/02/2025
The largest drupes you've ever seen.
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Zach H @zachheise.com · 14/02/2025
Oh hey @judet.bsky.social Luke Skywalker also has a tiny dog
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